Containment Random Chris Updates

[Chrus Chundlur]

Do you ever think chris would attempt suicide, Its a dark subject, but with how many times he has been ruined, im surprised he doesnt have major depression. Or is it that he is such an autistic tranny schizo that he cant even understand his emotions properly

Chris is so incompetent at everything that if he tried. it would somehow backfire and he would somehow become immortal.

Praetor had offered to make Chris a movie, and that's one of the reasons he is listening to what they have to say

Oh, for fuck's sake... Yeah, Chris, some high-schoolers are going to make you a feature film, because that's an absolutely plausible and not retarded at all thing.

I can't really think less of Chris already, but still, the absolute moron always finds new ways to surprise me.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Remember how when praetor first appeared I asked if they were some charity group that holds Award ceremonies for special needs kids so they can feel good about their hopeless lots in life? As much as I kinda like that they're trying to get Chris to actually do something I kinda wish that WAS what they do.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Chris is so incompetent at everything that if he tried. it would somehow backfire and he would somehow become immortal.

Oh, for fuck's sake... Yeah, Chris, some high-schoolers are going to make you a feature film, because that's an absolutely plausible and not retarded at all thing.

I can't really think less of Chris already, but still, the absolute moron always finds new ways to surprise me.

Given the last group of weens were also highschool aged teen girls too I'm guessing that's the main reason he's hanging out with them.

 

[biggest big boy]

i hope they're nice to him (:

 

[Witthel]

Good god Caden's got a tard face just as bad as Chris'.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

But Chris already has so many lovers and now we find out he is back on the market looking for more?! He is taking all the pretty OC's and leaving us with none!

If Chris takes smug anime Wendy from me I will be irate.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Yeah, Chris, some high-schoolers are going to make you a feature film, because that's an absolutely plausible and not retarded at all thing.

Chris wanting to make a movie about himself that portrays him in a positive light is his 3rd favorite thing. I doubt it's going to happen, but in what reality (lol) will Chris be portrayed that way?

Given the last group of weens were also highschool aged teen girls too I'm guessing that's the main reason he's hanging out with them.

It feels out of place and pathetic that a man whos pretending to be a woman (girl) would still want to hang out with other girls.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

If Joseph Draft was allowed to make his movie, Praetor wouldn’t have needed to step in.

Remember that.

 

[ogmudbone]

Good god Caden's got a tard face just as bad as Chris'.

I can fucking smell his chromosomes.

 

[Heckler1]

I can fucking smell his chromosomes.

You could kill yourself by climbing up his number of chromosomes and jumping down to his IQ.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Chris wanting to make a movie about himself that portrays him in a positive light is his 3rd favorite thing. I doubt it's going to happen, but in what reality (lol) will Chris be portrayed that way?

It feels out of place and pathetic that a man whos pretending to be a woman (girl) would still want to hang out with other girls.

I'd love to see that film since I would really like to see what Chris considers his great achievements in life and then have people around him react to it (Preferably family members or old friends like Megan or his highschool galpals).

Also it doesn't seem that out of place for Chris, trying to relive his highschool glory days of chatting with galpals while dreaming up Sonichu, I imagine it's very uncomfortable for everyone else though.

 

[The Fool]

Oh my god I sure to fuck hope Chris actually gets to make a movie. It'd be like if Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen collaborated.

 

[Kuruminha]

If Joseph Draft was allowed to make his movie, Praetor wouldn’t have needed to step in.

Remember that.

He was allowed by OPL himself and actually made it. The movie is shoved up his hairy ass, since he failed at guilt tripping the Farms for some sweet pity tard bux.

 

[Grog]

Do the parents of the Praetards know about their children getting creepily involved in the life of a mentally retarded 39 year old man?

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Do the parents of the Praetards know about their children getting creepily involved in the life of a mentally retarded 39 year old man?

Caden's dad is dead, his step mother has her own kid I'm pretty sure. So she probably isn't paying to much attention to him. And I doubt the other parents give a shit really who thier kids are talking to online.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Caden's dad is dead, his step mother has her own kid I'm pretty sure. So she probably isn't paying to much attention to him. And I doubt the other parents give a shit really who thier kids are talking to online.

So it could end up being Julay/Bluespike 2.0. Parents today, letting the internet to their job for them. I don't know who the worst parent is, Barb or the Praetors? Only difference is the generational gap.

 

[Tikbalang]

His response on helena's trap fanfic

 

[Alex Krycek]

Oh great Chris said Angelica's not Christian. After the Idea Guys made her Satanist and then Muslim.

 

[Pixy]

She even does pray to/for me as well

Classic Chris would realise how demented this makes him seem

 

[The Fool]

Classic Chris would realise how demented this makes him seem

You forgetting the Asperchu comics where Chris borderline implies he's God and Sonichu is Jesus?
He's always been like this, it's just it didn't fit in with his Christian faith, which he only followed because his parents did. After Bob fucked off, Chris realized "wait, you're saying I can wear dresses and think that I'm god now?"
He's like a caricature atheist in a Christian comic strip.