Containment Random Chris Updates

Getting life insurance for Chris is one more thing that proves they are dumb rednecks, Chris will outlive Barb so who will get Chris's life insurance? They are paying money for absolutely no reason.

It ain't his good health habits that's kept Chrissy alive for 35 years, it's sheer, dumb luck.
 
Cole's first patron was a family member.
Carol Sellers, perhaps Dr. Carol Susanne Chandler, Bobs Daughter changed her last name to Sellers and still keeps in contact with Cole. After all, back in 1980 when Barb and Bob got together Cole would have been 17 and Carol would have been 12, perhaps they messed around behind Borbpatricas's back:story:
 

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He also found another way to beg for money - Paypal.me.

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I love how literally everything about that page is a lie. "Cwcville", not a real place, and a literal imaginary one at that. "Shopping", this implies there are wide selections of any merch worth buying and that you can expect professional delivery, from everything from timeframe, packing, and cost, and lastly, that you can feel your information and trust is safe while using it.

To each of those notions, I can only give one response ::story:
 
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He already was rejected. Tara said Chris was a douche and she hopes to never meet him.
But does CHRIS know this?

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Didn't he once say he had millions of fans? Yet not one person in that totally accurate estimate has bought his ebay sonichu scraps. Not a single one of his millions of followers hasn't jumped at this one of kind deal?
"Well, yah know... not evraybody has that kindah muhney... ah-and maybe some don't even KNOW about the one one of a kind deal as of right now! It could be a number uh reasons! WHO KNOWS!? But I believe my TRUE Sonichu fans will come eventually when the moneys right."

Chris would make any kind of excuse for his own sake because he refuses to believe he doesn't have any fans, that his art skills are barely on par with a grade schooler, or he can't estimate for shit.
 
Didn't he once say he had millions of fans? Yet not one person in that totally accurate estimate has bought his ebay sonichu scraps. Not a single one of his millions of followers hasn't jumped at this one of kind deal?
It must be strange to him that no one's buying those, since he knows there are people like Waterman, @DStecks, @Sonic Rainboom and AshurasGlitch, who like to throw money at him, as well as his customers - he made thousands selling stuff on Ebay/Etsy.
 
I don't know any USA based job sites off hand, but I feel like if you did a quick search you could find dozens of CADD jobs, at the very least places looking for freelance consultants for a project.

He didn't look, that means there aren't any, SO THERE!

In all honesty any CADD job would have hired anyone else on the hiring list that isn't Christian Weston Chandler.
 
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