Containment Random Chris Updates

[The Fool]

I think this Helena is trying to normalize Pedophilia with Chris. They got him to retweet pictures of naked drawn children.

thats just a base dude, they all look like that

 

[Dimensional Merge Expert]

But it's still naked children in sexualized poses. Just keep an eye on it. Helena has been subvertly pushing their interactions into pedo territory lately.

 

[Dimensional Merge Expert]

Hes getting his rape on regardless

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Ooo! Ooo! Can I be the one to hold him down and record his screams?!

You're gonna have to get in line, most forum members have been clamoring for that position for years.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Ooo! Ooo! Can I be the one to hold him down and record his screams?!

Sorry, I'm a nurse, I've performed this procedure before.

 

[Tikbalang]

Hes getting his rape on regardless

"Friends with benefits". He has a crush on her

 

[The Fool]

There are no benefits when you're friends with Chris. He's the living embodiment of a liability.

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

He's like a caricature atheist in a Christian comic strip.

 

[Tikbalang]

Cats and Death.

His second tweet makes him a terrible owner knowing his history with all the cats he kept.

 

[Retarded INTP]

Cats and Death.
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His second tweet makes him a terrible owner knowing his history with all the cats he kept.

If it wasn't Chris I would more or less agree with this bullshit.

 

[Alkaline Cab]

If it wasn't Chris I would more or less agree with this bullshit.

I mean, he's taken it from somewhere.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Worst love quest ever. Make it stoppppp

 

[Kuruminha]

Old habits die hard. Chris is nearing his forties and is still sitting alone in bed flapping his taffy around to crude drawings of anthropomorphic rats.

 

[The Dude]

Null will keep him comfortably locked in his toy and vidya room after Barb dies, and @Mariposa Electrique will be the abusive babysitter who records his screams.
At least, I hope that's still the plan...

Last I heard anything about it, Null washed his hands of the whole situation because Chris was being stubborn and uncooperative, and the situation was far worse than Null had anticipated since Barb had taken out reverse mortgages so she could buy more Goodwill shit. This was around the time the Teen Troon Squad started fucking with Chris and he only wanted to listen to them because they humored his delusions and Null wouldn't.

I have a feeling this babysitter was trying her best to calm down a tard-ragin’ lil Chris and, being a teenage girl rather than a trained social worker, had to barricade him inside his room for hers, as well as his, own safety.

What with how Bob and Barb liked to twist everything around to make everyone else the villains and themselves the poor victims, I'm sure Roach or whatever her name was did a perfectly fine job babysitting normally and just put Chris in the room because he was throwing a fit or she needed a break.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Roach or whatever her name was

I think it’s implied her last name was actually Roche but Borb either misremembered it or went with Roach because it makes her sound evil.

 

[Abarefiller]

Worst love quest ever. Make it stoppppp
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Wonder what's gonna be the pay off with this thing. Chris went from "I'm not interested in you but we can still be friends" to "We can be friends with benefits" in the span of less than a week. Not to mention the on-going Praetor stuff and Chris crushing on a 17 year old.

Are we about to get another sweetheart/pedofork saga?

 

[Crustyguy]

Wonder what's gonna be the pay off with this thing. Chris went from "I'm not interested in you but we can still be friends" to "We can be friends with benefits" in the span of less than a week. Not to mention the on-going Praetor stuff and Chris crushing on a 17 year old.

Are we about to get another sweetheart/pedofork saga?

I have to wonder if he even knows what "friends with benefits" means, considering he constantly messes up common phrases.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Worst love quest ever. Make it stoppppp
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Chris wishes he could ship this in his tard card game.

 

[Pickle Dick]

LS Mark brings up Chris-Chan in a discussion about the death of "cringe culture"

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He's too stupid and Autistic to be unsupervised, and Babs is too damned old, senile, and decrepit to keep an eye on him, and has been for a long, long time.

I wonder if Barb's ever talked with at Chris point blank "Chris, I'll be joining your dad soon, so I hope you have a way with living by yourself." Just like "da finances", it's through one ear, out the other.