Containment Random Chris Updates

Cask of Amontillado said:
Makes me wonder, do content creators have part-time jobs?
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some, but others like doug walker, john enter, and linkara rely almost entirely on their content or patreon for income. Linkara in particular is almost as bad as chris having begged online for tax funds once then started doing game streams to raise more money.


but there's one thing all these people have over chris, they produce some kind of content on a regular basis and don't sit around doing nothing. I love the smugness in chris recent post about the back orders thing. Not only does he see it as an accomplishment that makes him better than "the fakers and hater trolls." But it also shows that even all these years later he still has no idea how trolling works. Bragging about getting your ass in gear in drawing shit comics isn't trolling, saying "I'm not listening to your comments so phooey on you haters " then making a raspberry noise like a four year old isn't trolling.
 
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If Chris actually completed his 3 year old etsy order. I will be genuinely impressed.
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
I'd believe that chris thinks that content creators like the bronies, podcasters like Doopie, and twitter artists don't work and support themselves off their creative content.
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Unlike Chris, they actually provide something that they pay for. And unlike Chris, they have to pay softwares and equipments to keep it up.
Real G said:
If Chris actually completed his 3 year old etsy order. I will be genuinely impressed.
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Too busy doing self-love, hardening the root chakra
 
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Truthboi said:
Chris on more merge nonsense justifying on how he totally met Jesus and how Jesus perfectly loves his merge idea.

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I have questions...

First: why does Chris refer to Mary as Immanuel/Emmanuel? Did I read that wrong or did Chris type it wrong? Or did I miss something by skipping out on Cathechism in high school?
Second: why does Jesus have to summon the Dark Hadou to perform miracles? Why do miracles involve becoming a 9-tailed, tentacle Jew?
 
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Basketball Jones said:
I have questions...

First: why does Chris refer to Mary as Immanuel/Emmanuel? Did I read that wrong or did Chris type it wrong? Or did I miss something by skipping out on Cathechism in high school?
Second: why does Jesus have to summon the Dark Hadou to perform miracles? Why do miracles involve becoming a 9-tailed, tentacle Jew?
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Emmanuelle is Chris’s name for YHVH, whom he refers to as female because he’s autistically parroting feminist “god is a woman” rhetoric.
 
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Basketball Jones said:
I have questions...

First: why does Chris refer to Mary as Immanuel/Emmanuel? Did I read that wrong or did Chris type it wrong? Or did I miss something by skipping out on Cathechism in high school?
Second: why does Jesus have to summon the Dark Hadou to perform miracles? Why do miracles involve becoming a 9-tailed, tentacle Jew?
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Chris is referring to God not Mary and for the second question, it's not a CWC thing just whoever drew that to mock him.
 
Truthboi said:
Chris is referring to God not Mary and for the second question, it's not a CWC thing just whoever drew that to mock him.
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Oh I knew Chris didn’t draw it lol that’s pretty obvious.

@Kingfisher9000 oooooooohhh now I get it and why I was confused. ...and yet it’s still somehow stupider than what I thought I had read. He really does have a talent for butchering lore of any kind.

I like the idea that Jesus died for our sins and then ascended into Heaven to await for the day when he could return to earth with cartoon ponies, anime waifus, and the Good News.
 
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Truthboi said:
No he really thinks God is a woman named Emmanual.
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If there is a god, I hope Chris' autism will work as a sanity clause because he's looking at a one way ticket to hell for all this blasphemy.


And no not the fun one as depicted in hazbin hotel.


Also yet again he has to "correct" the artist and fails to realize the comic was drawn to make fun of him.
 
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