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Does that thing lowers his life expectancy? Of course since he's immortal, he'll live forever. Not that he'll experience pain for the rest of his miserable life, nope.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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- Jan 10, 2019
I swear to god it's like an exercise in endurance trying to read through Chris's droning textwalls. Also excessively using "vibe" is a verbal tic from some hippie MLP character so that's another thing he ripped off from fiction.
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remember this man once said he wanted to name his daughter "crystal after the illustrious metal" I repeat he thought a crystal was a type of metal. yeah this man was totally an honor roll student 20 odd years ago
jc17
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It never gets old seeing declare you shouldn't acknowledge trolls by acknowledging the trolls.
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Chris can't see past troll bait 101. It's even beyond sad and pathetic at this point.
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Good, I hope a group of trolls flips over his van one of these days with him inside. Chris will proceed to give a speech about how he's won the war on trolls, crap himself, and wait for firefighters to arrive with the jaws of life and crisco to remove him from his death trap.
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And then probably proceed to berate the firemen for damaging his dilapidated van.
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My god the redundancy is strong in this post.
he repeats the same fucking points no less than 4 times. its like his fanta pickled brain was skipping like an old record.
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I think it's safe to assume that at this point Chris's higher brain functions have deteriorated from disuse and lack of stimuli. Leaving only his R-complex and medulla oblongatta to control his vital functions while the higher ones (speech, comprehension, motor control ect) have pretty much been rendered dysfunctional
Bonbon
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lmao
'I've learned and witnessed this time and again, here and interdimensionally'
old Chris has been around the block more than a few times folks
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Dementia saga when?
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After his house is blacklisted by multiple chains, maybe he's hoping the McDonald's near him offers pizza.
I know that the McDonald's in each country offers menu that's only available in those places.
I know that the McDonald's in each country offers menu that's only available in those places.
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and chris's brain has rotted so much that can't even extrapolate size.
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Why is Chris getting hyped over the shittiest looking pizza ever shat out by a fast food chain. It looks like something you'd get at a public school
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Does Chris honestly expect that person to respond to his question after sounding like such a cunt?
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Dementia can start as early as your 30s and 40s especially with a shit diet, little exercise, and not bothering with mental exertion of any kind. i’m pretty fucking sure Chris hasn’t used his brain since MHS.
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since when did Chris chan become a pizza critic? God what a douche
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Apparently that place is some destination McDonalds and "The world's largest McDonalds", and isn't much like a regular store.
I looked up Burger King pizza but the only thing that comes is some hamburger pizza concoction that's like 2500 calories and available in New York City, 11 years ago. The only Burger King that comes up in R-ville is at a gas station.
There is however, a BK near The End Games but no pizza places.
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but what if those olives and everything else in the frame are special mega sized variants? Then the pizza could be large.