Containment Random Chris Updates

[D is for Stupid]

Despite those claiming to be handmade, they are 99% resin printed, same method as Geno Samuel uses for his medallions and Praetor uses for their own medallions.
It's funny that they only show up now, the certificate shows March 18, 2024, and the videos of Chris painting them came out at the end of the freaking November last year.

His work is getting sloppy too. Here's a medallion someone recently purchased. It's on par for his work but it looks worse or is it just me?



Also cabbage is in town and the amibo all of a sudden is in the etsy store. And he tried to go to babscon with her. To me it's undeniable that cabbage is with praetor.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Yes. I was around for those days.

Oh yeah, and there wasn't a "transgender" craze before Current Year, so "transsexuals" were much more rare.

(unlike how "Zoomers" may think otherwise now)

To me it's undeniable that cabbage is with praetor.

How did "Honor Roll" even get involved with "Praetor" in the first place and why is "Praetor" even a thing?

 

[D is for Stupid]

I actually think this is possible. I do think he's exploiting him to some extent, but he doesn't seem to have some weird sadistic desire to harm him like the Idea Guys. It's very bad for our entertainment purposes, but I don't think Caden actually intends harm to him.

I have a good solid reasoning that caden is taking advantage of him. Of course not idea guys level of sadisticness.

Let's face it that Chris does not have access to the money from the etsy store nor the chat donations. If he did he would would have way more legos and vidya by now. He's living off his tug boat. The tug boat is the only thing he maintains in his life with consistency. Also if he had access to the store, he would go broke so quickly.

When a con comes or He's seen out and about shopping it's with cabbage. She comes and pays for him.

Anyway, I think he's getting depressed, he's been banned from cons and his only friend, cabbage, comes over to make him work.

 

[FinnSven]

When a con comes or He's seen out and about shopping it's with cabbage. She comes and pays for him.

Is this really confirmed that she pays for him?

Or is it that there are just more photos and sightings of him because people are trying to get a clear photo of her and find out who she is?

 

[D is for Stupid]

How did "Honor Roll" even get involved with "Praetor" in the first place and why is "Praetor" even a thing?

They used a thot to get his attention, then enabled him with the merge bullshit, then started the store. I think the original idea was they were going to do all the merchandising for him. Chris promotes the store and they make and sell the merch. This all before his arrest and time in jail. Now caden is in probation in Missouri and is not doing shit, just collecting money and sending cabbage to Chris to work on more merch. Also caden fired everyone from praetor and Chris is left as the only one to make the merch.

I see this all falling apart eventually. Chris is lazy also frustrated for being banned, cabbage will stop visiting, and bills will pile up. And Chris's will be squatting there with no electricity. It will be the soft start of the homeless saga. Caden not being at the house with chris was not in the plan.

Sorry for the tangent.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Is this really confirmed that she pays for him?

Or is it that there are just more photos and sightings of him because people are trying to get a clear photo of her and find out who she is?

Damn, I shouldn't have made definative statements with little evidence, my mistake.

This is my speculation that I'm willing to put money on.

The reasoning is like you mentioned, every sighting, she paid. We don't have eyes on them 24/7 and Chris always wanted a woman to pay for all his crap. So get this can be disputed to hell, we don't have super obvious evidence, just hearsay.

But when she's around, money is spent on large ticket items like cons. And she puts him to work, every time she's with him, the store has more or new crap to sell. We know we can't trust Chris with money and the tug boat can only do so much when he's paying rent and food.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

One more thing which I could have actually shown ya a few days back which I find interesting.
See, I went into the listings of items on Etsy to check when they restocked and stuff like that.


They must at least be selling, since they're getting restocked pretty often...but when I pasted more of these in Discord...I found that two of the items are NOT shipping from Lynchburg.

Sandy Hook, VA.
Now, this might mean nothing to you, but let me just show you something.


Now, Goochland is very important here, as it is the previous base of Praetor operations and where the main 4 attended high school.

Considering the new medallions and figures are made of resin, something Chris absolutely cannot deal with (Small holes in the project, waiting for the printer to make the item, handling it in protective equipment, well ventilating the room, detatching supports, washing the figure, drying it in the sun), I do believe that at least some of the Praetors are still located at Sandy Hook, perhaps even Cabell, and making medallions and stuff here.
This also shows us that we have more members of Praetor than we initially thought.

 

[FinnSven]

Damn, I shouldn't have made definative statements with little evidence, my mistake.

This is my speculation that I'm willing to put money on.

The reasoning is like you mentioned, every sighting, she paid. We don't have eyes on them 24/7 and Chris always wanted a woman to pay for all his crap. So get this can be disputed to hell, we don't have super obvious evidence, just hearsay.

But when she's around, money is spent on large ticket items like cons. And she puts him to work, every time she's with him, the store has more or new crap to sell. We know we can't trust Chris with money and the tug boat can only do so much when he's paying rent and food.

She could just pay for stuff because she suggests she does while staying.

It’s not unusual for friends to visit something like a con together, especially if one of the friends is hoping that it leads to something more.

He might actually just pull his finger out and work when he knows she is coming to try to make it look like he is being productive.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

They used a thot to get his attention

Since that was before "Jail of Fail", she definitely wasn't "Cabbage". Did "Praetor" aim for "the next Clyde Cash" like other weens?

In any case, it may very well be that that one weird "...and I just won!" kid becoming a bum in the future may have been inevitable.

 

[FinnSven]

One more thing which I could have actually shown ya a few days back which I find interesting.
See, I went into the listings of items on Etsy to check when they restocked and stuff like that.

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They must at least be selling, since they're getting restocked pretty often...but when I pasted more of these in Discord...I found that two of the items are NOT shipping from Lynchburg.
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Sandy Hook, VA.
Now, this might mean nothing to you, but let me just show you something.

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Now, Goochland is very important here, as it is the previous base of Praetor operations and where the main 4 attended high school.
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Considering the new medallions and figures are made of resin, something Chris absolutely cannot deal with (Small holes in the project, waiting for the printer to make the item, handling it in protective equipment, well ventilating the room, detatching supports, washing the figure, drying it in the sun), I do believe that at least some of the Praetors are still located at Sandy Hook, perhaps even Cabell, and making medallions and stuff here.
This also shows us that we have more members of Praetor than we initially thought.

Hmmm, in light of this, are they even getting Chris to make medallions then?

If they are printing some then perhaps Chris just makes a single example which is sent to these printer capable people who in turn clone it.

This indicates Chris is having an even better time than we thought.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Since that was before "Jail of Fail", she definitely wasn't "Cabbage". Did "Praetor" aim for "the next Clyde Cash" like other weens?

Agreed.

No, they just aim to exploit him by selling merch at a crazy low percentage for chris' cut. In the taser/stun gun call mkr calls out he made only $400 when they sold thousands off dollars of worth. It's like 5 -8 percent.

The medallions where 3d printed, or something like that...

I do believe that at least some of the Praetors are still located at Sandy Hook, perhaps even Cabell, and making medallions and stuff here.

I think this might correct.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

One more thing which I could have actually shown ya a few days back which I find interesting.
See, I went into the listings of items on Etsy to check when they restocked and stuff like that.

View attachment 5876245
They must at least be selling, since they're getting restocked pretty often...but when I pasted more of these in Discord...I found that two of the items are NOT shipping from Lynchburg.
View attachment 5876247View attachment 5876248
Sandy Hook, VA.
Now, this might mean nothing to you, but let me just show you something.

View attachment 5876250View attachment 5876251
Now, Goochland is very important here, as it is the previous base of Praetor operations and where the main 4 attended high school.
View attachment 5876254
Considering the new medallions and figures are made of resin, something Chris absolutely cannot deal with (Small holes in the project, waiting for the printer to make the item, handling it in protective equipment, well ventilating the room, detatching supports, washing the figure, drying it in the sun), I do believe that at least some of the Praetors are still located at Sandy Hook, perhaps even Cabell, and making medallions and stuff here.
This also shows us that we have more members of Praetor than we initially thought.

This also means that the "handmade" Chris medallions are not actually Chris made.

All lies.
If they were Chris made, they'd ship from Lynchburg like most other items.
While we cannot double check that, I wonder if people who bought these could see if they are resin or model magic.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

the previous base of Praetor operations and where the main 4 attended high school

So Caden and the rest of that "Praetor" group are all "Zoomers"?

No, they just aim to exploit him by selling merch at a crazy low percentage for chris' cut.

How did they get away with that, without making that lolcow REE?

 

[D is for Stupid]

It’s not unusual for friends to visit something like a con together, especially if one of the friends is hoping that it leads to something more.

He might actually just pull his finger out and work when he knows she is coming to try to make it look like he is being productive.

You have a good point, But you think cabbage is trying to get with chris?

As for Chris working, I doubt it. He rather show off his vidya skills. If a guest is over he might have them help him though.

But historically anyone who hangs with chris on their own accord have alternate intentions then being friends or relationship.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

So Caden and the rest of that "Praetor" group are all "Zoomers"?


How did they get away with that, without making that lolcow REE?

first, yes, at least original 4 members.
second, Chris believes that $600 a month is a lot of money.
Considering this is probably more than he actually ever had to his disposal a month, not that weird.
Owen himself stated that he only got 10% as a cofounder of Praetor and actively tried to give Chris as much as possible out of his own pay.

 

[D is for Stupid]

How did they get away with that, without making that lolcow REE?

Kiss his ass and say, "look, you made 400 big ones without doing anything. That's 400 for zero hours of work. Just do your thing and you'll get more money free money."

If that didn't work, have the thot say how awesome he is.

 

[D is for Stupid]

All lies.
If they were Chris made, they'd ship from Lynchburg like most other items.
While we cannot double check that, I wonder if people who bought these could see if they are resin or model magic.

I think they might still made by Chris, but could it be a autocomplete error?

But for sure the praetor made and 3d printed items could be from cabell. This makes sense to me.

Also the figure for the amiibo

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3119458/files

And the base

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:1000495

Edit: more info

 

[ToroidalBoat]

second, Chris believes that $600 a month is a lot of money.

It's like how a "middle class" little kid things a little money is a lot.

 

[Naenia Ness]

I wonder if they are selling a mix of Chris medallions and Praetor medallions.

Chris medallions are limited because he got bored/lazy making medallions, and so to keep up with demand Praetor made knockoffs.

Is it possible they're not just doing this for the medallions but other stuff on the store?

 

[FinnSven]

You have a good point, But you think cabbage is trying to get with chris?

As for Chris working, I doubt it. He rather show off his vidya skills. If a guest is over he might have them help him though.

But historically anyone who hangs with chris on their own accord have alternate intentions then being friends or relationship.

No, I think Chris is trying to get with Flutter.

Maybe she has ulterior motives but maybe she does just want friendship with him.

There are people who fall for sob stories, so it’s possible she thinks that it is all a conspiracy arranged by those dang dirty trolls.

Fatrick Tomlinson and the fact that his wife Niki seems to believe his insane narrative is evidence that there are people stupid or easily led enough to side with a cow at their word.

I am not saying it’s conclusive, just possible.