Containment Random Chris Updates

JFKdestroyer said:
It's quite odd that he considers the yellow one to represent him, while he dresses like the other one almost constantly. Is his ideal partner just... himself? Freud would have a fucking field day with this.
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The yellow one as in the dirty one with caked on grease.

Yellow Shirt Guy said:
His Tank top has effectively become the Modern version of the Classic.
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The Classic at least hid stains well. Or maybe it was the shitty camera.

The American Hedgehog said:
Another stroll down memory lane:

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What does haters to the left even mean...
 
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Manly-Chicken said:
It's his OC I think.
Look at the eyes, one's green and the other is blue.
It's probably yellow cuz Sonichu.
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I didn't even notice the eyes. Good catch. Chris clearly put a decent amount of effort into making his doll-self.

I think in a different thread someone said Chris is like a cartoon character with only one set of clothing. That's not true, but now that he has the blue top/white skirt in doll form, I imagine it will be his primary outfit.

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HumanBeanbag said:
I didn't even notice the eyes. Good catch. Chris clearly put a decent amount of effort into making his doll-self.

I think in a different thread someone said Chris is like a cartoon character with only one set of clothing. That's not true, but now that he has the blue top/white skirt in doll form, I imagine it will be his primary outfit.

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I had no idea Chris put that much effort into that thing. Jesus...that's just sad.
 
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Wow... This is just sad....

The old classic CWC had an innocent, childlike quality to him, shitty Crayola medallion and all.

This Chris however, with the long scraggly strands of greasy, blue hair, fat burger gut squeezed into a tanktop, and oddly anorexic legs in a short skirt, only sends out creepy, pervert vibes.

And the autistically identical ponysona holding hands with another pony?

((STRESS SIGH))

Great.

If somebody at Cville Pride see Chris, they'll conclude from a quick gaze that they're dealing with a former, current or future sex offender.

If they look a moment longer, and notice the ponysona & girlfriend he apparently carries around, they'll conclude that it's either a perv going through a full blown psychosis, or a perv who's also some sort of autistic übermensch.
 
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Chris has been known to wear his parent's rings
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Even Chris' hands scream "creepy man". I have so much sympathy for Chris' over-priced hooker now.
Was the "I'm sure they meant 'Pony Magic', but darn, this is just silly-cray. LOL" random access humor or is Chris just so autistic that he can't see the humorous juxtaposition of Unicorns and Pooh.
silly-cray (TM) I am a teenage girl, Goddammit!
 
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4Macie said:
This. What is it about his hands that scream weird and creepy? I feel like it's the amount of lines and how deep they are... but I just don't know.

Chris also said he dreams about fucking Barb..... this got more interesting.
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I guess it's because in my mind, I know Chris is a man, but I picture him as a weird chubby little kid. It's like, his hands seem to mature and manly for the Chris we all know.
 
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