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Optimus Prime said:
For those wondering how Sonic and King Arthur make any sense in context...there was one of those weirdo spinoff Sonic games during the Wii period.
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Ah, I remember those. They were supposed to be part of a larger series of games based on different heroic stories/legends. What a waste but then again it's probably for the best considering how mediocre Secret Rings and Black Knight was. Of course, Chris probably 100%'d both of them.
 
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Truthboi said:
Either someone mentioned it to Chris sarcastically or mentioned it at some point, and Chris ran with it. Or Chris came up with it on it's own due to how King Arthur is referenced in many things and sees how awful Kings are in fiction so used King Arthur as the reason that the Dimensional Merge is not happening.

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Chris keeps lying about all these amazing feets he's accomplished as a God yet he can't even be assed to describe them so we can at least get SOME enjoyment picturing lardass over here flying around the world like catching air born missiles or putting out buildings fires with his super sonic farts.
 
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Abarefiller said:
What the fuck is this panel organization? The text is all over the place and it feels like I'm having a stroke while trying to read this.
Not to mention it fails hard to capture just why the scene was funny in the movie.
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That's the entire Sonichu comic series summarized. If you want to understand his "art", you have to realize that for him it's just another way to live out his daydreams/delusions. It doesn't actually matter how good it it, it just has to make him feel good.
 
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What Chris thinks of King Arthur
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What I think of King Arthur: yes, I know he's a once and future king who was sacrificed a legendary hero. I read them in Pyle's work, some vintage source book from the 50s I got from the thrift shop a few years back, and it wasn't limited to the Merlin trilogy by James Mallory (you can get them at Amazon, whatever online bookshop it takes you cuz you won't find it in person just because it was in print in the 90s by the time of the miniseries release). I listened to the original Camelot broadway musical soundtrack in c. 2009. Before the album, I saw Monty Python and the Holy Grail when I was in 6th grade. I saw The Sword in the Stone recently. I was considering having to watch Excalibur at some point, though I read the script back and forth on IMSDB. I honestly don't think Arthur was that evil as shown above, but his son Mordred is instead (I visually see Mordred in my mind as if he looks like Anakin Skywalker from the Star Wars prequels). If dimensions get separated (due to the fact the knights of the round table get sick and tired of defeating mythical creatures like dragons), then all the Space Gems were hidden for centuries until some non-canon grandson of the good and noble king collects them all to discover his true identity and past less than half a century ago. That was another story that should've been told on a different platform, but I digress. Interesting stuff from my Arthurian background, right?
 
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shadhardblogger19 said:
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What I think of King Arthur: yes, I know he's a once and future king who was sacrificed a legendary hero. I read them in Pyle's work, some vintage source book from the 50s I got from the thrift shop a few years back, and it wasn't limited to the Merlin trilogy by James Mallory (you can get them at Amazon, whatever online bookshop it takes you cuz you won't find it in person just because it was in print in the 90s by the time of the miniseries release). I listened to the original Camelot broadway musical soundtrack in c. 2009. Before the album, I saw Monty Python and the Holy Grail when I was in 6th grade. I saw The Sword in the Stone recently. I was considering having to watch Excalibur at some point, though I read the script back and forth on IMSDB. I honestly don't think Arthur was that evil as shown above, but his son Mordred is instead (I visually see Mordred in my mind as if he looks like Anakin Skywalker from the Star Wars prequels). If dimensions get separated (due to the fact the knights of the round table get sick and tired of defeating mythical creatures like dragons), then all the Space Gems were hidden for centuries until some non-canon grandson of the good and noble king collects them all to discover his true identity and past less than half a century ago. That was another story that should've been told on a different platform, but I digress. Interesting stuff from my Arthurian background, right?
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No Among Which but otherwise spot on. Also a rant about haters at the end followed by Kra-Kow and a bunch of emojis.
 
Cask of Amontillado said:
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Did Chris just say John K? Is that what I think it is?
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Be Sonichu
Zap to the extreme
One day your father/deity rapes you
Sometime later he does it again
Your role as saviour of the city is ruined because this fat fuck keeps undercutting your heroics with drama of his own
Fail to save those hostages in the bank robbery because your rapist father needs help rubbing hormone gel into his tits, and help handling mall security
Realize the state mandated religion of Chrischanism is getting rewritten weekly, and those who follow the anchuent prophecy are now heretics
Dad asks to swap bodies
Agree for fear of being raped
Spend 1 year in a flea infested scrap heap with a senile woman for company. Try to handle your God/father's social media whilst he fixes things in the home dimension
Hope your wife and kids, even the retarted trans one, are doing okay
Hope your god/rapist fixes the dimension so you can go home
Get bombarded with merge questions on twitter, but fucked if you know what to say, so you wing it.
1 year later, Chris swaps bodies again
You look in the mirror and realize chris was too fat and lazy to run anywhere, so you look like shit, you've got man tits, and diabetes from his cola addiction
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Is Chris Chan gonna pick up Neptunia Virtual Stars? Or have the Idea Guys' influence waned on him enough that all that remains of his/their former Neptunia obsession is CPU Blue Heart?

Come to think of it, Chris hasn't actually played any of the Neptunia games, has he? Why is that? You think he would do it if he could make CPU Blue Heart a la Sonic Forces?

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Sonichus and Rosechus are their own species, and not a breed of pokemans and Sonic the hedgehog characters.
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