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Tikbalang said:
Never watched the Simpsons, so I don't know the context.
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The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
 
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Interpret that. And this has to do with the Everfree NW that Chris wants to go to.
 
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Maulwildin said:
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
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That's fucking stupid
 
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LolRaccoon said:
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Dear god.
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Why are there bulletholes in the sign and car? Was there a fucking mass shooting at sneed's in C-197? i thought there were no bad guys allowed there now, and the ones from our world would be killed in the merge?! This is most concerning.
 
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Maulwildin said:
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
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Or just Chuck's feed and seed.

What a hilarious joke
 
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Alex Krycek said:
I’ve been following Chris since 2008 and I can’t for the life of me understand why he thinks he’s attractive.

The best he looked was as Carlos Chantor, even then he kind of looked like a Gay Club Guy.
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He doesn't look bad in his older pictures, it's just his fashion sense, obesity and ego that cripple him in this department!

Even now he could probably score with another retard, like that crazy bitch who is obsessed with JonTron, but he thinks of himself as underserving of that.

LolRaccoon said:
Dear god.
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So his hatred was just a manifestation of his Buck Breaking instincts? Lol!
 
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No, Chris, it's not based of you, you just embody the archetype of the fat, socially impaired moron who people only take seriously to laugh at . I don't think Chris understands that Tara Strong isn't involved in the creative process, and all she does is sit in a booth and queef out useless phrases. Naturally, Chris has to go out of his way to stalk Tara Strong further.

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Alex Krycek said:
he’s just Chris.
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How scary that is when you think about it huh? He sees himself as this reality warping goddess with love and fans all around the world, beautiful, smart, talented. But as soon as the veil is off he has to really see who he is inside. Hell even a normal person would be terrified about that notion, but for Chris? It would be an insane existential crisis.

TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
I think it'd be funny as hell if chris didn't make enough money to go to this pony con
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Man I hope not I wanna go to this one I dont need ot see him again
 
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