Containment Random Chris Updates

Pickle Inspector said:
It's possible but Chris is uncancellable, mostly because you can't cancel someone who's already a social outcast and hasn't achieved anything in life (What are they going to do, phone up Chris's non existent place of work to try and get him fired?) plus the actual woke crowd would be terrified to criticize Chris since he's clearly a special needs individual who identifies as a trans lesbian.

And as well as that anyone who remotely knows about internet culture will realize Chris being the number one lolcow on the internet means they'd be making themselves a huge target for internet trolls so I doubt anyone who has any clout in social justice circles would go after Chris as things are since there's not really anything to gain but a lot to lose.
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You're right. Although, special needs or not, I was hoping Chris would get cancelled, since it would only be the one time in his pampered life that he gets punished. The internet would be doing what his parents wouldn't.
 
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horrorfan89 said:
Too bad the block of moldy Swiss cheese Chris calls a "psychic power house of a brain " is too stupid to realize that.
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Maybe, but...dumb as a box of rocks he may be, Chris has learned a little over the years - including (though not infallibly) how to spot 'da trolls'. The Idea Guys flattered him, which was their 'in' - but Helena isn't flattering him much. He may yearn for her sweet, sweet china, but her constant harping on points which people have been laughing at him for for years must surely ring some tiny warning bell as the cranial clockwork mouse stutters ever on its track? That 'oh I love you playing your Guitar Hero controller' must make it obvious even to such a slow-in-the-mind that she's at the very least not entirely on the level.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Maybe, but...dumb as a box of rocks he may be, Chris has learned a little over the years - including (though not infallibly) how to spot 'da trolls'. The Idea Guys flattered him, which was their 'in' - but Helena isn't flattering him much. He may yearn for her sweet, sweet china, but her constant harping on points which people have been laughing at him for for years must surely ring some tiny warning bell as the cranial clockwork mouse stutters ever on its track? That 'oh I love you playing your Guitar Hero controller' must make it obvious even to such a slow-in-the-mind that she's at the very least not entirely on the level.
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Due to the recent Comprehensive History episode, from the part where it was talking about Milo and his cyberbullying video, Chris recently commented on that video, even stating that he knew Milo was making fun of Chris, but was also flattered that Milo would regard him as the worlds first SJW president.
 
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Tikbalang said:
Cats and Death.
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His second tweet makes him a terrible owner knowing his history with all the cats he kept.
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I can't fathom having "Minty Rosechu" of all things as your Twitter name and using that account to talk about personal stuff like the death of a pet.

A Sonichu-themed account is by definition the mark of a troll (or an utter retard, or more often both), so you'd only use it just to fuck with Chris.

I mean, no offense, but I wouldn't make a thread here of all places about my grandma dying or something.

Hogar Grupal said:
Due to the recent Comprehensive History episode, from the part where it was talking about Milo and his cyberbullying video, Chris recently commented on that video, even stating that he knew Milo was making fun of Chris, but was also flattered that Milo would regard him as the worlds first SJW president.
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Just saw the video the other day. If I didn't know Chris, I'd think he is trying to be clever in a "See? You didn't get a rise out of me like you wanted", but he is such a hopeless dunce that he is taking an obviously sarcastic remark at face value, and his talk about "potential mockery" is just some "insurance" he throws out there because he suspects he's making fun of him somehow but his rotten brains don't quite get it because it's above "colorful cartoon for 6 year olds" level.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
You're right. Although, special needs or not, I was hoping Chris would get cancelled, since it would only be the one time in his pampered life that he gets punished. The internet would be doing what his parents wouldn't.
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Chris does a fine job of cancelling himself since where ever he goes online, he gets blocked by everyone.
And who needs to get him fired from his non-existent job when he already got himself banned from everywhere.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Maybe, but...dumb as a box of rocks he may be, Chris has learned a little over the years - including (though not infallibly) how to spot 'da trolls'. The Idea Guys flattered him, which was their 'in' - but Helena isn't flattering him much. He may yearn for her sweet, sweet china, but her constant harping on points which people have been laughing at him for for years must surely ring some tiny warning bell as the cranial clockwork mouse stutters ever on its track? That 'oh I love you playing your Guitar Hero controller' must make it obvious even to such a slow-in-the-mind that she's at the very least not entirely on the level.
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I mean the thing with Helena is that she swings from mocking him to flirting with him and Chris is just too dumb especially since she isn't stepping over any boundaries like Sockness did or isn't outright making fun of him in a way he can understand (such as drawing him in an ugly light). Rate me :optimistic: but I think Helena could be the best troll Chris has had in years (otherwise his best recent troll are the Brony Analyst Community and Hasbro).
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Jury's still out.

Other enablers - CWCki

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She - if she is a she - has her cartoon fursona as an MTF troon, and also an absolute slapper who's happily given Magi-Chan the push to focus on fucking Chris, by the looks of things, though.
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An MtF unoperated troon? No can doosville, for OPL. He is part of the LGBTHIV+ but won't view a trans woman as a woman unless the pickle is cut out. At least for dat setsy time, Chris much rather prefere his women at least dilated. :tomgirl:
 
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Chris knows the Friends with Benefits comic
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Pickle Inspector said:
It's possible but Chris is uncancellable, mostly because you can't cancel someone who's already a social outcast and hasn't achieved anything in life (What are they going to do, phone up Chris's non existent place of work to try and get him fired?) plus the actual woke crowd would be terrified to criticize Chris since he's clearly a special needs individual who identifies as a trans lesbian.

And as well as that anyone who remotely knows about internet culture will realize Chris being the number one lolcow on the internet means they'd be making themselves a huge target for internet trolls so I doubt anyone who has any clout in social justice circles would go after Chris as things are since there's not really anything to gain but a lot to lose.
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I mean they’ve tried in the past and people either didn’t give a shit or the people cancelling Chris crumpled under the pressure from weens.
 
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cuevasen said:
An MtF unoperated troon? No can doosville, for OPL. He is part of the LGBTHIV+ but won't view a trans woman as a woman unless the pickle is cut out. At least for dat setsy time, Chris much rather prefere his women at least dilated. :tomgirl:
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And the TTS identified as males, but you can bet Chris saw them as women and wanted to pork them. They said he was touchy and creepy.
 
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cuevasen said:
An MtF unoperated troon? No can doosville, for OPL. He is part of the LGBTHIV+ but won't view a trans woman as a woman unless the pickle is cut out. At least for dat setsy time, Chris much rather prefere his women at least dilated. :tomgirl:
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Chris said before in the early days of his tomgirl days he isn't interested in anyone born with a penis and I doubt things have changed and I seriously doubt he'd be interested in a FTM who looked in any way masculine either.
 
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