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atorie said:
Surprised people are only now catching on to Praetor's untrue and dishonest recreations. As someone who has gone out of their way to learn exactly how these things are made, it's easy to see that none of their store offerings look like what chris used to make in his tutorials, nor do they seem to follow his tried and true workflow for making them, so it's interesting how as soon as Praetor got involved their style changed so much. It's unlikely they're even made out of crayola model magic, due to the extended curing time that it has before it becomes solid and paintable, and the amount that was sold even during chris' incarceration. (yes, the "handmade by chris" medallions where sold even whilst he was in jail. how?)

My guess is literally none of the medallions sold since the store opening have actually been made by chris, merely promoted and worn by him. Praetor saying that they're handmade by chris himself has always pissed me off, especially the sheer amount of dumbasses who've fallen for it thinking they own a piece of "christory" when in reality it's cabell over in goochland with a cookie cutter and cheap paint.
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And this is, in a way, Chris realizing one of his earliest dreams in which he commercialized Sonichu into a licensable IP of sorts.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Interesting. Let us not forget the almost martyred vibe and probably look if not for that pesky face covering she wears.

Hell, if she were brunette and a little taller she could almost be Megan.

Same weird ass hair style with the short bangs and the long hair.

Definitely from a bygone era of the 80s and 90s.
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Are you Flutter/Cabbage?

Have you been playing some form of long con?
 
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Not terribly interesting, but at some point Chris followed this very clearly parodic Biden account
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Ammyterasu said:
I still think they're using the new medallions, amiboos, mini Sonic totems etc. to ship drugs lol. It just makes no sense that things clearly not hand-made by Chris himself are such in high demand and they keep getting restocked. Am I to believe that the artifacts collectors who are waiting for Chris to die to make their loot valuable would care about 3D printed trash?
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Why wouldn't Chrischan merch be in high demand?

Genosamuels doc has millions of views. Chris has made himself a hot topic in the last few years. Chris has always been a popular topic. The only thing stopping him from capitalizing on his clout was his laziness.
 
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sadrefrigerator said:
Why wouldn't Chrischan merch be in high demand?

Genosamuels doc has millions of views. Chris has made himself a hot topic in the last few years. Chris has always been a popular topic. The only thing stopping him from capitalizing on his clout was his laziness.
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There are retards for sure who buy them as meme gifts and don't know or care that it's Praetor that makes them but damn, 100 $ for a single medallion and they keep getting restocked? In this economy? That sounds crazy to me.

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edit: the AI Chris Chan vs Chris Chan challenge with a Finnish song
(Youtube)

He can finally show off the language but he still cheats by speeding up his recording lol
 
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Ammyterasu said:
There are retards for sure who buy them as meme gifts and don't know or care that it's Praetor that makes them but damn, 100 $ for a single medallion and they keep getting restocked? In this economy? That sounds crazy to me.
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Why wouldn't they? People work barista jobs and buy new iphones all the time. Remember when during the covid lockdowns when everyone was getting laid off and given stimulus checks? Every ecommerce store was on backorder because that money went straight into casual shopping.
The people buying sonichu medallions aren't the kind to have good money management skills.
 
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sadrefrigerator said:
Why wouldn't they? People work barista jobs and buy new iphones all the time. Remember when during the covid lockdowns when everyone was getting laid off and given stimulus checks? Every ecommerce store was on backorder because that money went straight into casual shopping.
The people buying sonichu medallions aren't the kind to have good money management skills.
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Caden doesn’t have to tell the truth about how many he sells. He can fuck with the numbers to make it seem like they’re selling like hotcakes.
 
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sadrefrigerator said:
Why wouldn't they? People work barista jobs and buy new iphones all the time. Remember when during the covid lockdowns when everyone was getting laid off and given stimulus checks? Every ecommerce store was on backorder because that money went straight into casual shopping.
The people buying sonichu medallions aren't the kind to have good money management skills.
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That's true, I'm sure Praetor did lots of money after Chris blew up through the normiesphere with the incest and Covid-economy was still a thing. I find weird that they kept that momentum going when every other Covid-inflated business slowed down to basically pre-Covid numbers and with Chris doing nothing of note in the meantime. For example, it seems a lot of people still think he's in jail/prison. The documentary is still popular but not like it was a couple years ago, even the much hyped final (for now) episode where shit hit the fan didn't break 400k views yet.

Retards of course will keep throwing their money at Chris but how many copy-and-pasted medallions can each of them possibly need?
 
Ammyterasu said:
There are retards for sure who buy them as meme gifts and don't know or care that it's Praetor that makes them but damn, 100 $ for a single medallion and they keep getting restocked? In this economy? That sounds crazy to me.

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edit: the AI Chris Chan vs Chris Chan challenge with a Finnish song
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He can finally show off the language but he still cheats by speeding up his recording lol
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Sounds like a bunch of gibberish.

Well it did when I listen to it earlier, now it looks like the video has been taken down.
 
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