Containment Random Chris Updates

Totem Sanic said:
It's called "return fraud". Chris would be back in jail if the customer service staff members weren't as re tar ded as he is.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Return_fraud

"Receipt fraud: Utilizing reused, stolen or falsified receipts to return merchandise for profit. Alternatively, returning goods purchased on sale or from a different store at a lower price with the intention of profiting from the difference."
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Lol Chris won't go to jail for defrauding a few video games out of retail drones. At the worst he might get a fine.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
Lol Chris won't go to jail for defrauding a few video games out of retail drones. At the worst he might get a fine.
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You assume Chris won't do something stupid when the cops show up. Chris ALWAYS does something stupid when the cops show up. Tantrums, curse-ye-ka-me-has, flipping them off. These are all documented past examples of Chris vs the Jerkops. Chris could have gotten just a citation after the Snyder incident, but he chimped out the moment he saw handcuffs and acted like he refuses to be arrested just cuz he says so.
 
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Totem Sanic said:
You assume Chris won't do something stupid when the cops show up. Chris ALWAYS does something stupid when the cops show up. Tantrums, curse-ye-ka-me-has, flipping them off. These are all documented past examples of Chris vs the Jerkops. Chris could have gotten just a citation after the Snyder incident, but he chimped out the moment he saw handcuffs and acted like he refuses to be arrested just cuz he says so.
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Most of the time, Chris just scurries when he knows the Jerkops are on their way (be they security or actual police officers). There are only two incidents where shit really went down: Target and GamePlace. And the latter was because Barb was egging him on.

After the Gamestop situation, the cops hauled him off without incident.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
Most of the time, Chris just scurries when he knows the Jerkops are on their way (be they security or actual police officers). There are only two incidents where shit really went down: Target and GamePlace. And the latter was because Barb was egging him on.

After the Gamestop situation, the cops hauled him off without incident.
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I can just picture scurrying away like a penguin with a severe glandular problem after he hears, "Sir, I'm calling the police".
 
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Tonight on ABC, a very special episode of "Christine".

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Orkeosaurus said:
I don't follow Chris gaming accounts but does he ever buy anything on sale, or like get the free "game of the week" offers from a PSN membership? I feel like that kind of stuff would show up as a full purchase
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I'm pretty sure he's had a PSN sub (at least in the past) so some of these games could just be games he got for free*.

*psn costs monthly.
 
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