Containment Random Chris Updates

Tikbalang said:
Expect chinese-style censorship when the merge happens
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Dreaming about her married with Chris and was taught cooking by barb. Does she have a crush on Chris?
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I call Bullshit that Chris cooks his own food.
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Even if chris does cook, nothing in that kitchen is clean. Chris thinks body spray is as good as taking a shower, I shudder to think what he thinks of as 'clean dishes.' Then there's the fact that the house undoubtedly has roaches on top of copious amounts of pet dander and feces. The neighbor's trash can is safer to eat out of than chris chan's kitchen.
 
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I haven't looked at the new audio clips yet, but since nobody archived Chris's newer Sonic World mods, I downloaded them myself and I'm gonna attach them to this post just in case he tries to delete them.
 

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Pinball 2000 said:
I haven't looked at the new audio clips yet, but since nobody archived Chris's newer Sonic World mods, I downloaded them myself and I'm gonna attach them to this post just in case he tries to delete them.
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How was the talent of the lovely godes Chris?
 
Chris replies to a sonic artist named Velocity (ConceptChaos) showing off his watch with rings attached and tries to get her to play that fan game where the shitty sonichu mod was on.
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Chris managed to convince ConceptChaos to look for someone to make her a mod for the game.
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RebelRein1488x said:
Chris replies to a sonic artist named Velocity (ConceptChaos) showing off his watch with rings attached and tries to get her to play that fan game where the shitty sonichu mod was on.
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Chris managed to convince ConceptChaos to look for someone to make her a mod for the game.
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He's wearing cock rings on his watch to let everyone know he's adventurous and down for a nice pounding. Who am I kidding, that's way too social for Chris to understand.
 
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Why would anyone buy something from a shitty artist that's not even Chris?
That medallion looks even more half assed than Chris's own ones. And he calls them blessed? What. Did he pee on the floor again and sleep on it to meditate his sonichu powers or something?
 
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I feel like the issue here is where the old medallion, for as shitty and autistic as it was, still had some sort of charm to it, due to being made by a literal manchild, and it sort of became memorable and iconic for how bad it was.

These are just some ween's attempt at making a quick buck off of Chris's infamy. They lack soul, they lack that certain autistic quality that was synonymous with Classic Chris. And they represent parts of what Chris has become nowadays, what with the "goddess blessings" and constant attempts of weens to reenact the "Classic Sagas".
 
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Abarefiller said:
I feel like the issue here is where the old medallion, for as shitty and autistic as it was, still had some sort of charm to it, due to being made by a literal manchild, and it sort of became memorable and iconic for how bad it was.

These are just some ween's attempt at making a quick buck off of Chris's infamy. They lack soul, they lack that certain autistic quality that was synonymous with Classic Chris. And they represent parts of what Chris has become nowadays, what with the "goddess blessings" and constant attempts of weens to reenact the "Classic Sagas".
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Yeah, well it won't be the first or last time people have capitalised off from his infamy that's for sure.
 
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horrorfan89 said:
"I'm not asking for money but if you want you can donate anyway." Amazing the man has never read Orwell in life, but somehow managed to grasp the concept of double think...I'd say Chris is an idiot savant but that would imply he's talented in something to a degree that isn't mashing buttons on a controller for 30 years on end.
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Personally, I like the part in the lower tweet where he forgets to roleplay as Sonichu and refers to himself as Christine again. Mind you it must be pretty tiring having to try and keep that shit up month after month post after post.
 
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