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I’ve been following Chris since 2008 and I can’t for the life of me understand why he thinks he’s attractive.

The best he looked was as Carlos Chantor, even then he kind of looked like a Gay Club Guy.
 
Today's card: Celebration.
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You pick cards just to feel good
Doing this when on the mood
 

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We all remember Chris' pathetic attempts at being setsy and lingerie.
Considering that he looks like a tall version of Crumb from AAAHH!!! Real Monsters, all evidence of his existence should be burned and only mentioned around campfire.

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That's a dude, Chris.
for a bit, I thought it was Chris when I saw all the pimples/etc, but not the triple/quadruple chin. Then I saw that the Sonichu medallion was a cheap knockoff.
That and it's actually clean.
 
extreme autistic face blindness is a hell of a drug

(Chris was fooled into thinking pics of 2 different girls were both of "Blanca Weiss".)
I think it's more than that because even victims of abuse who are objectively attractive tend to view their entire essence as ugly. Chris is pathologically overconfident about everything, and it's fucking gross. I bet he makes his doctor feel uncomfortable.
"Doctor, can you check if my breasts are coming in like da neighbergirls. She dun laughed at me and told me I had da moobs while hers were real. Don't be shy use your hands and your mouth as a guide."
 
Appreciates a mass shooter? This take isn't winning Chris any friends or entrances to cons for that matter
When he realized that his opinion towards Randy Stair is the cause of blacklisting, there are two choices he has to make:
  • Andrew Blaze is a piece of poo poo. Can I go to Weebcon now?
  • Everyone in Weebcon is a hater. Andrew Blaze did nothing wrong.
Is Chris aware of the killing part of Stair's story?

Chris is pathologically overconfident about everything, and it's fucking gross.
The problem with his confidence is that it's nothing but fantasizing about himself and doesn't apply in the real world. Creative but he doesn't make comics. Setsy but can't seduce a dyke, unless she has a fat fetish. Healthy but his diet is consist of sugary, processed and fast food.
 
The problem with his confidence is that it's nothing but fantasizing about himself and doesn't apply in the real world. Creative but he doesn't make comics. Setsy but can't seduce a dyke, unless she has a fat fetish. Healthy but his diet is consist of sugary, processed and fast food.
The problem with this is that he acts like his shit doesn't stink in real life. It's one thing to fantasize it's another thing completely to be delusional.
 
When he realized that his opinion towards Randy Stair is the cause of blacklisting, there are two choices he has to make:
  • Andrew Blaze is a piece of poo poo. Can I go to Weebcon now?
  • Everyone in Weebcon is a hater. Andrew Blaze did nothing wrong.
Is Chris aware of the killing part of Stair's story?
I don't think Chris lionizing a killer would blacklist him given for years he believed that Ted Bundy was an innocent FBI agent who was looking for the real killer
 
scifi plot:

CWC is Matrix'd into a simulation of CWCville.

But unlike in The Matrix, he doesn't take the red pill.
Why would he? In Cwcville he has everything. 4 Spouses, all the money he could want, every super power, and multiple forms. If he accepted reality, he’s just Chris.
 
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