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So, she got rid of that yee-yee ass haircut but couldn't get rid of that yee-yee ass stare, didn't she?
Containment Random Chris Updates
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Pappy Striderite
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WTF is on her face? it itches just looking at it.
Dimensional Merge Expert
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Chris wants his Partner Null to help him buy this cosplay outfit so he can show up looking like an Omega Autist at the convention. Please Null, buy him a silver shiny latex leotard that looks like it has a boner going up his chest, blue stripper boots and gay pride pauldrons.
Also why is it the way Chris worded Null as his partner, sounds like they're in a homosexual relationship.
Also why is it the way Chris worded Null as his partner, sounds like they're in a homosexual relationship.
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So not only does he want quality service on short notice, he also wants it to be done on the cheap and treated like an urgent job? As much as I would love to see this retard parade around like a shitty drag queen, his unwarranted entitlement is just too much!
Dead skin, probably shed from dry skin!
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Dear gawd, he'd look like an oven-ready baked potato.
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Do it, Null. Make Chris that costume. And remember to make it so that he's flashing his labia like da Britney Spears & Lindsay Lohan. Can you imagine the yards of fabric you'll need for this?
No, that's his brain.
cwcvillemayoress
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I have a feeling some person is going to make it and send it to Chris...
Oh god seeing him wearing that for the whole convention will be scary. If he wears it on the plane I weep for everyone aboard.
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Can you imagine the ass smell emanating from that thing?
I've already asked a serious designer about this, and they said this is the best they can do.
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He did once painted himself as Chris Chan Sonichu. Now would be a good time for him to wear the Commodore godes costume in public.
It'll be worth it and a win-win for us and Chris.
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Don't get too excited. Chris is asking for the impossible requesting someone make that eye fuck of a design for him in such a short amount of time. Just another example of Chris making ludicrous requests while he does absolutely nothing. I'm honestly amazed he is willing to pay, but I know that's only because he's thinking of Null having a gold stockpile waiting for him.
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Of course, and idiot king and his squire.
Just a quick reminder, Chris loves people to shove their wangs in the faces of women and children.
It's almost as if, each time I leave the forums and come back Chris gets more disgusting. Knowing he looks like a fat male ape, he's wearing lingeree?
The response is priceless
This is a photo of a negligee.
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jc17
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Guess he'd better set up another gofundme. Nothing but the best for chris.
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Why does Chris need someone to make him a cosplay of his CPU Goddess form? Why can't he just transform into it?
You'd think with the on-going Merge he'd be able to tap into his OC Tranny Goddess powers, but I guess not
You'd think with the on-going Merge he'd be able to tap into his OC Tranny Goddess powers, but I guess not
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'...stretch our muscles...'?
Um, Chris, sorry to break it to you, but...what muscles, you doughball?
Um, Chris, sorry to break it to you, but...what muscles, you doughball?
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Great scott Marty! we've made it too 1885....pages of random chris updates!
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Every week, he's trying to traumatize us. Like Harvey Weinstein chasing the actress naked, it's best to not let anyone see it.
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Barb looks like she's getting ready for the upcoming family reunion in cwcville.
Fuckin hell, far be it from sane to post this but: what the fuck is Chris doing traveling across the country when his mother is unable to care for herself? Do they have an actual home care nurse who helps out? Yeah Barbs a cunt and all but what the fuck. Will nobody else mention how fucked up this is?
I wouldn't leave my cats alone for 3 days, much less an infirm elderly woman. What if she falls? Dementia is a horrible disease. We all know Cole won't do shit. I mean ha ha ha a bunch of sparky fuckers funded a retards trip to WestCoast Bronyfest, that's hilarious but Barb is not a self-sufficient human being and should not be left to her own devices. It is abusive on the morals alone, I would be ashamed to do that to my own mother.
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I don't care who you are, taking a photo of your elderly, senile mother while she's dressed in her sleeping gown is not OK. The only time it might be OK is if you're taking the photos to provide a medical professional, law enforcement, or adult protective services with evidence. Otherwise it's just a disturbing invasion of their privacy.
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Do you think Chris cares about any of those things? Not likely
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This is Chris. He literally has no social skills or capabilities for abstract thought. He probably thinks, "well, as long as her water bottle is full, and there's a banana in her ass, she's fine."
Chris is a selfish, greedy cock gobbler whose only concern in life is blowing through money faster than a chinese whore blows through cocks in a whore house.