Containment Random Chris Updates

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

"why was I not informed of these new cards?"
Easiest way to piss chris off: Take the reigns of the sonichu canon away from him for any length of time.

 

[The Un-Clit]

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Lol despite all his educational porn watching, he still is unaware of how women look. Look at that linebacker of a woman

I have to wonder if Jack Tramiel can look up from Hell and see what Chris has done to the logo of his beloved, family built (but that he then did his best to ruin when he was bought out) Commodore Business Machines?

Then again if he is in hell, I'm sure Satan arranges direct Twatter feeds into the skulls of anyone who'se work on Earth is being mangled by some mong like this.

 

[Tikbalang]

Lol despite all his educational porn watching, he still is unaware of how women look. Look at that linebacker of a woman

If Chris doesn't know female anatomy, tumblr artists do but took a different approach... probably they don't know as well.

 

[CeeusBeeus]

I don't care who you are, taking a photo of your elderly, senile mother while she's dressed in her sleeping gown is not OK. The only time it might be OK is if you're taking the photos to provide a medical professional, law enforcement, or adult protective services with evidence. Otherwise it's just a disturbing invasion of their privacy.

bruh... AUTISM.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

If Chris doesn't know female anatomy, tumblr artists do but took a different approach... probably they don't know as well.

But was the cameltoe necessary?

 

[The Dude]

But was the cameltoe necessary?

How else is Chris going to prove that he's a TRUE and HONEST lady with REAL lady parts? Chris believes that if he draws it, then it becomes real. Maybe not real in THIS reality, but in some other reality it's really real.

 

[Turbocuck]

What's with that fucking stare? It's disturbing.

You know how when you stay inside literally all day not talking to anybody or doing anything productive, at the end of the day you feel sort of dazed and disconnected from the world? Imagine if that was every day since Bob died in '11. Of course she looks like she's got a screw loose, she has probably completely forgotten what a normal facial expression looks like.

 

[Dimensional Merge Expert]

So update on his sperg costume. Someones apparently going to make parts of it for him. Hes now confirmed to look like a clown at the con at least.

Also imagine Kelsey Grammer checkings his mentions and seeing this fat ugly mentally retarded tranny tagging him nonstop about poorly drawn crayon fan art because all he knows about Seattle is that his show was filmed there.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

So update on his sperg costume. Someones apparently going to make parts of it for him. Hes now confirmed to look like a clown at the con at least.

Also imagine Kelsey Grammer checkings his mentions and seeing this fat ugly mentally retarded tranny tagging him nonstop about poorly drawn crayon fan art because all he knows about Seattle is that his show was filmed there.

Can't he just wear a tank top? Nobody is going to be able to tell the difference anyways!

Also hilarious how both of the guys in the fan art look like they just shit themselves lol!

 

[sweetstone]

So update on his sperg costume. Someones apparently going to make parts of it for him. Hes now confirmed to look like a clown at the con at least.

I shouldn't be surprised they found some autist to make him cardboard armor.

So what's the chances Chris wears nothing under the leotard(?) bit and gets removed for his visible bent duck?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

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Lol despite all his educational porn watching, he still is unaware of how women look. Look at that linebacker of a woman

I hope someone asks for his measurements. I’m curious if he’ll give his TRUE and HONEST numbers, or if he’ll say something like “36-24-36. Also I’m a double-d-cup.”

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>Damn! I look soo good.
>Those who played me before could have had this; epic missed out.

Chris isn’t bitter at all btw and he’s in a happy relationship with his imaginary friends. As an aside, what is with this sudden shift into chastising his “exes” (or anyone he deems a troll/hater) about what they’re missing out on (fuckinlmao)? Where did this drunk, basic-bitch line of thinking come from?

‘Negligee feels comfortable on me’

I do not like the implication that Chris wears negligee.

 

[Tikbalang]

But was the cameltoe necessary?

Are you referring to Chris's drawing or the r34 art of Crystal?

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Are you referring to Chris's drawing or the r34 art of Crystal?

The card with the anime Crystal on it. I don't know who drew it. I do find it creepy though.

 

[Abarefiller]

Can't wait for the absolute shitshow that Chris' cosplay will be. If he even gets it made.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

So update on his sperg costume. Someones apparently going to make parts of it for him. Hes now confirmed to look like a clown at the con at least.

Also imagine Kelsey Grammer checkings his mentions and seeing this fat ugly mentally retarded tranny tagging him nonstop about poorly drawn crayon fan art because all he knows about Seattle is that his show was filmed there.

I’m impressed, Chris. I especially like how you’ve captured Kelsey’s handsome gills and massive cyclopean eye. Truly an excellent likeness.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

He's also perfectly captured Hyde-Pierce's odd habit of smearing a whole bottle of American mustard on top of his head.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Granted, I haven’t even watched reruns of that show in years but I thought the one on the left was old Kelse and the one on the right was Pierce as he has the look of a closeted homosexual married to a sexless shrew named Maris.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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I’m impressed, Chris. I especially like how you’ve captured Kelsey’s handsome gills and massive cyclopean eye. Truly an excellent likeness.

I'm not. His fingers look like French fries, and those lines on his face look like fins.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Maybe he should've shown Niles shoving an enormous Frasier Freedom Fry into Frasier's gaping gob.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

Thank you Chris for the new profile pic. Absolutely captures the essence of what brings me to the site