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Governments sure are dumb wasting money on space programs when they could just hire Chris to daydream about visiting different planets:
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horrorfan89 said:
godamn chirs i like Xanadu and recently gave ONJ props for defending Grease against the woke mobs who tried to cancel it. Why just fucking why?
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Update!:
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I can’t believe Chris can astrally project. Like, I think he stumbled upon it thanks to Joshua Wise being a dumbass.

When he got jolted by his Dreamcast, he had an OBE (out of body experience) and learned all about the astral plane from there.

He is so lucky he can do this.
 
Somebody from NASA or spacex better give Chris a job real quick. Why waste all this money for rockets and spaceships when we can astral project into different planets and stars. Shit... those astronauts on Apollo 13 are dumbasses to had blew themselves up, when they could had prayed to our goddess chris chan and astral project onto the moon!
 
Pickle Inspector said:
Don‘t be cocky says the self proclaimed goddess
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"Count your blessings", begs for money when the new Legos come out.
The American Hedgehog said:
Chris is following (but not yet subscribed to) some psychic who set up a new Patreon, "Molly The Medium", who's offering personalized psychic messages.
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Given that this is an update on Patreon, he hasn't updated anything for year(s) but still takes the money.

I miss spamming his twitter
 
Pickle Inspector said:
Yeah no, I think Chris should be paying attention to that last one:
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At this point it seems more like he's becoming semi-aware of how ridiculous his new "life purpose" is and is slowly phasing out of it by turning it into edgy shit.

Then again, this is Chris we're talking about, so he might just unironically believe that it makes him cool and mysterious or whatever.
 
Be kind y'all. Fuck you haters, though.
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Dream destination is Cwcville, he knows the temple is crap to live at.
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There's gate crystal but no taser. Also the hoarding.
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Wintersun said:
At this point it seems more like he's becoming semi-aware of how ridiculous his new "life purpose" is and is slowly phasing out of it by turning it into edgy shit.

Then again, this is Chris we're talking about, so he might just unironically believe that it makes him cool and mysterious or whatever.
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Chris going edgy would be a sign of him growing up. He'd finally be moving beyond having the mentality of a 6 year old and adopting the mentality of an edgy teenager. By the time he's 90 he should be acting like an 18 year old.
 
Naamaleipuri said:
What's with the stream of tweets?
Chris realizing old age catching up to him?
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His birthday is coming up in two days so I’m guessing he’s got fantasies of the merge finally happening?

Not sure if anything’s planned with that taser anymore but if there is plans he treats his birthday as if it’s a sacred holiday so there’s a good chance he’d try any dumb rituals then.
 
Truthboi said:
Chris probably gave someone else their account for promotion or copy and pasted a message.
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He definitely gave his twitter to someone. I really can't believe how fucking stupid the watchmen are. Unless they've done a 180 and are just cool with preator being a retard they really aren't keeping chris out of trouble.
 
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