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Same advices like the rest of his reading: Courage.
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I have to agree with Chris though not the way he thought how it works, unless it's about forest fires.
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good to see he still has some appreciation for america, i havent checked in on the gibes or tranch thread but i thought troons hated the usa. despite living off the taxpayer's dime, in one of the handful of countries willing to tollerate them, and getting hrt meds off goverment funding.
 
He might have had better luck with fireworks rather than binaural beats and a steak knife.

A couple of m80s up the pooper would definitely give him something that very accurately represents troon 'ginas
There was a video about a cartel torturing the dude by using their pitbull to eat the guy's genital area while he's conscious, screaming in agony. It's in a thread somewhere here on KF.
 
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What is holding Chris back? His laziness. Also being held back by his mother. And not only that, held back by his refusal to take advice.

I'll leave that up to you for interpretation.
 
He loves finding terms that makes his religion feel spiritual. Chakras, Tantra, Illusion, Disembowelment.

Link to hear the horror for yourself. Chris can't understand sarcasm but sure can make one.
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Okay, I totally died inside. Does Chris even listen to what he records? If he's heard "Ara Ara.." in any anime, he'd know it's not supposed to be pronounced with that disgusting southern american drawl of his. The "r" just makes my ears bleed and he can't even make it sound remotely smooth and melodic.

I've really been wondering if Chris really thinks he has a sexy female voice ans the singing talent to match?

Also Chris shits himself and is disgusting.

edited because a part of an old message was left.
 
These card readings are boring as hell, when will he stop posting about them already?
even the reaction streams had things like the wellness check on barb video, and the way he chimped out at his audience. "I can't do picture in picture! I don't know how to do picture in picture! Shut up aboput barb dont ask about barb go back and watch the video i made about barb!"

Makes me miss Bob, He would have stormed in and given Chris the ole "Listen to me do you REALIZE!" like the gold old days
 
Okay, I totally died inside. Does Chris even listen to what he records? If he's heard "Ara Ara.." in any anime, he'd know it's not supposed to be pronounced with that disgusting southern american drawl of his. The "r" just makes my ears bleed and he can't even make it sound remotely smooth and melodic.

I've really been wondering if Chris really thinks he has a sexy female voice ans the singing talent to match?

Also Chris shits himself and is disgusting.

edited because a part of an old message was left.
Of course, not too long ago, he was going on and on about how he was beautiful and sexy, and how male trolls wanted to squirt duck juice into his ass and non-existant vaginas. Why do you think he went around kissing dudes over at TMG. That's only pretty girl privelege.
 
I wonder where Chris even got the idea to record himself saying Ara Ara. It's a common meme in the anime community when referring to older sisters or MILFs in hentai or anime. Does Chris actually believe he's a "setsy anime onee-san/MILF" and is trying to seduce the trolls again?

Because if so, it had the opposite reaction to almost everyone.
 
Also Chris shits himself and is disgusting.
I would say more: Chris is sex and I would not have fat with him
"I can't do picture in picture! I don't know how to do picture in picture! Shut up aboput barb dont ask about barb go back and watch the video i made about barb!"
God forbid the omniscient, "overpowered" Goddess with Galaxy Brain takes a minute watching some tutorial instead of half-assing every single thing he does.
I wonder where Chris even got the idea to record himself saying Ara Ara. It's a common meme in the anime community when referring to older sisters or MILFs in hentai or anime. Does Chris actually believe he's a "setsy anime onee-san/MILF" and is trying to seduce the trolls again?

Because if so, it had the opposite reaction to almost everyone.
Once, the absolute madman somehow came up with the theory that trolls have waifu-pillows of him.
 
Once, the absolute madman somehow came up with the theory that trolls have waifu-pillows of him.
Michael "Righteous" Myers has a dakimakura artwork.
Supression
His reading is about adulthood, chained with responsibilities and being an adult in general. His advice is to break free from it and be a manchild like him.
Doesn't realize if everyone's a manchild, unless we achieve full automation, there will be no McDonald's, no one will make future cartoons and video games, and no one's going to deliver his stuff from Amazon.

Chris, don't destroy another animal species. Araras are cute and not some degenerate moan meme. Ponies, hedgehogs and electric rats are already in an orgy in your vile mind.
I heard his recording, forgot what it is, and will not hearing it again. Good thing I didn't know the context.
 
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