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So, who told him this is King Author's fault? Is that an Idea Guy relic or did someone just tell him that?

Because you know someone told him that. That would be too creative for him to come up with.
Either someone mentioned it to Chris sarcastically or mentioned it at some point, and Chris ran with it. Or Chris came up with it on it's own due to how King Arthur is referenced in many things and sees how awful Kings are in fiction so used King Arthur as the reason that the Dimensional Merge is not happening.

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It's funny that Chris is saying King Arthur could split the dimensions but all the gods of every religion can't put them back together.
That's what gods are, they can't even strike a lightning at sinners.

The miracle is like comics, all talk but can't present one.
 
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I can't believe that if Chris' logic is applied (aka never fucking happened) that King Arthur is the evilest troll Chris has for denying the dimensional merge and all the gods are likely playing kick the autistic with him which is why the merge never happened.
 
So, who told him this is King Author's fault? Is that an Idea Guy relic or did someone just tell him that?

Because you know someone told him that. That would be too creative for him to come up with.
I don't know, king arthur is pretty basic fairy tale shit. If he mentioned like Alfred the Great. Then you know someone spoon fed him that.

I guess it's still possible that someone told him this, seeing as chris has been pretty reluctant to talk about the history of the merge in terms of names and dates.
 
Man forget the powers of Shiva, the strength of Horus, the Wisdom of Huanglao, the cunning of Loki, the magic of Thoth, and the absolute omnipotence of God the Father/Jehovah/Allah the reason we can't hang out with Solomon Grundy and Clubber Lang or fuck Chun-Li is because a bunch of Kings were like "Fighting is gay lol" and decided to tear reality apart... Somehow.

Someone should ask Chris if he considers King Arthur the most evil person in history and why.
 
I can't believe that if Chris' logic is applied (aka never fucking happened) that King Arthur is the evilest troll Chris has for denying the dimensional merge and all the gods are likely playing kick the autistic with him which is why the merge never happened.
If the merge happens before the nerd shit, it would be like the Conjunction of Spheres in the Witcher series.
As Chris said, "they're sick and tired of dealing dragons, magic and miracles". Pretty reasonable.
King Arthur split the dimension into two. The interesting royals are stuck in c-197 along with the giant living napalm, and the inbred ones are here in 1218.
 
I was doing some research to see were Chris got this nutty idea that King Arthur is behind the dimensional merge not happening, and I found that it might links back to Chris favourite video game franchise...

Because of course Chris would only know king Arthur from something sonic related and not the actual books by authors like T.H white, Thomas Malory or hell even Howard Pyle. The last one who adapted the original stories for childen btw, ok 1908 children but still children none the less.
 
Because of course Chris would only know king Arthur from something sonic related and not the actual books by authors like T.H white, Thomas Malory or hell even Howard Pyle. The last one who adapted the original stories for childen btw, ok 1908 children but still children none the less.
Had to be sonic. That or the MLP trash he loves so much.
 
Had to be sonic. That or the MLP trash he loves so much.
Or possibly The Disney version of The sword in the stone, if he hadn't seen it as a kid he'd have seen it by now since he has Disney plus. Which isn't a bad introduction to Arthurian Lore but like I said, Chris should have at least read an actual King Arthur book like the ones I mentioned. Alas the autism and years of rotting his brain with cartoons and sugar has shrunken his brain like an overcooked steak, he doesn't have the attention span or comprehension to read anything above a third grade level anymore.
 
Very true, I wounded if by other kings he's refering to Charlemagne from the matters of France, but then I realise this is Chris were taking about. Likelihood is it either the Disney film or Sonic. I edge on betting on Sonic being the answer as he's a villian according to the wiki whereas most media presents Aurthur as a tragic hero. Then again all Abrahamic sources cite god's as a man, get Chris in his ignorance called every Christian, Jew and Muslim wrong.
 
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Or possibly The Disney version of The sword in the stone, if he hadn't seen it as a kid he'd have seen it by now since he has Disney plus. Which isn't a bad introduction to Arthurian Lore but like I said, Chris should have at least read an actual King Arthur book like the ones I mentioned. Alas the autism and years of rotting his brain with cartoons and sugar has shrunken his brain like an overcooked steak, he doesn't have the attention span or comprehension to read anything above a third grade level anymore.
I don't think Chris has Disney Plus, IIRC he bitched about it for being too expensive
 
Or possibly The Disney version of The sword in the stone, if he hadn't seen it as a kid he'd have seen it by now since he has Disney plus. Which isn't a bad introduction to Arthurian Lore but like I said, Chris should have at least read an actual King Arthur book like the ones I mentioned. Alas the autism and years of rotting his brain with cartoons and sugar has shrunken his brain like an overcooked steak, he doesn't have the attention span or comprehension to read anything above a third grade level anymore.
T. H. White takes far too much concentration for Chris - Thomas Malory, forget it!

Then again all Abrahamic sources cite god's as a man, get Chris in his ignorance called every Christian, Jew and Muslim wrong
Both Jews and Muslims are adamant that God is not a man, never was and never will be.
God for them is a immaterial, noncorporeal, sexless, genderless, transcendent, eternal, timeless being. Not human, not male, not a man

God is not a man, that he should lie; nor a son of man, that he should repent….”

Christians, on the other hand, do believe God is a man.
 
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I don't think Chris has Disney Plus, IIRC he bitched about it for being too expensive
It would be expensive for someone on welfare. I think it might have gone up due to them adding a new section. If I remember correctly most his funds go to bills and debts and then if his mother doesn't take any more the rest goes to games, a Netflix's subscription and toys if I'm not mistaken. So if he's thrown in a Disney plus sub it wouldn't be to surprising he's never been good at spending
 
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I don't think Chris has Disney Plus, IIRC he bitched about it for being too expensive
He has the base plan, which grants him the classics and the tv shows but not the premium plan which allows access to new movies. Like any good consoomer Chris is subbed to almost every streaming service there is, but only the bare bone versions of them.
 
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