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If there's such a statue, people tell it's Benjamin Franklin as a drag queen.
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Wonder why Chris decided to dust off the Magi-Chan account.
Heard from a Chris Chan troll, someone who has tricked Chris into thinking that he's a friend, that Barbra has been shitting her pants and it sounds like she's deteriorating quickly. Chris is still oblivious and thinks "it's normal".
Proof? While not outside the realm of possibility, you can't just make a claim like this & not back it up.
 
the ween fanart is coming out like a fucking firehose as of late. is it because its christmas time?
That, and because Chris is interacting with them.

Keep in mind that a good number of these people probably only know the sanitised version of Chris that has been peddled by his enablers, and just know he created Sonichu and nothing much else apart from that.
 
chris continues to escape into cwcville, babbles about the merge.
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Someone sent pics of Chris from back in 2018. First is Chris with Rocky, from when the Guard Dogs had him talk to her about the Idea Guys situation. The other two are Chris with the Teen Troon Squad.
 

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chris continues to escape into cwcville, babbles about the merge.
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"Working with" = Convincing some ween to do it for free or 'for exposure'. Not too difficult, considering how many people want to leech off Chris' infamy. Weird, since he's sort of like an autistic Weinstein, but to each their own.

Someone sent pics of Chris from back in 2018. First is Chris with Rocky, from when the Guard Dogs had him to talk to her about the Idea Guys situation. The other two are Chris with the Teen Troon Squad.
Clearly, he has no idea of what a 'proper' hug is supposed to be like nor personal space, having been raised by television and vidya. No wonder some people were weirded out at that convention he went to.
 
chris continues to escape into cwcville, babbles about the merge.
I had to read it multiple times because it's confusing.
So the whole mod thing was the closest thing on making his own video game. The problem is that he lacks the skills needed to make an asset other than his voice acting.
"Working with" = Convincing some ween to do it for free or 'for exposure'. Not too difficult, considering how many people want to leech off Chris' infamy. Weird, since he's sort of like an autistic Weinstein, but to each their own.
Oh no. Chris has his contribution as the designer. All he had to is to tell the modders what the level should look like.
If I had that role, I would feel useless but not in his case.
 
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I had to read it multiple times because it's confusing.
So the whole mod thing was the closest thing on making his own video game. The problem is that he lacks the skills needed to make an asset other than his voice acting.

Oh no. Chris has his contribution as the designer. All he had to is to tell the modders what the level should look like.
If I had that role, I would feel useless but not in his case.
Chris has always wanted to be the 'ideas guy' that every kid dreams of being whenever they talk about making videogames. The reality is anything but that.

In Chris' case, he never grew out of it.
 
Chris has always wanted to be the 'ideas guy' that every kid dreams of being whenever they talk about making videogames. The reality is anything but that.
The outcome of those dreams are rise of indie game studios. To achieve that, all Chris had to do is to start using Blender.

With that software, imagine how many he could've save from not buying LEGOs.
Imagine that he can make his TSSF game playable on his iPad.

But I digress, this is Chris we're talking about
 
Huh, he's still in touch with Rocky?
(or was, as of 2018 )

in that third picture with the troon, chris reminds me of a small child hugging you simply because he doesn't know any other way of telling you he likes you. Really does hammer home the idea that chris has the mind of a 6-YO
 
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The sad thing is I'd be unsurprised if he said that unironically.
While not exactly that, he has in the past begged for funds claiming that they were for services/bills. When he wouldn't stop, it was found out that he had indeed spent the money on toys/shit he wanted over things he needed.

Another example I can think of is when he begged for kitty medicine money, got it, then was exposed to already have bought the meds before ebegging again. Can't remember what he spent it on, prolly transformers shit.
 
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Is he saying that Dr Eggman and Bowser exist in Cwcville?

If he is, then why doesn't he destroy them like the omnipotent goddess he is?
While not exactly that, he has in the past begged for funds claiming that they were for services/bills. When he wouldn't stop, it was found out that he had indeed spent the money on toys/shit he wanted over things he needed.

Another example I can think of is when he begged for kitty medicine money, got it, then was exposed to already have bought the meds before ebegging again. Can't remember what he spent it on, prolly transformers shit.
Thanks.

I haven't been following him for as long as you guys have and I first heard of him on another forum this August, so I didn't know about that.
 
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