Containment Random Chris Updates

[ToroidalBoat]

there are still brony conventions

The 2010s went by too fast. It seems like just a couple of years or so ago, (physically) grown guys started watching a cartoon about pastel ponies targeted at little girls... because of a 4chan joke.

 

[Tikbalang]

I only hope that, somehow, Andrea Libman gets to see that response. I imagine her reaction would be like that Krusty meme, only with more expletives: 'What the cunting fuck was that cretinous shit?'

I prefer blocking Chris. Silent but effe

Even if he ends up having a meltdown at that pony convention, he'll probably be back tweeting the next day about how positive and peaceful his chakras are.

As MLP fandom comes in decline, the remaining bronies will attend furry convention as it's the closest they get for a bronycon.
Chris attending furrycon will be ecstacy. It has Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokeman, and MLP in one place.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I prefer blocking Chris. Silent but effe

As MLP fandom comes in decline, the remaining bronies will attend furry convention as it's the closest they get for a bronycon.
Chris attending furrycon will be ecstacy. It has Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokeman, and MLP in one place.

It doesn't help Chris identifies as a furry and the claims of who his "spouses" are (aka three of his Sonichu characters and Mewtwo)

 

[asperhes]

I thought Chris had hit a low point of boring with his dimensional merge spiels, but this New Age stuff is even worse. Even if he ends up having a meltdown at that pony convention, he'll probably be back tweeting the next day about how positive and peaceful his chakras are.

I sure miss Angry Chris. His lolcow amusement quotient has been in steady decline since the pepper spray incident. They got him on a good medication cocktail apparently. Chris wins and everyone else loses.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

My question is how did he reach this new position? Was he simply the Mayor of the capitol city of CWCville and ran for higher office, like how a Mayor might run for Senator or President? OR, and this is the more compelling theory I think, was CWCville originally a small city state, that expanded and conquered the neighboring territories until it became a full fledged nation state with Christ at its head?

Also what kind of nation state are we talking here? Kingdom? Republic? United Socialist Sonichu Federation?

I bet that in the minute you took writing that, you already gave it more thought that Chris ever did.

Stuff in Chris' idiotic make-believe land happen without any rhyme or reason, and at most he may panic a bit if questioned about it years later and pull some half-assed retcon out of his ass while pretending it was always part of the status quo.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

As MLP fandom comes in decline, the remaining bronies will attend furry convention as it's the closest they get for a bronycon.
Chris attending furrycon will be ecstacy. It has Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokeman, and MLP in one place.

The MLP fandom is becoming like the Transformer fandom, its there, just not near as big as it once was. Trust me most of us like the fact it isnt the screeching autist fest it was in 2012 or even 2014.

I sure miss Angry Chris. His lolcow amusement quotient has been in steady decline since the pepper spray incident. They got him on a good medication cocktail apparently. Chris wins and everyone else loses.

I think Chris is in a worse state of mind than he ever has been before because of that cocktail. Sure he isnt screaming about Ian Brandon Something or showing how he has a little Chun Li in him, but the fact that hes rambling like some maniacal mongoloid about a merge or chakara to make up how fucked his mental state is, is only going to lead to a late life of suffering and out right sadness. I kinda dont even want to see what happens post Barb cause it will no doubt be some depressing shit.

 

[Glowie]

I prefer blocking Chris. Silent but effe

As MLP fandom comes in decline, the remaining bronies will attend furry convention as it's the closest they get for a bronycon.
Chris attending furrycon will be ecstacy. It has Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokeman, and MLP in one place.

Chris at MFF and sucking dicks in the bathroom stall for money would be next logical arc. Furfags fuck anything with two legs often four and looks do not matter.

Easy money and degeneracy galore, fitting arc before HIV route and death. Chris is a literally old and boring cow. Mercy is needed

 

[Naamaleipuri]

I'm pretty sure that Chris isn't lying about being tired. He's so out of shape that breathing, dreaming and twitter feels like ardurous work to him.

 

[AmazingEagle]

I'm pretty sure that Chris isn't lying about being tired. He's so out of shape that breathing, dreaming and twitter feels like ardurous work to him.

Or he's just out of shape and tired because he took a couple of steps outside his bedroom.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The 2010s went by too fast. It seems like just a couple of years or so ago, (physically) grown guys started watching a cartoon about pastel ponies targeted at little girls... because of a 4chan joke.

In another 10 years, they'll demand their urologist dress up as Characters from MLP to administer a prostate exam.

 

[Glowie]

I'm pretty sure that Chris isn't lying about being tired. He's so out of shape that breathing, dreaming and twitter feels like ardurous work to him.

Getting up, going out and staying off the internet gives him withdrawal, pretty sure when pushed hard enough he'd have a stroke like a 40 year meth addict who attempts cold turkey.

Pretty sure when Barb kicks the bucket and he becomes homeless someone says meth crystals aren't drugs but a key to open gates between dimensions. There are quasi idea guys out there.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Getting up, going out and staying off the internet gives him withdrawal, pretty sure when pushed hard enough he'd have a stroke like a 40 year meth addict who attempts cold turkey.

Pretty sure when Barb kicks the bucket and he becomes homeless someone says meth crystals aren't drugs but a key to open gates between dimensions. There are quasi idea guys out there.

I hope he tries to upload his conscious to the Internet after Barb dies.

 

[Monolith]

I hope he tries to upload his conscious to the Internet after Barb dies.

Unfortunately, that'll probably involve "meditation" and wishing really hard instead of putting various wires into his orfices.

That being said, it's kind of already happened in the form of the CWCki.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Chris gives his take on forum "celebrity" Wildcats Randy Stair documentary being screwed by Youtube.

 

[Tranimal Farm]

Getting up, going out and staying off the internet gives him withdrawal, pretty sure when pushed hard enough he'd have a stroke like a 40 year meth addict who attempts cold turkey.

Pretty sure when Barb kicks the bucket and he becomes homeless someone says meth crystals aren't drugs but a key to open gates between dimensions. There are quasi idea guys out there.

We already know Chris won't end up homeless, @Null will let him sleep in his greenhouse

 

[Severian]

Chris gives his take on forum "celebrity" Wildcats Randy Stair documentary being screwed by Youtube.

I wonder if Chris thinks EGS and all that shit is crazy or if he pretends it's real for the sake of people larping CWCville with him

 

[Retarded INTP]

There was a video about a cartel torturing the dude by using their pitbull to eat the guy's genital area while he's conscious, screaming in agony. It's in a thread somewhere here on KF.

Was not the cartel, just a rapist getting the 3rd world treatment after being caught if I remember well. Rumors said he was a pedo or whatever.

 

[Dimensional Merge Expert]

Chris gives his take on forum "celebrity" Wildcats Randy Stair documentary being screwed by Youtube.

I can see this "appreciation" he has for a mentally ill psychotic murderer back firing on him. Watch him get put on a watch list for this tweet, banning him from the flight to bronycon. Could lead to some good chimpouts about cartoon universes being real and how hes being trolled.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I wonder if Chris thinks EGS and all that shit is crazy or if he pretends it's real for the sake of people larping CWCville with him

He most likely knows deep down that it isn’t, but he has nothing else in the world so he just pretends and people go along with it.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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[/SPOILER]
We all remember Chris' pathetic attempts at being setsy and lingerie.
Considering that he looks like a tall version of Crumb from AAAHH!!! Real Monsters, all evidence of his existence should be burned and only mentioned around campfire.

That's a dude, Chris.