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the fact that he turned this into a card and most likely is selling it makes me sick

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dirtydeanna96 said:
Why is the word crystal in scare quotes?
Are you denying that crystals exist? Things like table salt, and quartz?
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I'm denying that the crystals he's getting in that package are natural crystals. I'm asserting that they're heavily modified or created by humans. Also, I'm mocking the use of the word "crystals" as it has become synonymous with healing-magic horsecrap, and he doesn't even understand what crystal means with relation to geology.
 
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Merrick said:
I'm denying that the crystals he's getting in that package are natural crystals. I'm asserting that they're heavily modified or created by humans. Also, I'm mocking the use of the word "crystals" as it has become synonymous with healing-magic horsecrap, and he doesn't even understand what crystal means with relation to geology.
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For the price Chris has been paying to get his loot box of shiny rocks, they're definitely manufactured/lab grown crystals. To buy just a single natural crystal cluster the size of some of the ones Chris has received could easily cost as much as he's spent for the whole box, if not more. Not to mention the unnatural colors they give a lot of these "magic crystals" to give them "healing auras" and other such bullshit. But Chris is an eight year old child trapped in a forty year old man's body: he's naive, gullible, and prone to magical thinking. He's the perfect sucker to rook with these kinds of products.
 
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Merrick said:
I'm denying that the crystals he's getting in that package are natural crystals. I'm asserting that they're heavily modified or created by humans. Also, I'm mocking the use of the word "crystals" as it has become synonymous with healing-magic horsecrap, and he doesn't even understand what crystal means with relation to geology.
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You could sell Chris some Himalayan salt and tell him that it's pink color will help him turn into a woman, he would believe it.
 
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The Dude said:
For the price Chris has been paying to get his loot box of shiny rocks, they're definitely manufactured/lab grown crystals. To buy just a single natural crystal cluster the size of some of the ones Chris has received could easily cost as much as he's spent for the whole box, if not more. Not to mention the unnatural colors they give a lot of these "magic crystals" to give them "healing auras" and other such bullshit. But Chris is an eight year old child trapped in a forty year old man's body: he's naive, gullible, and prone to magical thinking. He's the perfect sucker to rook with these kinds of products.
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Usually "amethyst" is heat-treated as is "citrine," and it is extremely likely that they're including some "amethyst" in this package.

Most citrine on the market is heat-treated amethyst.

There's a spectacular mine open to the public in VA that has a wide assortment of minerals and gems, but again, Chris would have to strike out.
 
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Orange Party Dot said:
You could sell Chris some Himalayan salt and tell him that it's pink color will help him turn into a woman, he would believe it.
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I'm honestly amazed he HASN'T bought a Himalayan salt lamp or some over priced new age crap that goes beyond these loot boxes and healing stones.

I mean the hundred or so dollars he usualy spends is small potatoes compared to the crap Gweneth Paltrow sells on goop that goes for up to a thousand dollars or imagine Chris spending a month's tugboat on the massage gun, or pussy scented candles?
 
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horrorfan89 said:
I'm honestly amazed he HASN'T bought a Himalayan salt lamp or some over priced new age crap that goes beyond these loot boxes and healing stones.

I mean the hundred or so dollars he usualy spends is small potatoes compared to the crap Gweneth Paltrow sells on goop that goes for up to a thousand dollars or imagine Chris spending a month's tugboat on the massage gun, or pussy scented candles?
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Aren't those collections of bracelets he keeps on his arms kinda like that? They're sort of similar to this alternative healing and dream telling scam bullshit since he's referenced them when channelling his "psychic energy".
 
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That trading card makes me think Chris has implemented jus primae noctis ('right of the first night') in CwCkville.
Meaning he can legally force himself on any woman who has the misfortune of calling his nightmare dystopia of a city her home.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
That trading card makes me think Chris has implemented jus primae noctis ('right of the first night') in CwCkville.
Meaning he can legally force himself on any woman who has the misfortune of calling his nightmare dystopia of a city her home.
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Christine does not have to force herself on anyone.

He's an omnipotent being, remember?
He can sodomize you no matter where you are and you will love it.
(Mind control being what it is,)
 
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Tikbalang said:
After this, Chris let the public reply his tweet
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Oh fucking God. Chris always manages to make me wanna throw up with cutsie gifs like this. I bet he poses in front of the mirror posing like Minni but actually looking like this

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He then proceeds to rant and rave about how the trolls aren't getting to him.

MirnaMinkoff said:
So the estrogel is doing something after all.
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The only thing Oestrogen is doing is putting him into the grave a lot earlier to the relief of everyone around him.
 
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