Containment Random Chris Updates

[Wraith]

Please RETWEET If you agree that President Trump must be impeached over the fact that you dislike the breakfast cereal he eats.

Does Chris even know what treason mean without having to look it up? Does he even know what the kvetch-of-the-day is that lead the whiners to make that charge?

Of course Chris is gullible enough to fall for misleading news stories. Of course, anything that paints that damn JERK Pmurt in a negative light is alright by Chris. The only reason Chris hates Trump is because he beat a woman, never mind that said woman was one of the most corrupt politicians to seek the office of President. It's kind of funny how the "Trump is in bed with Russia" bullshit has become the Left's answer to the Right's "Obama's Birth Certificate" of the past eight years. And of course Chris won't go looking for the facts in this issue since that would take effort and it's far easier to just click "retweet" and smile that smug, sanctimonious grin of his. Putz.

Chris sounds like an angry ex-girlfriend or boyfriend who is hoping to prove somehow his being dumped and left behind was for the better. I have seen desperate behavior like this. It's trite.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Aldora]

Cole Smithey the Top Movie Critic and brother of Top Victim Christine Weston Chandler has finally got a second donor to his Patreon page. It is a $5 donation taking him up to $28 a month.

Of course due to the complete lack of interest in Coles channel, I suspect the initial $25 donation came from Cole himself and the $5 possibly comes from his brother in law. No proof of this though, just my little conspiracy theory.

 

[jc17]

Not possible. Chris cured his slow in the mind disease with those magic youtube videos.

A part of me wonders if Chris fears someone will come and take away his cure for his life long curse.

 

[Slowinthemind]

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I will not lower my price anymore until I am forced to relist it once again.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

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I guess he got the property tax statement in the mail. The begging will only increase from here.

 

[Karen Riley]

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He said countless time that he wouldn't negotiate on the price of the stamp book and now it's fallen down to a lowly 250 dollars. At this stage even someone who wants the drawings and buys them now is dumb because Chris is so desperate for income right now, that the price will probably drop again at the next listing.

How much will he owe in property tax again, 600 dollars? When they had to borrow from Chris's life insurance to save them from the abyss last time I have no clue what he's going to do if these fail to sell.

 

[Slowinthemind]

He said countless time that he wouldn't negotiate on the price of the stamp book and now it's fallen down to a lowly 250 dollars. At this stage even someone who wants the drawings and buys them now is dumb because Chris is so desperate for income right now, that the price will probably drop again at the next listing.

How much will he owe in property tax again, 600 dollars? When they had to borrow from Chris's life insurance to save them from the abyss last time I have no clue what he's going to do if these fail to sell.

In an emergency he can still sell the shirt to some fool, that would mean swallowing his ego and slashing the price though.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

He'd probably think the government is poisoning the water in an effort to make him unattractive.

Ah, God. I love it! Thanks.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

In an emergency he can still sell the shirt to some fool, that would mean swallowing his ego and slashing the price though.

If someone actually wants the impractical, malodorous abomination.

 

[The Giver]

I have no clue what he's going to do if these fail to sell.

Slash the price of the shirt

Beg more. Maybe even trot out Barb for the whole "Help me and my poor old mother" routine.

Honestly those seem like his only options at this point. Though I suppose the real question is whether that old succubus Barb has any tricks left. I know the life insurance has been borrowed against, but the financial system gives you a decent number of options if you are devoid of shame/decency.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Slash the price of the shirt

Beg more. Maybe even trot out Barb for the whole "Help me and my poor old mother" routine.

Honestly those seem like his only options at this point. Though I suppose the real question is whether that old succubus Barb has any tricks left. I know the life insurance has been borrowed against, but the financial system gives you a decent number of options if you are devoid of shame/decency.

Getting life insurance for Chris is one more thing that proves they are dumb rednecks, Chris will outlive Barb so who will get Chris's life insurance? They are paying money for absolutely no reason.

 

[dacwcman69]

Getting life insurance for Chris is one more thing that proves they are dumb rednecks, Chris will outlive Barb so who will get Chris's life insurance? They are paying money for absolutely no reason.

I think there's still a shred of hope in Chris' mind that he'll give birth to Crystal after finding his sweetheart

 

[Gav01]

To be fair; his "no haggle, no negotiation" policy on prices is still true. Haggling and negotiating requires a second party to participate, and right now he's haggling with the void.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Getting life insurance for Chris is one more thing that proves they are dumb rednecks, Chris will outlive Barb so who will get Chris's life insurance?

He's ours, so it's only fair that we split it evenly.

 

[Slowinthemind]

He's ours, so it's only fair that we split it evenly.

What will you do with your 5 cents?

 

[Lipitor]

He said countless time that he wouldn't negotiate on the price of the stamp book and now it's fallen down to a lowly 250 dollars. At this stage even someone who wants the drawings and buys them now is dumb because Chris is so desperate for income right now, that the price will probably drop again at the next listing.

How much will he owe in property tax again, 600 dollars? When they had to borrow from Chris's life insurance to save them from the abyss last time I have no clue what he's going to do if these fail to sell.

It's probably closer to $800-900. And he has to pay that twice a year...

lol I just remembered last year when he forgot to pay the fee to get his dogs registered

Spoiler: LOL Chris's face when getting a bill

 

[The American Hedgehog]

It's probably closer to $800-900. And he has to pay that twice a year...

lol I just remembered last year when he forgot to pay the fee to get his dogs registered

Spoiler: LOL Chris's face when getting a bill

It's $607 for the first half due on June 5th, and the other half in Dec. If Chris hadn't wasted money on the raffle, he would've been able to afford the tax and some new Lego sets.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

Getting life insurance for Chris is one more thing that proves they are dumb rednecks, Chris will outlive Barb so who will get Chris's life insurance? They are paying money for absolutely no reason.

In all honesty, if you had a son who's immune to most pain (we all saw that dry-shave video) and would most likely drown like a turkey from looking up whenever it rains, wouldn't you too think that you might be able to win the life insurance jackpot from him?

 

[Slowinthemind]

In all honesty, if you had a son who's immune to most pain (we all saw that dry-shave video) and would most likely drown like a turkey from looking up whenever it rains, wouldn't you too think that you might be able to win the life insurance jackpot from him?

Barb would join him soon after, she would starve to death without her slave.