Containment Random Chris Updates

[Tikbalang]

Does Chris honestly expect that person to respond to his question after sounding like such a cunt?

The user did answer him

 

[Pickle Inspector]

since when did Chris chan become a pizza critic? God what a douche

I mean I’d be surprised if Chris wasn’t a fan of high calorie fast food takeaway.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I wont be shocked if Chris makes a pizza at home and burns down 14BC again.

 

[Tikbalang]

I wont be shocked if Chris makes a pizza at home and burns down 14BC again.

Then he makes one of three excuses

• I was practicing pyromancy but it went wrong
• The haters did it
• It's the sign of the merge

 

[Retarded INTP]

Then he makes one of three excuses

• I was practicing pyromancy but it went wrong
• The haters did it
• It's the sign of the merge
• It was fated among which but I disgress

 

[jc17]

Why is Chris getting hyped over the shittiest looking pizza ever shat out by a fast food chain. It looks like something you'd get at a public school

His life is so devoid of any actual excitement or wonder that he feelss the need to comment on even the most nonsensical and simple bullshit in a vain attempt to have his voice heard without realizing he's only driving them away.

 

[Grog]

Someone should add hate-fetish to the list of CWCisms. But I'm still not sure what it means. I suppose it's meant to be fetishizing hate and so hating pristine Christine because you just want to hate something?

 

[Pixy]

Someone should add hate-fetish to the list of CWCisms. But I'm still not sure what it means. I suppose it's meant to be fetishizing hate and so hating pristine Christine because you just want to hate something?

It's Chris discovering and re-inventing 'hate-boner'.

 

[rsrerer53%%t4rt5454rEDRSD]

https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1380226568472174597/photo/1

Interesting choices of self-care.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1380226568472174597/photo/1

Interesting choices of self-care.

It's nice of Chris to offer "guidance" to us mere mortals, who wouldn't aspire to be an unfuckable fatass retard the whole internet laughs at just like him?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1380226568472174597/photo/1

Interesting choices of self-care.

I like how he didn't circle "take a bath."

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I don't know why Buffalo Bill came in my head after reading his post.
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Could have gone on bills. Could have gone on debts. Could have gone on nutritious nanners for Barb.

Went on some crappy little crystal animals that make Wade's Whimsies look like Michaelangelo's David.

Never change, Chris. Oh. You haven't.

Of course Chris would spend his stimulus on something like this. Given how he looks, Chris could be mistaken for a grandmother who's spending extra income. The sad reality/irony is that it's a 40-year-old man on the verge of homelessness.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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I like how he didn't circle "take a bath."

Chris will die at 50 thinking he's had the longest lifespan on earth, and I'm being generous. Instead of maybe adding some healthy vegetables with his children's happy meal and waddling around the neighborhood, Chris practices this garbage while living a gluttonous lifestyle.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

the fact that he turned this into a card and most likely is selling it makes me sick

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It's still predictable that Chris can take something awkward, and make it even more awkward. Shouldn't that be Mewtwo or Magi-Chan?

 

[AnOminous]

since when did Chris chan become a pizza critic? God what a douche

Reviewbrah liked this pizza.

 

[Kuruminha]

It's still predictable that Chris can take something awkward, and make it even more awkward. Shouldn't that be Mewtwo or Magi-Chan?

And when the video was just released a lot of Kiwis, myself including, thought he was smoking weed. And that would be waaay less spergy.

 

[A Grey Cat]

And when the video was just released a lot of Kiwis, myself including, thought he was smoking weed. And that would be waaay less spergy.

The irony is that one reason why the legalization of weed was such a hot topic for so many years was advocates in favor of legalization would often say it could potentially help high functioning autists like Chris learn how to be more sociable and treat their condition. Too bad Chris either took poorly to thc (of that one time he used with the tts is too be believed) or he's so far gone no amount of Rx Can help him now

 

[Kuruminha]

Chris about his rock hoard collection:

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

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I like how he didn't circle "take a bath."

New-age practices like this are always towards the women who try to lazily copy the “I live in a van with my belongings because it’s freeing to not have to own a place of my own that’s filled with materialistic goods”.

I’m not kidding in the quote part, by the way. This was a thing for a brief time:

 

[Tikbalang]

New-age practices like this are always towards the women who try to lazily copy the “I live in a van with my belongings because it’s freeing to not have to own a place of my own that’s filled with materialistic goods”.

The quote sounds like Chris is preparing his inevitable homelessness.