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Containment Random Chris Updates
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If it doesn't have a rock in it, then it's a no.
When I think about it, in his head, drinks like GFuel and Fantas are enhanced water with nutrients.
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I noticed hes getting a bit more rapey with this Helena / Zonichu artist lately. They're getting him to use their shit character and hes allowing them to use his. Hes also getting more annoyed with criticism on twitter.
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Helena seems get a pass on making fun of Chris.
Chris portrays to be dumb. Chris doesn't see it as an insult from her
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And Chris is legally insane.
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You can't reverse Peyronie's disease. It's a lot more extreme than simple erectile dysfunction. Scar tissue builds in the penis that warps it's structure, giving Chris his signature bent duck.
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Tikbalang only meant that in jest, but, yeah, Chris' genes are genuinely fucked, and it's about the only thing I feel sorry for him. Even if he was a genuinely upstanding member of society, his genes are so fucked up that he still either would not reproduce or just make another King George III. In contradiction to what I just said, it's also one of the reasons I don't feel sorry for him - He's such a fuckup with his own life that he honestly deserves his horrible genes, his decaying state is all the more funny given his arrogance.
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Peyronie's disease is very rarely caused by genetics. In pretty much all cases it's caused by repeated minor injury to the penis over large amounts of time that are usually go unnoticed until it gets severe enough. In Chris's case it's caused be masturbating in prone position, which puts stress on the penis until it scars.
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So, then it's a case of his uncanny autistic pain tolerance (like how little he cared when passing a kidney stone), in contrast to how much he cared about his necklace rubbing against the back of his neck.
God, Chris is horrifying.
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Yeah. Most people with 45° angle dicks would have incredibly painful erections and virtually incapable of masturbating, let alone sex. Yet somehow Chris is (or at least was) able to fap and cum, and even fuck a prostitute. Just makes me wonder how it all went down with Mia Hamm. Most likely was awkward as fuck for more than one reason.
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That kid’s voice is the most annoying thing on God’s green earth. How does anyone manage to watch that shit?
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Jesus Christ everything in these images are so grimy and dirty. How has Chris not caught some terminal illness from living in complete filth?
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Chris has every illness, he's a full fledged Nurgling.
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to be fair that cup just has a funky clay design on it
but yes chris is a hoarding disaster, haven't seen much of his house currently but i bet it's still as putrid as it was 10+ years ago
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Just what I've read in the threads from the people close to the group, it's possible he doesn't want to scare her away, even Chris must remember what happened with Megan.
Chris reminds me a LOT like the autistic stalker Jeff from the documentary I Think We're Alone Now where instead of learning anything he just moved from one autistic obsession to another (Likely Tiffany got too old for his tastes so he moved onto a younger female celebrity) and like Chris he would daydream and claim it was him being psychic, in Jeff's case saying he was in telepathic communication with whoever he was stalking.
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Buys expensive over priced product, then refuses to follow the directions on how to properly use it. Yup Chris just wasted more money on more new age crap. But the least he could have done is read the damn directions and brew the tea properly. Real brewed teas aren't like Snapple or store bought tea mixes, you can't just blend random mishmashes of flavors together like that.
Secondly, there is medication available for Peyronie's disease and if that doesn't help surgical traction would be the only choice left. But as the cwcki says, Chris has far more important things to be spending money on.... Like a bullshit new age tea set. (though I do find it ironic Chris refused to use the tugboat or it's Medicare extension he was getting to fix his dick, but hrt for trooning out? Sigh me up he said without a second thought)
Lastly the tweet. I love almost every tweet that's a response to "haters or bullies" ends with "da merge is on." Chris is just gonna keep saying that because it's his only hope as his life spirals more and more out of control. Even when he's homeless huddled around a Sterno can and trying not freeze to death, he'll be saying "the merge will save me. " like a madness mantra
Secondly, there is medication available for Peyronie's disease and if that doesn't help surgical traction would be the only choice left. But as the cwcki says, Chris has far more important things to be spending money on.... Like a bullshit new age tea set. (though I do find it ironic Chris refused to use the tugboat or it's Medicare extension he was getting to fix his dick, but hrt for trooning out? Sigh me up he said without a second thought)
Lastly the tweet. I love almost every tweet that's a response to "haters or bullies" ends with "da merge is on." Chris is just gonna keep saying that because it's his only hope as his life spirals more and more out of control. Even when he's homeless huddled around a Sterno can and trying not freeze to death, he'll be saying "the merge will save me. " like a madness mantra
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Well, he actually told Jackie that his horrible, misshapen penis was "no longer bent", and while most probably he was lying out of his ass, there is the probability that he may have sought medical help at some point and we simply never knew of it.
Chris was obsessed with losing his virginity back then, so he would probably be self-conscious about his retarded dick once trolls began laughing at it (he sure as hell was worried about size at least) so him asking a doctor isn't out of the question.
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Chris absolutely has stalker vibes. Stalkers are always incapable of understanding the feelings of their victims and only see them as a way to fulfill or validate their demented fantasies. Fortunately Chris is way too lazy and easily uninterested to ever actually be a stalker. If you excuse his Megan obsession. Although remembering he made a fucking shrine to her is pretty hard to dismiss. But the point is, he's harmless outside of that. (Running Snyder over with his car doesn't count because he actually thought Snyder was not at the PLACe anymore)
People have noted that Chris could probably use his SSI to get housing after Barb dies, but so far he hasn't looked into it, and probably won't look into it. It's a bewildering thought that he's probably going to be homeless and sleeping on park benches just to avoid ever being even a little responsible for himself.
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I think the closest he ever got to acting "stalker-ish" with a woman, was during the open-relationship/Catherine saga wherein he harangued Catherine's "friend," Shaina, for updates on her whereabouts and even asking her to intervene if HandsomeRichNegroColin started trying to "coerce" Catherine into anything. And after he was 'accidentally" given Colin's contact info, he then proceeded to berate and harass Colin, accusing him of trying to take advantage of Catherine, all while also pathetically begging Colin to be "repellant" to Catherine if she seemed interested in him.
It also leads to this confrontation via email and honestly I just wanted to share it because it makes me laugh.