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I'm not even phased by this anymore; like I expect Chris to just blindly be a moron at any given moment in time.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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Does Chris also believe the government is poisoning the water to make the frogs gay? I'd kill to hear Alex Jones interview Chris.
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I just realised how much worse things could have turned out for Chris.
Usually when someone starts shouting at the police and bring both their hands down to the side one would assume that they were going for their gun
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He'd probably think the government is poisoning the water in an effort to make him unattractive.
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Chris creeping on Doopie again. Featuring a special guest appearance.
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For some context: OP in that thread has a vid of Doopie from a cartoon saying "I'd fuck a fish", so...
Subconcious Offense
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There he goes again making everything about him.
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Is that the PS Plus? The PSN site has a list of free games it releases through that, but none of them are what Chris has been playing lately.
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I'm just saying in the past the games he's played that month have lined up with what PS+ offered that month, so at some point he (most likely) had a sub... or is stupid enough to buy games that PS+ was offering that month.
Gav01
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Oh shit!!!
Someone makes fanart of Doopie, and Chris rushes in to white knight because he doesn't know how human beings interact, and then, out of nowhere, Psychicpebbles enters the ring!!!!?
<grabs popcorn>
Someone makes fanart of Doopie, and Chris rushes in to white knight because he doesn't know how human beings interact, and then, out of nowhere, Psychicpebbles enters the ring!!!!?
<grabs popcorn>
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LOL, Chris can't tell when someone is jokingly acting hurt and upset. It's almost like he has some kind of mental disability that hinders his ability to understand social interactions.
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This disabillity is called 'autism'
Darndirty
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By Jerkops he means security guards, I guarantee you he acts timid and cooperative around actual cops, there's a big difference between the two.
At least in the comics Jerkops have always referred to mall/walmart security.
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No. He's resisted arrest before. Jerkops refers to both security and actual police officers. Chris is full of contempt and loathing for any authority figure because they won't allow him to loiter, solicit women, vandalize property, trespass, or do any of the numerous other childish, uncivil things Chris feels entitled to do.
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Since late '14, he's been relatively mellow.
Wonder if mace and race was his last big hurrah (at least as far as harming some other person outside the Chandler clan goes) he had. 2015 was an endurance test.
2016 we did have Clit 2.0 and Chris admitting to wanting to tap mommy ass.
2017: "I have no money. Help."
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Please RETWEET If you agree that President Trump must be impeached over the fact that you dislike the breakfast cereal he eats.
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Not possible. Chris cured his slow in the mind disease with those magic youtube videos.
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Please RETWEET If you agree that President Trump must be impeached over the fact that you dislike the breakfast cereal he eats.
Looks like Chris now thinks he can cast a "Curse-Ye-Tweet-Ye Ha" over the Internet.
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Please RETWEET If you agree that President Trump must be impeached over the fact that you dislike the breakfast cereal he eats.
Of course Chris is gullible enough to fall for misleading news stories. Of course, anything that paints that damn JERK Pmurt in a negative light is alright by Chris. The only reason Chris hates Trump is because he beat a woman, never mind that said woman was one of the most corrupt politicians to seek the office of President. It's kind of funny how the "Trump is in bed with Russia" bullshit has become the Left's answer to the Right's "Obama's Birth Certificate" of the past eight years. And of course Chris won't go looking for the facts in this issue since that would take effort and it's far easier to just click "retweet" and smile that smug, sanctimonious grin of his. Putz.