Containment Random Chris Updates

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Roses are growing,
Violets are full of bugs,
Caden paid four times more for drunk driving,
Than for manufacturing drugs.

 

[King Kiwi]

Roses are growing,
Violets are full of bugs,
Caden paid four times more for drunk driving,
Than for manufacturing drugs.
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You spoil us.

But where's it say drunk driving at?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

You spoil us.

But where's it say drunk driving at?

I just realised this is the wrong picture. Here goes the actual one.

 

[The Dude]

This is a bad, bad time to be a junkie (not that there really was a good time). Also now stuff is sold with not just fent but cut with even worse, like xylazine (Tranq), which has hideous side effects even if it doesn't kill you. So even if you're a careful junkie (most are not) and either test or more likely just adjust your dose for the possibility of fent, you're still likely to get other even worse shit.

You can tell when someone is a Tranq zombie. They're usually homeless, their spine is as straight as a question mark, and using a walker at 50 because the drugs are causing them to nod off while standing on their own two feet. Completely fucks their backs up.

 

[BMO_]

 

[Holden Cox]

This is unbelievably boring. Twenty minutes of barely intelligible autistic rambling?
Caden needs to get his act together.

 

[Black Yoshi]

I did not have a transformers saga on my bingo card.

 

[King Kiwi]

This is unbelievably boring. Twenty minutes of barely intelligible autistic rambling?
Caden needs to get his act together.

What I interpret is going on in Chris's head:

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

This is unbelievably boring. Twenty minutes of barely intelligible autistic rambling?
Caden needs to get his act together.

Chris's latest servings of pseudo-religious gobbledygook has been the hardest thing to listen to I think we've ever gotten.
It is impenetrable nonsense that you can't even interpret with knowledge of chris's normal colloquialisms. You can't even be sure that chris is even using the words correctly or if he's using them in some new autistic context.
And we know that if we questioned him on any part of it he'd just screech that we're 'thinking too hard' and that we're 'stupid neurotypicals' for not being able to understand him.
The brony animations were stupid and cringy as fuck but at least I could riff them. These... there's just nothing there.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

What I interpret is going on in Chris's head:

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He's a blue fairy alright

 

[King Kiwi]

He's a blue fairy alright

You know in the book Pinocchio actually stomps on Jiminy so there goes the conscience.

I suppose Robertchu and Barbie-Chan could be shoulder angels.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

 

[Ghostbeater]

Man, i can hardly listen to Emgo anymore, but CWCgo is even worse.

 

[King Kiwi]

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That was something. I like Cabbage speaking in Japanese though.

Just random.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

That was something. I like Cabbage speaking in Japanese though.

Just random.

She's speaking in Finnish.
I'm curious if one will uncover what she's saying...

 

[The Dude]

Chris's latest servings of pseudo-religious gobbledygook has been the hardest thing to listen to I think we've ever gotten.
It is impenetrable nonsense that you can't even interpret with knowledge of chris's normal colloquialisms. You can't even be sure that chris is even using the words correctly or if he's using them in some new autistic context.
And we know that if we questioned him on any part of it he'd just screech that we're 'thinking too hard' and that we're 'stupid neurotypicals' for not being able to understand him.
The brony animations were stupid and cringy as fuck but at least I could riff them. These... there's just nothing there.

To be fair, Chris has never known how to use words properly. Whether it's applying them to the correct context, or even just pronouncing them correctly, he has struggled with vocabulary since the beginning. And the more complicated the word (because he tries to use big, complicated words to pretend he's intelligent) the more likely he is to fuck it up in some way. He even struggles with simple words, so he'd still be unintelligible if he were to go monosyllabic. He's basically a big, fat, walking, talking, mother-fucking gibberish generator.

 

[King Metalia]

Chris's latest servings of pseudo-religious gobbledygook has been the hardest thing to listen to I think we've ever gotten.
It is impenetrable nonsense that you can't even interpret with knowledge of chris's normal colloquialisms. You can't even be sure that chris is even using the words correctly or if he's using them in some new autistic context.
And we know that if we questioned him on any part of it he'd just screech that we're 'thinking too hard' and that we're 'stupid neurotypicals' for not being able to understand him.
The brony animations were stupid and cringy as fuck but at least I could riff them. These... there's just nothing there.

I can't believe I'm saying this but this Jesus CPU Goddess bullshit makes the stuff Chris put out under the Idea Guys control look easier to comprehend.

 

[King Kiwi]

She's speaking in Finnish.
I'm curious if one will uncover what she's saying...

That was Finnish? I thought it was Japanese.

Flutter truly is an enigma. She's like a staunch governess chaperone/that strict aunt or grandmother who just appeared from thin air and has come into Chris's life to "tame the shrew".

To improve Christine and guide and protect her in time for the debutante ball y'all.

That's the vibes I'm getting.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

I'm curious if one will uncover what she's saying...

It's a bad (mechanical) translation of what the subtitles say.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

It's a bad (mechanical) translation of what the subtitles say.

Nope.
It's funnier than that.

Alright. Thanks to my no-lifing and my archive Discord server, I have managed to save the most important goodies from this reddit thread.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/s/TfaHuRqVrv

The guy behind it is JacksonStarship, the same guy who spotted Chris in Isabella's two weeks ago.


The interesting thing is, the comments and the post seem to be deleted by Jackson himself, especially since I went back to check the post and...only Jackson's comments were missing. I wonder why...

Luckily, despite me not archiving further to wait for more info, there wasn't much more to it.
TLR - JacksonStarship went with his pals to 14BC while in Ruckersville, met Barb and cats, all in good health, greeted Barb and left. She seemed to be happy that someone visits without bothering her.

That's probably why, harassed.