Containment Random Chris Updates

Marshal Mannerheim said:
Can he not just cast them into the time void?
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Greetings. Welcome to the CWC board. You are currently trying to apply logic and continuity to Cwcville, the fantasy realm of a confused manchild unable to grasp the concept of abstract thinking itself. Please step back from your computer or mobile device, breath, and reconsider some of your recent life decisions and/or worldviews.

Kind regards,

Retarded INTP
 
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'sonichu' insists that insults don't work on him despite hiding from people on twitter.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Someone sent pics of Chris from back in 2018. First is Chris with Rocky, from when the Guard Dogs had him talk to her about the Idea Guys situation. The other two are Chris with the Teen Troon Squad.
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Cheeki Breeki Chris in his Adidas. (I have literally never seen anyone before wear a belt with tracksuit bottoms)
Sackity said:
Clearly, he has no idea of what a 'proper' hug is supposed to be like nor personal space, having been raised by television and vidya. No wonder some people were weirded out at that convention he went to.
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I'm not so sure, I remember the whole motorboating incident, I think Chris might just do it because he knows he can get away with it.
Chris wanted to kiss me after the second outing (which I adamantly declared was not a date, several times, which Chris refused to accept), and I said no. That's weird, that's creepy, we aren't dating.... NO. He asked for a hug, instead, and I still said no because I said it felt uncomfortable since we weren't dating. So instead he "walked me to the car" and as I was getting in he just half climbed in after me and hugged me really awkwardly, bent in half since I was sitting down, face-down in my tits. His hair smells awful and his hairline is like half back on his head. It was one of many moments where I was so stunned I couldn't meaningfully react.
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Catherine - CWCki

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This photograph was taken from Melissa Ethridge's autobiographical/historic memoris titled: "Myself and other dykes throughout the ages."
The caption Reads: Two dykes from different generations enjoy a Value meal down at McDonald's. One dyke ravaged by age and imported from CWCVille under executive order by Obama. The other dyke still in her prime and rocking flannel. My lawyers said I had to include one of these two people in my book, I won't tell you which one."
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
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'sonichu' insists that insults don't work on him despite hiding from people on twitter.
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Ignoring insults isn't really a strength when you also choose to ignore where they might be coming from- I've seen literal kids under the age of 10 being better able to deal with criticism than he is. What a great, inspirational figure. Truly deserving of a statue.
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
Yeah. Doesn't Magi-Chan watch over the citizens of CWCville to ensure they don't have illegal gay thoughts?
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As far as I'm aware of the current state of his fantasy realm in the "lore", he used to. Current Chris deeply regrets it, and depicted himself kicking Classic Chris in the balls in one of his drawings for being behind this kind of shit. Still, as long as Chris Chan is the main deity of your existence, your reality can be considered fucked and dystopian indeed.
 
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Learning 3d modeling is hard, I guess. "Learning to improve the mod" could mean anything
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Chris thinks that zap-hogs are pokemans and not some fictional species. A god being can't handle criticisms and mentions putin
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Chris made a comeback, but still butthurt
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Neckwear?
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Butthurt
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Smug Chris
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Calling out on Chris's BS is a wrong logic according to him
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Pickles and Asperchu
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Tikbalang said:
Learning 3d modeling is hard, I guess. "Learning to improve the mod" could mean anything
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Chris thinks that zap-hogs are pokemans and not some fictional species. A god being can't handle criticisms and mentions putin
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Chris made a comeback, but still butthurt
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Neckwear?
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Butthurt
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Smug Chris
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Calling out on Chris's BS is a wrong logic according to him
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Pickles and Asperchu
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<insults dont hurt me
< larping as their own "original character" to hide from reality

Pick one faggot.
 
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