Containment Random Chris Updates

[Meat Pickle]

What deck is Chris using? Are those even actual Tarot cards?

Osho cards, where everything is replaced with pseudo-Zen words and art.
Comparison reference between Osho cards and your conventional Rider-Waite deck.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

nearly 40 years old

Yet mentally he hasn't aged a day after winning that sweepstakes.

 

[Owlery]

At what point does Chris just explode?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I don't know, but I'd love to be there when he finally swallows the critical waffer-theen meent.

 

[Mr. 0]

I'm starting to think something is wrong with this Chris guy

yeah he looks kind of fat

 

[Interchanger]

I like how Chris first instinct when he pulls sharing was 'share your experiences' rather than 'give to the needy'.

He's such a good and moral cult leader. However at least he resisted the urge not to demand someone share there money or legos with him.

 

[Alex Krycek]

yeah he looks kind of fat

Kind of?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

At what point does Chris just explode?

I have the theory that any given day Chris will suddenly explode into candy, and then we'll all realize he was actually not a real person, but a semi-sentient piñata all along.

 

[Rupin]

I have the theory that any given day Chris will suddenly explode into candy, and then we'll all realize he was actually not a real person, but a semi-sentient piñata all along.

Would you eat a piece and tell us what it tasted like?

 

[Alex Krycek]

Would you a piece and tell us what it tasted like?

No.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Sweet and melting, like a passionate strawberry, or the rankest shart of shit sweetest piece of chocolate.

 

[:gold:]

Would Chris-Chan approve of a Sonic with a white penis?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Would Chris-Chan approve of a Sonic with a white penis?

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Probably, but luckily he has blarms.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Would Chris-Chan approve of a Sonic with a white penis?

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Chris would love it. He'd take it home and let it blow his back out.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Can't Chris say something that's short and to the point instead of a stilted and awkward word salad?

I swear I can't get through more than a single tweet of what this nigga says, it's always a massive word salad of delusional, narcissist egotistical masturbating ruminations that read like the musings of a fucking retarded A.I. script!

I have the theory that any given day Chris will suddenly explode into candy, and then we'll all realize he was actually not a real person, but a semi-sentient piñata all along.

A piñata fulfills it's role in existence, so they're by definition more functional than Chris is lol!

You know it's not just Chris who couldn't care less how old they are and wearing Lego crap like that in public. There's almost no point in calling out Lolcows for wearing crap like that when a vast number of society as a whole doesn't care either.

It's ridiculous by definition if you're older than 12 unless you're a cute girl in which case, well, it's cute albeit with a little retarded charm!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I can't get through more than a single tweet

Same here. The way Chris talks has been getting worse over the years too.

Back in the Manchester days, he almost wrote normally, but still "very confusing & unclear".

But Now it's all Mixed Case; overuse of Semicolons; and Respective Overuse of Odd and out-of-place Words.

 

[Professor Iris]

What deck is Chris using? Are those even actual Tarot cards?

For all we know, those could be 5 year old Yu-Gi-Oh cards, and they'd still be just as accurate.

Would Chris-Chan approve of a Sonic with a white penis?

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Send it to him and find out.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I wonder where Chris even got the idea to record himself saying Ara Ara.

Without having heard that recording (lol why), I guess he butchered the pronunciation?

 

[Meiwaku]

yeah he looks kind of fat

And i would not have sex with him

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

And i would not have sex with him

Thank God. No in those pimply ass cheeks.