Containment Random Chris Updates

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

pitched up and compared to Caden for the conspiracy theorists here
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I am tone deaf and:
1. You're mentally retarded
2. It does not sound like that at all. Friendofcoal is clearly speaking in a foreign accent...perhaps Polish, Russian...
Caden, on the other hand, puts on a fake Texan accent and does it quite well.
Besides, again, this is not the sort of information that Caden would reveal.

Lemme ask you a question.
What reason would Caden, a guy who bought Chris a house and had him incognito, who makes Chris do ad reads and videos promoting the OfficialCWCMart in the most sanitary and unnatural way and who has Chris only do SFW commissions, expose that:
A. Chris has a gal pal in Finland and end up providing info that will end up in her being doxxed, all with their consent.
B. Chris is a pedophile
C. Chris is in fucking Finland (which people theorise he himself organised to generate hype), which slots into point A.
?

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Okay? So you’re directly admitting that you’ve at least had contact with Chris, his PS3, or someone who would’ve done a dump of the hard drive sometime before at the very least 2024.

One person for whom it would be feasible to have possession of Chris' PS3: Caden.

This is speculation on my behalf, I'll admit. But given that he has the most direct contact with and access to Chris, he's the first in line when it comes potential to chains of custody for the system and/or its data.

I’m just curious, especially since you’re still posting images despite claiming a post or two ago that we’d soon be seeing audio messages from Chris to other people.

And, as if on cue, we get the following brand-spanking-new account posting audio:

friendofcoal's voice, from someone in Geno Samuel's server
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pitched up and compared to Caden for the conspiracy theorists here
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Stanky. Very, very stanky. Smells like disinformation.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

One person for whom it would be feasible to have possession of Chris' PS3: Caden.

This is speculation on my behalf, I'll admit. But given that he has the most direct contact with and access to Chris, he's the first in line when it comes potential to chains of custody for the system and/or its data.



And, as if on cue, we get the following brand-spanking-new account posting audio:





Stanky. Very, very stanky.

I was in VC with Krimzen/Coal yesterday and chatted with him for a bit. While all the stuff is a bit suspicious, if I cared enough I could learn all about it and find what it's all about, but it's mostly due to how it was done, which was most likely via hacking into the database of Playstation and extracting server side info. I do not see the reason why Caden would out his own guy as a pedo when he protects him against the incest allegations and, again, bought him a house for the sole purpose of keeping Chris hidden from the public. As for the chats, it is definitely not Caden. He has a completely different style of convos.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

I do not see the reason why Caden would out his own guy as a pedo when he protects him against the incest allegations and, again, bought him a house for the sole purpose of keeping Chris hidden from the public.

You're right in that it wouldn't make sense for him to kill his cash lolcow, but bear in mind that I only mentioned that it made sense for Caden to be in possession of the PS3 or its data, not that he was believed to be leaking that data. Someone in Caden's orbit certainly could be / have, however. Could even be a friend of a friend scenario.

There are too many variables in this whole thing that simply don't add up. Perhaps it could be shit execution in terms of the leak, or it could be someone playing dezinformatsiya for whatever reason. We don' t know. But it's smelled off to me from the start, and it's not getting any better as it goes.

 

[King Kiwi]

I am tone deaf and:
1. You're mentally retarded
2. It does not sound like that at all. Friendofcoal is clearly speaking in a foreign accent...perhaps Polish, Russian...
Caden, on the other hand, puts on a fake Texan accent and does it quite well.
Besides, again, this is not the sort of information that Caden would reveal.

Lemme ask you a question.
What reason would Caden, a guy who bought Chris a house and had him incognito, who makes Chris do ad reads and videos promoting the OfficialCWCMart in the most sanitary and unnatural way and who has Chris only do SFW commissions, expose that:
A. Chris has a gal pal in Finland and end up providing info that will end up in her being doxxed, all with their consent.
B. Chris is a pedophile
C. Chris is in fucking Finland (which people theorise he himself organised to generate hype), which slots into point A.
?

You tell'em Zeusy.

I'm getting tired of these faggots and weens playing with my emotions.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Coal's voice is definitely not Caden's. Not even close. Coal has a heavy accent, seemingly Russian. Caden sounds more like a native English speaker and their voices have a totally different pitch

Plus Caden would have zero reason to post this PS3 stuff

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I am tone deaf and:
1. You're mentally retarded
2. It does not sound like that at all. Friendofcoal is clearly speaking in a foreign accent...perhaps Polish, Russian...
Caden, on the other hand, puts on a fake Texan accent and does it quite well.
Besides, again, this is not the sort of information that Caden would reveal.

Lemme ask you a question.
What reason would Caden, a guy who bought Chris a house and had him incognito, who makes Chris do ad reads and videos promoting the OfficialCWCMart in the most sanitary and unnatural way and who has Chris only do SFW commissions, expose that:
A. Chris has a gal pal in Finland and end up providing info that will end up in her being doxxed, all with their consent.
B. Chris is a pedophile
C. Chris is in fucking Finland (which people theorise he himself organised to generate hype), which slots into point A.
?

Maybe Caden is just sick to death of dealing with Chris. There's this mindset that the Praetor/Caden and Chris interactions are nothing but positive vibes, and they're working so well together, but there could be constant tension and frustration with getting Chris to do anything.

Remember, twenty years ago, it was nearly impossible to get Chris to work on his comics, now that he's over forty, I think it's even worse. This whole thing could have been orchestrated by Caden as in, "If you don't do this work, I'm going to release information you were grooming minors and are a pedophile", and Chris just blew it off because Flutter and Magic Snow Land across the ocean, so now Praetor has to make good on the threat.

Caden's still young and stupid. People act like he's this super smart, well rounded tard wrangler, who got Chris to dance despite barely anyone in his life being able to over the decades, from women to his own parents.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Maybe Caden is just sick to death of dealing with Chris. There's this mindset that the Praetor/Caden and Chris interactions are nothing but positive vibes, and they're working so well together, but there could be constant tension and frustration with getting Chris to do anything.

Remember, twenty years ago, it was nearly impossible to get Chris to work on his comics, now that he's over forty, I think it's even worse. This whole thing could have been orchestrated by Caden as in, "If you don't do this work, I'm going to release information you were grooming minors and are a pedophile", and Chris just blew it off because Flutter and Magic Snow Land across the ocean, so now Praetor has to make good on the threat.

Caden's still young and stupid. People act like he's this super smart, well rounded tard wrangler, who got Chris to dance despite barely anyone in his life being able to over the decades, from women to his own parents.

Plus if caden did feel inclined to make life harder for Chris due to him not bringing in the paypigs he thought a pet lolcow like him would bring. Wouldn't it easier to just boot him from the big island house?


As salted as Chris's reputation is, what are the chances the law will take something posted to the farms seriously? The only reason barbgate got the response it did was cause it was happening at the time and not something that may have happened a decade and change ago. And because we had Chris's voice, of sound mind and not artificially generated, admting to having sex with his own mother.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Plus if caden did feel inclined to make life harder for Chris due to him not bringing in the paypigs he thought a pet lolcow like him would bring. Wouldn't it easier to just boot him from the big island house?


As salted as Chris's reputation is, what are the chances the law will take something posted to the farms seriously? The only reason barbgate got the response it did was cause it was happening at the time and not something that may have happened a decade and change ago. And because we had Chris's voice, of sound mind and not artificially generated, admting to having sex with his own mother.

I mean, how could Caden realistically boot Chris? He can't leave Missouri, and if he sends people Chris doesn't know, I could see him just calling the cops on then. Maybe Flutter told him about tenant rights or something? Or just the laziest way and Chris refuses to leave.

I doubt the law is going to get involved over these leaks, but it will further ruin Chris's reputation if they prove to be true, and if anything more damning comes out. People still use the tired excuse that Chris fucked Barb being he was "tricked" into it, but it's a lot more difficult to run interference for Chris if he's actively trying to groom minors on a non-public platform. I don't have any experience with the Playstation network but I guess a troll could have tracked him down and was talking to him, but then not release anything and Chris never addressed that he got trolled again in some meltdown video or chat log?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Also, the video is from July. He wears the same shirt as in the July 30 livestream, he mentions Azumanga Daioh (the commission of which he made that month), sings the Adventure Time intro (did that in the livestream too) and mentiones Trump shooting. This puts the video between the Tricky Trials Update and the Cubepy series (Cubepy Series was recorded between early to mid August).

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

I mean, how could Caden realistically boot Chris?

1) Inform Chris in writing that he's kicked out and has to be out of the property by <insert date here>.

This leads to two options:

2a) Have one of the local Praetor dipshits head over to the house and enforce the GTFO notice, or;

2b) If Chris refuses to leave, have an eviction notice served on him by the court.

3) Call the Sheriffs to enforce the eviction if he refuses to leave after that point.

Now, the law varies on this from state to state, but 2a) and 2b) may not be necessary if he's been notified to vacate. Refusing to do so (i.e., staying past the date of final habitation) may be an instant go-to-3) and have the Sheriffs enforce vacation of the property. Of course, getting the Sheriffs to do anything without a court order may be a fight in and of itself, but, again, it's state-by-state and in some cases county-by-county.

Not saying it would be easy for Caden to do it as an absentee landlord, but he does have options.

 

[Ammyterasu]

I was in VC with Krimzen/Coal yesterday and chatted with him for a bit. While all the stuff is a bit suspicious, if I cared enough I could learn all about it and find what it's all about, but it's mostly due to how it was done, which was most likely via hacking into the database of Playstation and extracting server side info. I do not see the reason why Caden would out his own guy as a pedo when he protects him against the incest allegations and, again, bought him a house for the sole purpose of keeping Chris hidden from the public. As for the chats, it is definitely not Caden. He has a completely different style of convos.

I think it's quite the coincidence that this guy Coal showed up bearing gifts right after you potentially discovered the general area where Flutter is from and Chris' Airbnb stay. If Flutter is well off as she seems, I wouldn't be surprised if she had people doing gayops for her.

Bottom line, keep doing your good sleuth work, Zeus.

 

[KingPenguin120]

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Dumbass can't even take the time to make a thumbnail lol.

Also, he's somehow managed to be 5 years too late to cash in on the late 2010s Minecraft revival despite the scale of it when it happened. I think somebody said it earlier in this theard, but he's absolutely behind the rest of culture by about 5-7 years.

Could you guys imagine how much funnier a Minecraft stream from Chris would've been in 2019? I think that would've been grounds for some of the funniest freakouts modern Chris could've given us. Alas, to think of what might have been. Now we're stuck with a more unfunny Chris being boring and retarded in Minecraft in 2024. A fate that he doesn't deserve (He should still be in jail).

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I think it's quite the coincidence that this guy Coal showed up bearing gifts right after you potentially discovered the general area where Flutter is from and Chris' Airbnb stay. If Flutter is well off as she seems, I wouldn't be surprised if she had people doing gayops for her.

Bottom line, keep doing your good sleuth work, Zeus.

Well, it wasn't right after. I found this around the 2nd.
The issue is, while I had contact with a few Finns, none are willing to be arrested to prove it.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I think somebody said it earlier in this theard, but he's absolutely behind the rest of culture by about 5-7 years.

Kinda impressive since only 2 of those were in jail where he had absolutely no access to the culture of the outside world and maybe a year to 6 months in a group home that would slowly grant him access to it again before releasing him.

But yeah one of the first things Chris said when he got back online? Went right back to claiming "gen 5 is cancelled now!"

You can't blame the jail anymore for being why Chris is so behind the times it's the fact that he's 42 and old as fuck now, and while he's not tech/social media retarded. He's still Behind on what's "in"and what hasn't been relevant since barbgate.

 

[Murano Hajime]

Now we're stuck with a more unfunny Chris being boring and retarded in Minecraft in 2024. A fate that he doesn't deserve (He should still be in jail).

Agreed honestly. Chris unfortunately is too unstable to still be roaming the streets.

 

[Xev]

If Caden is over Chris' shit why not just sell the house? Chris the squatter now becomes someone else's problem.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

If Caden is over Chris' shit why not just sell the house? Chris the squatter now becomes someone else's problem.

Caden's no longer the property owner. He transferred his rights to Realty Plus LLC, operated by Thomas Licec Cecil, his ex coworker.

 

[Male Idiot]

The ps3 leaks are very suspect. Oh noes, I can't reveal muh sources! Isn't a good sign.

Chris isn't Pee Diddly and can't put out a 20 grand hit for crips niggers to do a drive by on you.

Even if the leaks are true, Chris was just being creepy, but not going into Chris Hansen territory. He didn't ask for nudes or meetups, and at worst I could imagine his tard brain going like this:
-Ummm, yeah, lets be True and Honest Friends with this girl... um, in a few years she might Buy a Car and be my Sweetheart from The Ground Up and come to drive me home, durrrrrrrr!

Chris is a very low effort opportunist. If Mr Ken Kromosomes invites him to the Kromosome household and left her with his 16 year old Downs Debbie alone in a room, Chris would make tard babies.

But I doubt any tard home or people would leave him alone unsupervised with a female tard, underage or not.
Wranglers know not to do that as tards try to reproduce.
So as long as CWC isn't hired by Tardhomes as a caretaker, we don't have much to worry about. You literally have to present him with a woman gift wrapped at his door for Chris to bother, he didn't even make the effort for Fiona to travel to a con, he is that lazy.

 

[Snorky]

I remain unconvinced of the legitimacy of these messages. Many of the messages included images that ended up just being on the CWCki so I'm betting that a ween is trying to fabricate messages by attempting to recreate Chris's writing style and using pictures hosted on there, hoping nobody would notice. Until a proper data dump can be performed and uploaded, this is fake and gay as far as I'm concerned.

Chris has always been a creepy fuck, but we would have absolutely known if he had done that kind of shit by now. His PlayStation Network account has been hacked several times and while his payment shit was documented, his messages were never documented. Even if Chris had kept top notch security over his account, his tendency for Honest Content would have caused it to slip out at some point (much like certain other things both literally and figuratively) anyways.

Let's also think about the details for a second. Coal has gone on record to claim that all of this occurred during 2011, after the first data wipe and subsequent console destruction. Chris began cross-dressing as early as March 2011 and by April was happily embracing the lifestyle and identity in both private and public videos. Yet, one of the leaked messages uses this image which was originally used in Chris' LittleBigPlanet/PlayStation Network profile and levels which was at least 2-3 years old at the time and lacks any form of cross-dressing. These messages would have to be from January, February, or maybe March of 2011. You're telling me he either didn't have a more recent picture of himself (despite his incredible ego) or couldn't be bothered to use one that was more recent? Doesn't make sense.