Containment Random Chris Updates

[Picnic_Boy]

Same here. The way Chris talks has been getting worse over the years too.

Back in the Manchester days, he almost wrote normally, but still "very confusing & unclear".

But Now it's all Mixed Case; overuse of Semicolons; and Respective Overuse of Odd and out-of-place Words.

He doesn't even try to make sense anymore. He tosses the jigsaw pieces onto the floor and demands that we peons put it together ourselves.

 

[:gold:]

He doesn't even try to make sense anymore. He tosses the jigsaw pieces onto the floor and demands that we peons put it together ourselves.

He is a blind idiot god, the only god we deserve.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

He doesn't even try to make sense anymore. He tosses the jigsaw pieces onto the floor and demands that we peons put it together ourselves.

This is why I get a bit annoyed with all the enablers since they're just encouraging Chris to act this way but he's such a lost cause at this point it doesn't really matter.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

This is why I get a bit annoyed with all the enablers since they're just encouraging Chris to act this way but he's such a lost cause at this point it doesn't really matter.

He's been a lost cause since highschool when his "parents" decided to "mainstream" him. I guess they expected if they ignored him and let television and the internet raise him unsupervised he would magically one day stop shitting his pants and fucking inanimate objects.

 

[Dimensional Merge Expert]

Same here. The way Chris talks has been getting worse over the years too.

Back in the Manchester days, he almost wrote normally, but still "very confusing & unclear".

But Now it's all Mixed Case; overuse of Semicolons; and Respective Overuse of Odd and out-of-place Words.

I honestly think hes talking how he feels scholars and divine beings would talk. He has to try and depict himself as such to keep up with his dillusion. Ever since that retarded fucking book came out, hes been damn near tweeting full on blogs about himself but altered to his false reality. I imagine it takes him hours to write this shit out since all his consecutive posts on Twitter are within seconds or brief minutes of each other.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Ever since that retarded fucking book came out

Which one?

And CWC reads?

Also others noticed that pretentious speech Chris uses as if he were a "goddess" (or smart) too. Crap like "I have Forseen this Event; the Merge is ongoing as Prophesied; it shall be Known unto Every Individual".

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Which one?

And CWC reads?

Also others noticed that pretentious speech Chris uses as if he were a "goddess" (or smart) too. Crap like "I have Forseen this Event; the Merge is ongoing as Prophesied; it shall be Known unto Every Individual".

The dumb ass Warhol book. If you read the pages Chris posted (and rewrote/edited/cherry picked for asspats) it looks to be written by someone as retarded as Chris(If not more) and as coherent as his Twitter rants.

He barely reads, I don't think he's even finished it and it's a pretty tiny book. Not to mention he has apparently been reading it out of order. Like he started with chapter 7 then 3, then 12, etc

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Which one?

And CWC reads?

Also others noticed that pretentious speech Chris uses as if he were a "goddess" (or smart) too. Crap like "I have Forseen this Event; the Merge is ongoing as Prophesied; it shall be Known unto Every Individual".

He probably just opens the bible, throws a turd at the page, and tries to rephrase whatever scripture has the greasiest skidmark.

 

[The Lawgiver]

The goddess shit is leftover idea guy stuff, right? I could be misremembering things here because I've been starved of actual chris content other than twitter post shit which I rarely check in on because it's low energy moon logic LARP stuff as opposed to the pre-trooned chris who was relatively grounded in a sense that was realistically believable. there's still fragments of old chris that show up and shit that clearly hints to him being aware of all this shit as just fairytale bullshit but like fucking hell it's something else. The weird shit is he's the "goddess" of the commodore 64 yeah? it's vidya game original character for an rpg series thats made to kinda parody console wars shit. From what I've seen of those games none of the characters do pretentious psuedo-intellectual babble like chris does despite their titles as "goddesses". What the fuck makes the commodore the one that gets the special treatment of stereotypical big brain godpants speak?

 

[sweetstone]

The goddess shit is leftover idea guy stuff, right? I could be misremembering things here because I've been starved of actual chris content other than twitter post shit which I rarely check in on because it's low energy moon logic LARP stuff as opposed to the pre-trooned chris who was relatively grounded in a sense that was realistically believable. there's still fragments of old chris that show up and shit that clearly hints to him being aware of all this shit as just fairytale bullshit but like fucking hell it's something else. The weird shit is he's the "goddess" of the commodore 64 yeah? it's vidya game original character for an rpg series thats made to kinda parody console wars shit. From what I've seen of those games none of the characters do pretentious psuedo-intellectual babble like chris does despite their titles as "goddesses". What the fuck makes the commodore the one that gets the special treatment of stereotypical big brain godpants speak?

He's definitely trying to sound high and mighty. It's my belief that he's attempting to mimic the queen/God pony from MLP and how she would speak to her peons. Like he's some wise goddess selflessly granting wisdom down to the 'boring basic folk'.

Chris believes that hearing and saying smart sounding words is what makes you intelligent. The guy thinks he gets smarter from TV shows like Frasier.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The dumb ass Warhol book.

They are thought of as the oddest of oddities, and yet they represent the course of our society as a whole.

If America really was becoming a nation of Chris Chans, it may be a good idea to look into emigration...

What the fuck makes the commodore the one that gets the special treatment of stereotypical big brain godpants speak?

Because Chris is "special"?

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

Chris is going to have a chakra attack and stroke out at the same time, I'm calling it for sure now.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He's definitely trying to sound high and mighty. It's my belief that he's attempting to mimic the queen/God pony from MLP and how she would speak to her peons. Like he's some wise goddess selflessly granting wisdom down to the 'boring basic folk'.

Chris believes that hearing and saying smart sounding words is what makes you intelligent. The guy thinks he gets smarter from TV shows like Frasier.

Ever since Chris found out that the Weston side of his family is not related to British royalty, I guess he wanted an easier way to become a higher power.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

'...no polluted air around me...'

 

[Kosher Dill]

I wonder where Chris even got the idea to record himself saying Ara Ara.

Yeah, I wonder where he gets these ideas of his. I wonder if there are some guys he hears them from. It sure would be convenient if we had some sort of name for these guys who tell you ideas.

 

[sweetstone]

Ever since Chris found out that the Weston side of his family is not related to British royalty, I guess he wanted an easier way to become a higher power.

Why would Chris care about the Weston bloodline once he found out about their Sonichu bloodline? Can British royalty zap it up? I don't think so.

 

[Abarefiller]

Without having heard that recording (lol why), I guess he butchered the pronunciation?

Less butchering the pronunciation and more him doing his falsetto voice to try and sound setsy. He doesn't play around with the meme, he just parrots Ara Ara like 3 or 4 times while trying to sound like he's a hot anime girl.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If America really was becoming a nation of Chris Chans, it may be a good idea to look into emigration...



Because Chris is "special"?

To where? Japan is not taking applications.

 

[AmazingEagle]

To where? Japan is not taking applications.

Neither is Molvanîa.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Neither is Molvanîa.

I'm surprised Chris didn't take a made up country and incorporated that into his CWCville universe.