Containment Random Chris Updates

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Meanwhile, in other news: I had reason to be in the vicinity of 10682 Lee Jackson Hwy, Big Island, VA 24526 earlier today. Video of the property taken from two different angles is attached. If someone wants to put it up on YouTube, etc., by all means feel free; I have zero interest in doing so.

No activity was observed, but Chris' car shitbox Aveo was parked out front. Frankly, this doesn't prove a thing regarding his possible presence: he may have left it there while out of the country rather than racking up parking fees at the airport, or he may have been inside crashed into slumber. Checking for detritus around he tyres, dust on the vehicle, etc. aren't particularly good indicators in this case either as it's been raining on and off over the past few weeks. Regardless, there was no sign of either him or Flutter.

Also, it looks as though the inspection on the Aveo expired in June. While that could be indicative of an extended trip out of the country, it's more likely that Chris, being Chris, didn't bother with getting it renewed and decided to use the $20 inspection fee for pony shit or something.

So I was correct and Chris is still in Finland.

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Chris's still in Finland.
Notice the date?
It's 3:07 PM for me, so 4:07 Finnish.
In Chris's time, it's...9:07 AM.
Unlike most human beings, Chris is never awake at that time. The ealriest I've seen is 11 AM.
He is still there.

Good footage of the house, btw.
I am getting increasingly more confident of the fact that the AirBNB stay is real. What will confirm it will be the review of the place on Etsy.
Actually, one thing. It's harder to take footage of this spot, but Chris is located at the back right side of the building usually. There's a kitchen, living room, bathroom and a small room he uses for streaming/recording videos.
I am, however, intrigued by two things. First, lack of activity, I thought that more people would be living at this spot, especially since two real estate LLC's have ownership of this place. Second, there are two mailboxes. I do not see anything on them, but I do wonder if they perhaps list the reciever of the mail.

 

[friendofcoal]

I don't post often in the Chris Chan thread, but the images struck me as believable. Then buddy carried on being gay and instead of just saying like "I have a mirror of the PS3 HDD" he acts all gay and retarded. I'm not sure if I think it's real anymore because this dudes shit is all fucked up.

I never had any credibility in the first place. I presented the information, it's up to you to falsify or verify it. Or just keep on whining because you don't know how to.
To quote Null, referring to me:
"...I don't know who you are and I don't trust you and I have no reason to believe anything you say, so we're kind of at a bad place."

Meanwhile, in other news: I had reason to be in the vicinity of 10682 Lee Jackson Hwy, Big Island, VA 24526 earlier today. Video of the property taken from two different angles is attached. If someone wants to put it up on YouTube, etc., by all means feel free; I have zero interest in doing so.

No activity was observed, but Chris' car shitbox Aveo was parked out front. Frankly, this doesn't prove a thing regarding his possible presence: he may have left it there while out of the country rather than racking up parking fees at the airport, or he may have been inside crashed into slumber. Checking for detritus around he tyres, dust on the vehicle, etc. aren't particularly good indicators in this case either as it's been raining on and off over the past few weeks. Regardless, there was no sign of either him or Flutter.

Also, it looks as though the inspection on the Aveo expired in June. While that could be indicative of an extended trip out of the country, it's more likely that Chris, being Chris, didn't bother with getting it renewed and decided to use the $20 inspection fee for pony shit or something.

In much less exciting "news", here's a screenshot of CWC showing off his rare week 1 t-shirt from LBP2 that you only got from preordering the game. That listing only appeared for those who actually bought it that way.

 

[broners]

Dumping everything from the hard drive would not only aid in spying on Chris, it would potentially help with PS3 game preservation too, since he spent thousands of dollars on garbage he never played. He could have licenses for digital games and DLC no one else does. Something to consider.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Dumping everything from the hard drive would not only aid in spying on Chris, it would potentially help with PS3 game preservation too, since he spent thousands of dollars on garbage he never played. He could have licenses for digital games and DLC no one else does. Something to consider.

Likely.
Remember when Chris was interviewed due to spending a lot of money on a P2W 3DS game, rumored to unlock a secret character in the game? He was literally the only person who could know this because he was the only person to spend so much money on this garbage DSIWare game.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

I never had any credibility in the first place. I presented the information, it's up to you to falsify or verify it. Or just keep on whining because you don't know how to.

Okay faggot I'll bite. All these images exif data say they're from greenshot and don't appear to be from an actual PS3. If they are from a PS3 you are opening them and re saving for some reason through this program. Please explain that.

 

[friendofcoal]

Okay faggot I'll bite. All these images exif data say they're from greenshot and don't appear to be from an actual PS3. If they are from a PS3 you are opening them and re saving for some reason through this program. Please explain that.

Real forensics? I am shocked.

You're right, some of the photos are taken with greenshot. greenshot allows me to remove the metadata of an image while preserving its contents. The PS3 assigns metadata differently based on the program. For example images uploaded onto a LittleBigPlanet level have a completely different metadata profile and format to images stored on HDD to images sent by IM. Original metadata assigned to images on PS3 can sometimes be used to identify the source of the image. Also different firmware revisions give different metadata. Metadata really isn't a symbol of verification anyway: I could have easily manipulated the EXIF data to look identical to a PS3's (for those who actually know what that looks like), or used it to remove risky metadata, or used it to assign an erroneous time signature.

Not all images I have sent were directly stored on a PS3.

 

[Penis]

Real forensics? I am shocked.

You're right, some of the photos are taken with greenshot. greenshot allows me to remove the metadata of an image while preserving its contents. The PS3 assigns metadata differently based on the program. For example images uploaded onto a LittleBigPlanet level have a completely different metadata profile and format to images stored on HDD to images sent by IM. Original metadata assigned to images on PS3 can sometimes be used to identify the source of the image. Also different firmware revisions give different metadata. Metadata really isn't a symbol of verification anyway: I could have easily manipulated the EXIF data to look identical to a PS3's (for those who actually know what that looks like), or used it to remove risky metadata, or used it to assign an erroneous time signature.

Not all images I have sent were directly stored on a PS3.

Alright, at this point I'm just happy to call you what you are: a bullshitter

Even if you were concerned about "muh opsec", it would be trivial to strip all the files of their metadata. Just dump everything into a folder, and ask ChatGPT to write you a script to convert everything to a bitmap and strip all metadata. It would take ten minutes.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Meanwhile, in other news: I had reason to be in the vicinity of 10682 Lee Jackson Hwy, Big Island, VA 24526 earlier today. Video of the property taken from two different angles is attached. If someone wants to put it up on YouTube, etc., by all means feel free; I have zero interest in doing so.

No activity was observed, but Chris' car shitbox Aveo was parked out front. Frankly, this doesn't prove a thing regarding his possible presence: he may have left it there while out of the country rather than racking up parking fees at the airport, or he may have been inside crashed into slumber. Checking for detritus around he tyres, dust on the vehicle, etc. aren't particularly good indicators in this case either as it's been raining on and off over the past few weeks. Regardless, there was no sign of either him or Flutter.

Also, it looks as though the inspection on the Aveo expired in June. While that could be indicative of an extended trip out of the country, it's more likely that Chris, being Chris, didn't bother with getting it renewed and decided to use the $20 inspection fee for pony shit or something.

I noticed his passenger side mirror is busted off and looks like electrical taped together as a "fix". It was intact as of 2023 and maybe into 2024 so at some recent point, Chris probably rammed into something and broke it off.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I noticed his passenger side mirror is busted off and looks like electrical taped together as a "fix". It was intact as of 2023 and maybe into 2024 so at some recent point, Chris probably rammed into something and broke it off.

It was like that since one of the ealrier sightings, think May.
I suspect it happened around January.

Wait a sec. I realised something.
So the AirBNB is booked until November 1, right?
The flights to Richmond will take about 3 full days total. I am assuming that Chris will go from Helsinki to Dallas/Kennedy on the 2nd (which appears to work the best due to the schedules I've seen), then from there to Richmond on the 3rd, with Chris arriving home on the 4th. This means that Chris would vote on the November 5th specifically. You can only prebook almost a month in advance anyway.

TLDR - The AirBNB might be right and Chris might be planning on returning home and voting just in time for November 5.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Or just keep on whining because you don't know how to.
To quote Null, referring to me:
"...I don't know who you are and I don't trust you and I have no reason to believe anything you say, so we're kind of at a bad place."

You made an account just to drop this shit, and then when anyone criticizes the shitty way you’re going about this all you’ve got to say in response is “erm, ackshully you’re wrong I’m right”. Null isn’t a data forensics expert, especially not one for PS3 software, no shit he’s not going to immediately believe you. It’s not exactly easy to find someone in the drop of a hat who can outright confirm any of the shit you’ve posted so far.

 

[friendofcoal]

You made an account just to drop this shit, and then when anyone criticizes the shitty way you’re going about this all you’ve got to say in response is “erm, ackshully you’re wrong I’m right”. Null isn’t a data forensics expert, especially not one for PS3 software, no shit he’s not going to immediately believe you. It’s not exactly easy to find someone in the drop of a hat who can outright confirm any of the shit you’ve posted so far.

Null is 100% correct and everyone should make the exact same assumption about me and any claim like this.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

So I was correct and Chris is still in Finland.

Put it this way: I'd say that's very likely the case but we can neither confirm nor disprove that at this time.

Actually, one thing. It's harder to take footage of this spot, but Chris is located at the back right side of the building usually. There's a kitchen, living room, bathroom and a small room he uses for streaming/recording videos.

On a general note, the building's fairly shit from a surveillance standpoint unless you're placing unmanned cameras to watch it and either streaming video from them or coming back and collecting SD cards later. Both options suck for different (obvious) reasons.

I am, however, intrigued by two things. First, lack of activity, I thought that more people would be living at this spot, especially since two real estate LLC's have ownership of this place. Second, there are two mailboxes. I do not see anything on them, but I do wonder if they perhaps list the reciever of the mail.

My working theory is that Chris is resident there and someone picks up the mail, checks on the place, makes sure he hasn't drilled glory holes in the wall, etc., on a quasi-regular basis. The two mailboxes have no names on them, just the street number and unit. Besides, Chris may be carrying the entire mortgage on his own, in which case additional tenants aren't necessary. Sure, the income would be nice, but Chris would probably piss them off incessantly, leading to Caden's phone constantly blowing up with complaints about the stinky troon in Unit 2.

Wait a sec. I realised something.
So the AirBNB is booked until November 1, right?
The flights to Richmond will take about 3 full days total. I am assuming that Chris will go from Helsinki to Dallas/Kennedy on the 2nd (which appears to work the best due to the schedules I've seen), then from there to Richmond on the 3rd, with Chris arriving home on the 4th. This means that Chris would vote on the November 5th specifically. You can only prebook almost a month in advance anyway.

TLDR - The AirBNB might be right and Chris might be planning on returning home and voting just in time for November 5.

Techincally, he could vote at an embassy or consulate. It's a shitty procedure to do so, from what I gather, but it is doable.

I'm wondering if his return on November 3rd/4th wouldn't be indicative of overstaying a 90-day visa, or potentially having a non-tourist visa.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Null is 100% correct and everyone should make the exact same assumption about me and any claim like this.

Yeah, congrats I'm pretty sure no one cares now.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I explained it multiple times, the theory of a non-Flutter handler at the location is something I have had for almost a year now.

And he's not overstaying his visa. The first time was under 60 days and this one, if that's the case, will be under 30. Way short of the 90 consecutive/180 total days that the visa gives.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Pretty sure chris happened, he drives like shit.

 

[friendofcoal]

CWC loves showing his Sonichu medallion! And showing his room. None of these photos have been known before to my knowledge. I'm gathering together a considerable archive of CWC's audio recordings as well. Prepare to deal with .vop format.

 

[Penis]

CWC loves showing his Sonichu medallion! And showing his room. None of these photos have been known before to my knowledge. I'm gathering together a considerable archive of CWC's audio recordings as well. Prepare to deal with .vop format.

Reverse image search shows no identical matches

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

CWC loves showing his Sonichu medallion! And showing his room. None of these photos have been known before to my knowledge. I'm gathering together a considerable archive of CWC's audio recordings as well. Prepare to deal with .vop format.

Chris Chan lore is full of people who make shit up and try to troll the trolls, so please understand why people are skeptical.

Do you have any images that Chris has sent that would be, without a doubt, unique and not on the Cwcki? That would help prove your content legitimate

Reverse image search shows no identical matches

Those could be taken from cropping existing photos.

 

[friendofcoal]

Chris Chan lore is full of people who make shit up and try to troll the trolls, so please understand why people are skeptical.

Do you have any images that Chris has sent that would be, without a doubt, unique and not on the Cwcki? That would help prove your content legitimate


Those could be taken from cropping existing photos.

I already sent you many, but because you asked so kindly, here's some more. I'm not promising you he hasn't shown these off before, but these photos themselves are 100% unique.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

CWC loves showing his Sonichu medallion! And showing his room. None of these photos have been known before to my knowledge. I'm gathering together a considerable archive of CWC's audio recordings as well. Prepare to deal with .vop format.

The medallion one was apparently one of the images Chris posted on his LBP profile. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/LittleBigPlanet#Sonichu_Episode_1