Containment Random Chris Updates

[Cask of Amontillado]

Chris absolutely has stalker vibes. Stalkers are always incapable of understanding the feelings of their victims and only see them as a way to fulfill or validate their demented fantasies. Fortunately Chris is way too lazy and easily uninterested to ever actually be a stalker. If you excuse his Megan obsession. Although remembering he made a fucking shrine to her is pretty hard to dismiss. But the point is, he's harmless outside of that. (Running Snyder over with his car doesn't count because he actually thought Snyder was not at the PLACe anymore)


People have noted that Chris could probably use his SSI to get housing after Barb dies, but so far he hasn't looked into it, and probably won't look into it. It's a bewildering thought that he's probably going to be homeless and sleeping on park benches just to avoid ever being even a little responsible for himself.

Hmmm... is Chris no longer stalking Doopie? Surprised that cpu_cwcsonichu isn't following Doopie's Twitter, after being told to leave her alone.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Surprised that cpu_cwcsonichu isn't following Doopie's Twitter, after being told to leave her alone.

It was following it, then stopped. She may have blocked him, either he tried to DM her or she got tipped off by a ween.

 

[Abarefiller]

So what's next on the new age hippie ladder? We got crystals, we got random assortment of trash bracelets and necklaces, dyed hair, claims to be psychic, root chakra and ki shit, and now super special awesome mystic tea sets.

When is Chris going to do DMT and take a trip to the Shadow Realm?

 

[The Fool]

So what's next on the new age hippie ladder? We got crystals, we got random assortment of trash bracelets and necklaces, dyed hair, claims to be psychic, root chakra and ki shit, and now super special awesome mystic tea sets.

When is Chris going to do DMT and take a trip to the Shadow Realm?

nah he's just in to this shit because he likes toys. These are all toys to him. He'll keep buying more shit related to new-age mysticism.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

You can't reverse Peyronie's disease. It's a lot more extreme than simple erectile dysfunction. Scar tissue builds in the penis that warps it's structure, giving Chris his signature bent duck.

Spoiler: Visual Aid

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Chris is truly a sideshow freak. One of the symptoms of this disease says it causes pain when there's an erection. I wonder if Chris felt any when he did it with Mia Hamm. Then again, apparently Chris has a high pain threshold (unless he was lying about his kidney stone).

 

[The Fool]

Chris is truly a sideshow freak. One of the symptoms of this disease says it causes pain when there's an erection. I wonder if Chris felt any when he did it with Mia Hamm. Then again, apparently Chris has a high pain threshold (unless he was lying about his kidney stone).

I hold my alcohol well myself, but if Chris is accurate when he says he drinks a lot and never gets hangovers, I'm starting to wonder if he can even feel pain anymore or if his unchecked diabetes has shriveled all his nerves to nothing.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I hold my alcohol well myself, but if Chris is accurate when he says he drinks a lot and never gets hangovers, I'm starting to wonder if he can even feel pain anymore or if his unchecked diabetes has shriveled all his nerves to nothing.

I used to get nasty hangovers and every now and then I end up waking up at six am with a pounding headache and need to shower then go back to bed to sleep it off.

keep in mind chris supposedly never touched booze until he was much older than 21 and never before then, and his first drink was a long island iced tea. if he wasn't hungover after that he's either got a wolverine healing factor or his hick genes are good for something.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I hold my alcohol well myself, but if Chris is accurate when he says he drinks a lot and never gets hangovers, I'm starting to wonder if he can even feel pain anymore or if his unchecked diabetes has shriveled all his nerves to nothing.

I used to get nasty hangovers and every now and then I end up waking up at six am with a pounding headache and need to shower then go back to bed to sleep it off.

keep in mind chris supposedly never touched booze until he was much older than 21 and never before then, and his first drink was a long island iced tea. if he wasn't hungover after that he's either got a wolverine healing factor or his hick genes are good for something.

This kind of re-enforces how bad Chris' health is. At his pace without any substantial changes like exercising, Chris would not live past 50 (60, if I'm being generous). I've always been of the opinion that perhaps Chris would inherit Bob's heart disease. Chris is under the delusional impression that McDonald's tea is healthy and with his recent purchase, these teas will only work so far.

 

[A Grey Cat]

This kind of re-enforces how Chris' health is. At his pace without any substantial changes like exercising, Chris would not live past 50 (60, if I'm being generous) I've always been of the opinion that perhaps Chris would inherit Bob's heart disease. Chris is under the delusional impression that McDonald's tea is healthy and with his recent purchase, these teas will only work so far.

still keep in mind despite having said condition and eating fast food almost as much as his lardass tardo son. Bob reached 84 before his ticker gave out. and I doubt he was getting much psychical activity towards the end.

 

[Shabobus]

So what's next on the new age hippie ladder? We got crystals, we got random assortment of trash bracelets and necklaces, dyed hair, claims to be psychic, root chakra and ki shit, and now super special awesome mystic tea sets.

When is Chris going to do DMT and take a trip to the Shadow Realm?

Given that Chris is into mediums now, it won't surprise me if he buys a crystal ball and tarot cards and starts dressing like a gypsy fortune teller.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Given that Chris is into mediums now, it won't surprise me if he buys a crystal ball and tarot cards and starts dressing like a gypsy fortune teller.

when he was advertising that lesbian sleepover proposal, he did have a towel wrapped over his head like a gypsy. How long until Praetor decides to put hallucinogens in Chris' tea?

 

[The Fool]

when he was advertising that lesbian sleepover proposal, he did have a towel wrapped over his head like a gypsy. How long until Praetor decides to put hallucinogens in Chris' tea?

they should slip him cyanide.

cyanide is more horrifying than people think because you're entirely conscious while it shuts down your nervous system, you're totally aware as you lose the ability to move and then even breathe as you begin to suffocate. They could all stand around Chris' dying figure screaming "JULAY" as he lays there in horror wondering why he can't move anymore.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

they should slip him cyanide.

cyanide is more horrifying than people think because you're entirely conscious while it shuts down your nervous system, you're totally aware as you lose the ability to move and then even breathe as you begin to suffocate. They could all stand around Chris' dying figure screaming "JULAY" as he lays there in horror wondering why he can't move anymore.

That's pretty dark. Sorry for sounding like an a-log, but it would probably put an end to his suffering. After years of being humiliated online, I'm surprised no one's has attempted to poison him. I would think the idea guys would since they could have done so. I haven't followed him as much as the rest of you, but I'm caught up in knowing that Chris will never change. Yes, him buying crap en masse makes him happy on the outside, but I can't help but think that his impulse buying and laziness not to figure out what do when he's living alone must be eating away at him inside. Even normal autists figure out a away to live on their own. Unfortunately, Chris was saddled with subpar parents (Barb), and was coddled/spoiled to the point where "why should I do this, when someone else can do it for me." Chris is descending more downhill it's like Old Yeller; Chris is the dog, the trolls/weens is the boy.

Like some members always say: "Is Chris getting better?"

Nope.

 

[160048]

Do you ever think chris would attempt suicide, Its a dark subject, but with how many times he has been ruined, im surprised he doesnt have major depression. Or is it that he is such an autistic tranny schizo that he cant even understand his emotions properly

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Do you ever think chris would attempt suicide, Its a dark subject, but with how many times he has been ruined, im surprised he doesnt have major depression. Or is it that he is such an autistic tranny schizo that he cant even understand his emotions properly

He has made a Facebook post contemplating it, but as this forum has pointed out, Chris is too much of a coward and is too self centered to actually do so. Ironically, much of the suicides are a factor to selfishness.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

I'm back with more information on these brainlet retards.

For reference:


We already know about Annabelle the tik tok whore that Chris wants fuck.
And we know about Owen, the co founder of Praetor. Now its time to expose the other two.
Emma Crampton. Emma is a friend of Owen and potentially an ex partner. Originally she had an incorrect tag, which is why the top image is censored out. I have no idea why the tag was wrong but it was. Emma is Currently 17. As she is a minor I will not be posting her address. That being said there is some information that is funny that I would like to share. Most notably her fathers facebook: https://www.facebook.com/myrick.crampton. The images are odd and he links to his jazz band.

Now on to Caden. I am going to link to all other information people had gathered in this post as well so you don't have to look through like 3 different threads to find all the shit on him.
Caden's dead grandma: Caden's dead Grandma
Caden's ugly birthmother: https://www.facebook.com/betty.peck
Pictures of young Caden:

Caden's Dad:

Caden's Dad's facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lee.peck.73
Caden's Step Mother's Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/rainedancing
Caden's Step Mother's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tellmeyou...eC_Yjj5WP5abCjVerBAGV7vBmg3rlcufjQMMM1aCmE3_Y

Now here is the funny part. CADEN'S DAD, LEE PECK IS FUCKIGN DEAD GET FUCKED LOSER
Now, to be fair I couldn't find an obituary, so its possible that he is faking his death to make his retard son harder to dox, but that's really really dumb.
Lee peck and Lorraine Neel's Address is listed as
4001 Tabscott Rd
Columbia, VA 23038
(while finding this information I found one contradicting source, however after comparing an image from Lee's facebook to the satellite image of the house and surrounding area I am confident the information is correct.)
Link to post made by @naught with info about caden:https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5...aser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/post-8300206
Link to post made by @Larry Vaughn with info about caden: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5...aser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/post-8321457

While compiling this information I spoke to some people who have close contact with Chris. They told me a few things that I would like to share. Praetor had offered to make Chris a movie, and that's one of the reasons he is listening to what they have to say. I've also been told that Chris is actively continuing his love quest, I don't know if this is something spurred on by praetor, or if this is something Chris is doing himself.

I have more images that I didn't include for the sake of brevity if you like them let me know. Have a good day.

 

[jawsome]

Chris is actively continuing his love quest

But Chris already has so many lovers and now we find out he is back on the market looking for more?! He is taking all the pretty OC's and leaving us with none!

 

[Retarded INTP]

CADEN'S DAD, LEE PECK IS FUCKIGN DEAD GET FUCKED LOSER

First, nice fucking work, second, I love the idea of that young tard watching Chris with a crisped smile while he's sperging about the afterlife being cartoonland, implying that his father is now a fag pokemon getting gang-pegged by poneys in South Park or whatever the fuck, and insisting that he's extremely happy about it.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Praetor had offered to make Chris a movie, and that's one of the reasons he is listening to what they have to say. I've also been told that Chris is actively continuing his love quest, I don't know if this is something spurred on by praetor, or if this is something Chris is doing himself.

Hoo boy!

(Somewhere, Geno Samuels rubs his hands in glee and envisions at least ten more videos.)

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Well, he actually told Jackie that his horrible, misshapen penis was "no longer bent", and while most probably he was lying out of his ass, there is the probability that he may have sought medical help at some point and we simply never knew of it.

Chris was obsessed with losing his virginity back then, so he would probably be self-conscious about his retarded dick once trolls began laughing at it (he sure as hell was worried about size at least) so him asking a doctor isn't out of the question.

Thing is, his penis was probably more functional back in the day, bent or not. Whatever chemical cocktail he's on nowadays has left him with a dick the consistency of silly putty. When he was trying to jack off in the All-Star video, it looked like he was playing his duck like a sideways jaw harp.