Containment Random Chris Updates

[ForgedBlades]

This God damn thread is riding off the fucking rails.

>thread gets featured
>immediately turns to shit

Many such cases!

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Okay how many 21 year olds do you know that you’re describing right now? I would imagine very few if any. Also Caden is a retarded faggot. So he doesn’t have any of those things that’s pretty obvious just look at the fuckin sperg and his pizza face and greasy ass hair.

To rehash again since this is a repeated topic of discussion. Caden has made a significant amount of money off Chris already. Literally almost enough to buy that house in Cash. He also is probably charging Chris rent as they discussed the topic of Chris receiving his entire tugboat from the time he was jailed, in full. He also comes from a family with money, not Musk Bezos rich, but upper-middle class money. Chris goes live and within a few minutes already has a few hundred dollars from "trolls". Chris does not get this money in it's entirety, Caden gets a very large cut. This is exactly what he was planning to do before Chris fucked barb. He supposedly already bought to PC and greenscreen to get him streaming before he was arrested IIRC.

Personally I don't find it very abnormal a random 21 year old faggot has a mediocre amount of money. What I do find curious is how many retards are out there willing to purchase $30 bags of dirt from Chris' yard, $25 soda wrappers and empty chip bags, and $2-500 8-year-old-tier scribblings done by a mother raping tranny.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

maybe Caden is gonna try to get ADF and Sockness to live there too

Sam Hyde better watch the fuck out. Sperg Tank is about to come out.

House flipping job, you think?

Good god, the support beam right next to the foot of the bed is one of the most miserable setups for a bedroom I can imagine. I can't believe that made it into a retail photo.

they're just milking Chris for financial gain

Reminded of that Allen Tutorial videos from some time ago where some retarded person was kept in confinement and told to make videos and given rewards when he made them. Granted it was a parody series we're probably going to see that happen with CWC. "Make the funny video Chris. Here's your video game." "Paint the sonichu figure so I can sell it on the store Chris. Here's a picture of a pretty girl I'll introduce you to if you get 30 of them done before the month is over."

 

[anti SJW]

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Extra long corrugated dryer vent running across an electrical box and blocking in the fire extinguisher?

House Fire Part Two Electrical Fire Boogaloo Arc

We all know Chris is a very wise person that knows to clean the lint trap in the dryer every time. Its fine.

 

[oramge cat]

Honestly for the best, much more preferable then another ILJ.

Why is this guy getting bodied boring is better than scheduling your bi-weekly mom rape sessions. "Boring" Chris encouraged to supply us with a steady stream of milk and keep producing the content that made him famous in the first place beats Chris going to jail for 2 years and every other post on the board being dumb questions that the FAQ answered already. Praetor needs to wrangle him JUUUUUUST enough to keep him from going dark because he has no support network but not enough that he goes dark because he has an actual, effective support network that keeps him offline. Think of him like a circus monkey, he's funny when Ringling Bros. trots him out in a silly costume and makes him dance for peanuts, he's less funny in a wildlife rehab and he's even less funny when he's fending for himself in the wild. Plus all the dumbasses in his orbit are lolcows in their own right.

I can't even remember at this point but I always thought it was understood that we'd either get a homeless saga (no milk, boring) or he'd become some ween's pet/cash cow. This is the good ending, somehow.

Edited to add that how the fuck do you explain to your parents that you're making a career out of doing whatever the fuck Caden is doing to the tune that you presumably convince them to cosign on buying a home for him to live in? How did he prove income to whoever he took out the mortgage from?

I'd tell my dad I was a drug dealer and I was buying the home to use as a trap house before I told him about Chris. At least he could wrap his mind around the concept that drugs are worth money and can be sold for a profit. What the fuck does he put on his resume if this doesn't work out long term and needs a real job? Hell, Chris is going to be retirement age when he's 45, assuming he survives that long with his mental faculties intact enough to keep producing content consistently. And doesn't go back to jail, or get wrapped up in some new a-log scheme to ruin his life, or figure out that praetor is a completely useless middle man. Like, if he bought this house with money he made off of Chris, what is going to happen if Chris realizes that he could be making that much money without Praetor taking a cut?

 

[Penis]

Is it known what Caden does for a living? How much money is he making off Chris that he can buy a house in this market?

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I don’t see the issue with this honestly. I think if Caden can keep him under control while making a buck off him on the side that’s just fine.

Chris can’t be left to his own devices, we all know this for a fact. To my knowledge the Praetors have only ever helped Chris make money off of his infamy and I assume take a cut for themselves on the side. If that what it takes to keep Chris wrangled and away from others then so be it and more power to Caden.

I have a feeling this may be a change for the best in Chris’ life and for once I have high hopes that he can finally have a somewhat stable home environment.

 

[Artaius]

how much do you guys think caden is pulling in on a monthly basis?

It wouldn't shock me much if it leaked they are hitting him with one of those cattle shockers and locking him in a room when they aren't putting him in front of a camera. I expect the unexpected because it's fucking Chris Chan and he has the most demonically twisted weens

But to answer the question about money. Aren't these the same guys that extorted thousands from him? If so, then just to make a rough guess on how much they make I'm going to say... Every fucking dollar?

 

[ForgedBlades]

Chris claims that Donald Trump has been "kicked off the ballot".

 

[oramge cat]

I'll never understand. Caden is a good hustler, I have to give that to him. But why hustle Chris? Especially when you're so bad at producing good content? Is there some Wolf of Ruckersville Street shit going on here that I'm not understanding? Why wouldn't you go and find something else to grift off of as opposed to fucking with some of the most autistic motherfuckers on God's green Earth, many of whom are the same people who doxed Shia LaBeouf's stream of an opaque window based off weather patterns and bus hours?

It's like having the option between dealing drugs to the any normal cartel but picking Los Zetas because you think they're cool.

To continue the cocaine analogy, you buy it from the Zetas because they have really good coke. Any idiot can bang out a drawing that looks like a toddler drew it or write a mary sue power fantasy, but Chris is the one idiot that is famous for it. Chris's "art" has a market. Really pure cocaine has a market. Both are questionable at best to source reliably, but if you can pull it off, you will profit.

 

[TestTubePuppy]

Dad realizes his son, Caden will never have a career.
Dad buys Caden an income property so he can make money to support himself.
Caden fills the house with a lolcow and his loser friends.
No one pays rent.
Dad gets stuck with the bill when the property taxes and maintenance costs come due.
Dad tells Caden to evict his friends.
They refuse to go.
Protracted eviction case.
The merge ends things just at the last minute.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Chris claims that Donald Trump has been "kicked off the ballot".

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what's that little jab about his height, that's not very ladylike to worry about a man being taller than you is it? sometimes evidence slips that proves chris still very much has a male mindset and would've never organically been transgender
how tall is Chris anyway? i know he's nowhere near that tall, but does anyone else still get the feeling that he often portrays himself as if he was still a teenager? even disregarding height this drawing looks like some YA novel freedom fighter teenage girl character posing fabulously against evil

 

[Optimus Prime]

i would NOT trust Chris alone in a room with appliances i wouldn't trust an 8 year old alone with
we wouldn't want another bathroom coffee situation

To be 100% fair, it wasn't the coffee maker that started the fire. Due to the clutter in the house, they somehow needed to run an extension cord through to the bathroom in order to power the coffee maker in there, since that was the only accessible source of water. The way the cord was run through had the bathroom door rub against it, so over a process of years it was worn down to the point the actual wires were exposed and that is what caused the fire.

Chris, of course, thought it was the coffee maker and so angrily blasted Keurig online about it.

 

[Lou Sassle]

I hope Chris keeps trying to stick his hand down flutters pants and she tells him she's not ready to lose her virginity yet. Then every night someone comes over and fucks her and Chris can hear it and every morning she says they were just a friend watching anime.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I have heard a bit of complaints about my writing style, but I have uncovered a ton of stuff about Caden Peck and Praetor in general which I need to share.

So, a few days ago, when we all figured out Caden Peck's new home address, we all assumed this is where Chris and the rest of Praetor lived, but I wasn't so sure about that. I have already pretty much figured out all of their relations, but I have also had one more lead to follow up on.

https://opencorporates.com/companies/us_va/11583983

What is this company, what is this man called Thomas Licec Cecil, and why is this one listed under Chris's address?

I wasn't able to find out more about Realty Plus LCC's deal with Chris, as the company does not list any Lilec Cecil...but I have found...this.

Caden Peck AND Thomas Cecil, they are work buddies...but what do we have here? Maryville? Would Caden really be living in there?
So I kept digging...and it wasn't that hard to find.
First, he wrote an article on a Maryville site.

Then, I found his full address, contact info and more.

It appears as if he, with the rest of Praetor, was living in Columbia, VA, and goung to high school in Goochland, and moved to Maryland, MO in late 2022/early 2023, where he started a new company eith Thomas Cecil, who helped him out in buying out the nee house for Chris.

So, it's confirmed. Chris is living just with Flutter, Caden's in Maryland, leading Praetor from a distance, and the rest of the group is in Goochland and the surroundings.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Chris claims that Donald Trump has been "kicked off the ballot".

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I hope Chris sits on a tack

 

[Musashi's Son]

I have found more information that confirms that Caden Peck of Praetors bought the property in Lynchburg. If you search the property records in Bedford County, Virginia (link) this shows up:

Also, I have a uploaded a pdf that was generated by the website with all the necessary info about the house.
Here is all the info that was revealed about Caden back in 2021 during the taser incident:
Caden Peck:
Age: 21
DOB: September 17, 2002.
Source: https://codeprojects.org/N8pMKeD2ArncsPMTChCzIpGVr4gLLx95jL84vbPPq7c/unoriginals.html (A)
Former Student at South Nodaway High School
Source: https://www.naqt.com/stats/tournament/game.jsp?game_id=835649 (A)
Now goes to Goochland High School
Source: https://issuu.com/goochlandgazette/docs/20191205rsga (A)

https://youtu.be/jgji83lpbtA

(Video he made in Goochland)

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=575363640034642

Archive:

Also thanks to @Blue Miaplacidus which found caden's dad facebook I have managed to confirm Caden's dox. Here it is:
Name: Caden Michael Peck
DOB: September 27, 2002
Phone numbers: (660) 241-4240 , (770) 944-1531
Main Address: 1217 W 16th St #46 Maryville, MO 64468
Previous addresses: 4001 Tabscott Rd Columbia, VA 23038,
1001 N Buchanan St #2 Maryville, MO 64468
Sources: https://archive.ph/PQl5D (true people search), https://archive.ph/sAJea (fast people search), https://www.whitepages.com/name/Caden-M-Peck/Maryville-MO/PE3E1gzQqD3

 

[AnOminous]

Chris, of course, thought it was the coffee maker and so angrily blasted Keurig online about it.

This is why coffee makers have short, thick cables and you don't plug them into an extension cord unless you're a retard.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

>New Adidas
I'm waiting for Gopnichu

Didn't that already happen with the "Cherokean Chant"? CHEEKI BREEKI

 

[BMO_]

Didn't that already happen with the "Cherokean Chant"? CHEEKI BREEKI

I V DAMKI
Just checked the CWCki and yeah, the list of Sonichus had Slavichu. Kinda convenient that Chris can say that he's Ukrainian and not ebil Russian nombie zazi.