Containment Random Chris Updates

[A Grey Cat]

I think he also resents the fact that society views men as dominant bread winners because he wants women to occupy that role.

Not only did Chris want his wife in the way back when to be the breadwinner but he also wanted her to fulfill the traditional role of an old sitcom wife and keep house for him and be available to Fuck on demand.

Chris didn't want to be either the man or woman of the house, he wanted to be the child who also got to sleep with mommy.

 

[The Dude]

It's like Chris's neurons relay information to his mouth in the form of the telephone game, so that what started as a thought about The Price is Right comes out as Bob Barker blowing a Hawaiian sea captain.

So, in other words Chris is severely retarded and says, thinks, and does severely retarded things.

Not only did Chris want his wife in the way back when to be the breadwinner but he also wanted her to fulfill the traditional role of an old sitcom wife and keep house for him and be available to Fuck on demand.

Chris didn't want to be either the man or woman of the house, he wanted to be the child who also got to sleep with mommy.

Chris has always been an egomaniac with an unjustifiably inflated sense of self-importance. He's always viewed himself as above "common" people and their "commoner" ways, like he's a little prince or something. He's even tried to use his believed blood ties to royalty as a both a weapon and a shield. His entitled ranting during his "break-up" with Catherine is a prime example of this. So of course it would be perfectly reasonable in his retarded, spoiled little mind to expect his future wife to bring home the bacon, cook that bacon, clean the house, do the laundry, raise the children, and all the other grown-up "common" stuff plus make herself available to his boomerang dick whenever he's horny, while Chris sleeps in as late as he wants, plays with his toys and video games all day, and spend his Retard Welfare plus her income on whatever catches his Autistic fancy. Because he's not only special and the most important person in the house, but he also has royal blood.

 

[Witthel]

Chris has always been an egomaniac with an unjustifiably inflated sense of self-importance. He's always viewed himself as above "common" people and their "commoner" ways, like he's a little prince or something. He's even tried to use his believed blood ties to royalty as a both a weapon and a shield. His entitled ranting during his "break-up" with Catherine is a prime example of this. So of course it would be perfectly reasonable in his retarded, spoiled little mind to expect his future wife to bring home the bacon, cook that bacon, clean the house, do the laundry, raise the children, and all the other grown-up "common" stuff plus make herself available to his boomerang dick whenever he's horny, while Chris sleeps in as late as he wants, plays with his toys and video games all day, and spend his Retard Welfare plus her income on whatever catches his Autistic fancy. Because he's not only special and the most important person in the house, but he also has royal blood.

Chris's cancerous tumor of an ego officially started to grow when his parents allowed him to change his name all because an animatronic bear of all things misheard him.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

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I don't have any idea how Chris got to this conclusion.

Edit: Someone on Twitter found the fragment with the captain of a boat, but it still doesn't explain how it makes Bob Barker bisexual.

Chris brains are turning into pudding, I'm telling you. At this rate, in a couple of years he'll devolve into disjointed words deprived of any coherent thread of thought, and a few years from now, just inarticulate autistic screams.

Also.... "watching some Best of Bob Barker on YouTube"? Shit, Chris hobbies sway between "6 yead old girl" and "senile old granny" with no middle point whatsoever.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Yeah, I think dogs are more emotionally intelligent than Chris and perceptive. Chris has always been a demented deviant who needs to be locked away. He's a megalomaniac narcissist, who's fat, ugly, and bald.


I don't entirely agree with that. I think Chris Is extremely jealous of men gay and straight. I think he also resents the fact that society views men as dominant bread winners because he wants women to occupy that role.

I doubt he even thinks about social issues that deeply, he seems more the type to just go along with it and have the fact he doesn’t want to work be more ‘proof’ he’s actually female.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

just inarticulate autistic screams.

So, he'll revert back to a two-year-old when "God put the mute button" on him?

 

[Alex Krycek]

So, he'll revert back to a two-year-old when "God put the mute button" on him?

Well see first an abusive babysitter needs to lock him in a room full of toys and leave him alone.

Chris would actually love for that to happen nowadays.

 

[Witthel]

So, he'll revert back to a two-year-old when "God put the mute button" on him?

It's almost poetic in a tragic sort of way.

Chris' life officially started going to shit when he went mute as a kid, and a combination of apathy, sloth, gluttony and desperation to avoid reality throughout his life will soon seem him reverting back to that same state at the end of it.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Chris's cancerous tumor of an ego officially started to grow when his parents allowed him to change his name all because an animatronic bear of all things misheard him.

It didn't help Bob also believed it to be a sign of God because he wanted to name Chris "Christian".

But I think his parents combined with winning the Sonic contest is what caused Chris' ego to inflate to ginormous levels.

 

[The Dude]

Well see first an abusive babysitter needs to lock him in a room full of toys and leave him alone.

Chris would actually love for that to happen nowadays.

Chris definitely needs a fucking babysitter, that's for damn sure. Even an abusive one that locks him in his toy room would be better than his current situation. He's too stupid and Autistic to be unsupervised, and Babs is too damned old, senile, and decrepit to keep an eye on him, and has been for a long, long time.

It's almost poetic in a tragic sort of way.

Chris' life officially started going to shit when he went mute as a kid, and a combination of apathy, sloth, gluttony and desperation to avoid reality throughout his life will soon seem him reverting back to that same state at the end of it.

Chris' life went to shit the moment Bob's geriatric sperm made contact with Barb's rotten egg. Fifty million sperm and that was the one that made it. He never really had a chance.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Why did Megan agreed in filming it then, in the first place?

Draft paid her about $1000.

 

[Henry Bemis]

It didn't help Bob also believed it to be a sign of God because he wanted to name Chris "Christian".

I still don't think it's a coincidence that Chris changed names around the time the Chandlers pulled up stakes and moved to Richmond to keep him in mainstream education.

Granted, changing names can only do so much; he'd still be the only son of Robert and Barbara Chandler, those folks suing Greene County over alleged mistreatment of said son. But when has a harebrained Chandler scheme ever been weighed down by forethought?

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

So, in other words Chris is severely retarded and says, thinks, and does severely retarded things.



Chris has always been an egomaniac with an unjustifiably inflated sense of self-importance. He's always viewed himself as above "common" people and their "commoner" ways, like he's a little prince or something. He's even tried to use his believed blood ties to royalty as a both a weapon and a shield. His entitled ranting during his "break-up" with Catherine is a prime example of this. So of course it would be perfectly reasonable in his retarded, spoiled little mind to expect his future wife to bring home the bacon, cook that bacon, clean the house, do the laundry, raise the children, and all the other grown-up "common" stuff plus make herself available to his boomerang dick whenever he's horny, while Chris sleeps in as late as he wants, plays with his toys and video games all day, and spend his Retard Welfare plus her income on whatever catches his Autistic fancy. Because he's not only special and the most important person in the house, but he also has royal blood.

You ask me since when is Chris distrustful of the law, especially people who uphold the law. And since when has Chris been harboring anti-police sentiment? He's not a law-abiding citizen, given a number of incidents he's involved in.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Chris definitely needs a fucking babysitter, that's for damn sure. Even an abusive one that locks him in his toy room would be better than his current situation. He's too stupid and Autistic to be unsupervised, and Babs is too damned old, senile, and decrepit to keep an eye on him, and has been for a long, long time.



Chris' life went to shit the moment Bob's geriatric sperm made contact with Barb's rotten egg. Fifty million sperm and that was the one that made it. He never really had a chance.

Null will keep him comfortably locked in his toy and vidya room after Barb dies, and @Mariposa Electrique will be the abusive babysitter who records his screams.
At least, I hope that's still the plan...

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Chris definitely needs a fucking babysitter, that's for damn sure. Even an abusive one that locks him in his toy room would be better than his current situation.

I have a feeling this babysitter was trying her best to calm down a tard-ragin’ lil Chris and, being a teenage girl rather than a trained social worker, had to barricade him inside his room for hers, as well as his, own safety.

 

[AnOminous]

You ask me since when is Chris distrustful of the law, especially people who uphold the law. And since when has Chris been harboring anti-police sentiment? He's not a law-abiding citizen, given a number of incidents he's involved in.

His number of incidents over 10+ years are less than some turd like Baked Alaska or the Gunt gets up to in a month. And they don't even have the excuse of being literal retards.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

His number of incidents over 10+ years are less than some turd like Baked Alaska or the Gunt gets up to in a month. And they don't even have the excuse of being literal retards.

With Chris though, his spaz outs are so much weirder and tend to involve people who like to gawk.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Null will keep him comfortably locked in his toy and vidya room after Barb dies, and @Mariposa Electrique will be the abusive babysitter who records his screams.
At least, I hope that's still the plan...

Ooo! Ooo! Can I be the one to hold him down and record his screams?!

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

There are many people who tried to give Chris a reality check. Mary Lee Walsh, Matt Devoria, Megan Schroeder, Cole Smithey, Doopie, LadyoftheCosmo, and several others. They failed because Chris wouldn't listen. So how did each of them give Chris a dose of reality check?

 

[Dimensional Merge Expert]

I think this Helena is trying to normalize Pedophilia with Chris. They got him to retweet pictures of naked drawn children.