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Containment Random Chris Updates
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CoolGuyHitler
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I wanna know what kind of porn Chris watches to come to the conclusion that spinning your partner around your dick like a windmill is a realistic sex move.
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the copyright thing has been altered
THIS IS NOT A TRUE AND HONEST SONICHU MEDAL!
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I bet its japanese porn, if it's weird and impractical it HAS to be japanese porn.
Had I the proper skills I'd have rotoscoped that animation and turned into a shooting stars meme, complete with Chris flying towards the White House and shit-spraying it with Fanta. Alas I am a lazy fuck and I'd rather shitpost some more.
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Nigga's got more chins than a chinese phonebook.
Member when these two idiots were actually tolerable?......yeah, neither do I.
Chris does not need a publicist, he needs a miracle and a time machine to stop Barb from ever getting pregnant with him.
Really how tiring can it get when all you're doing is making artistic scribbles and mailing out books of bad recolors? Remember the last time Chris tried to solicit help?! He started slacking off and his Etsy page got suspended for good.
Here's to work ethic and not filling orders.
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Here's to our new member, That Ol' Cherokee Magic!
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No. No you're not.
Well, if you can't love your leggos how in the hell can you love any lesbians?
Chris' rapid aging and balding beg to differ. I think we've all seen how Chris loves himself, and the evidence is in his freezer.
The difference between this relatively mellow tweet and a full-on, panic-driven, tear-streaked meltdown is exactly the death of Barb.
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At least it wasn't Godbear, for he's immortal.
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He has no time for marmalade sandwiches!
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sonichu is dead
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heyyyJackiePie
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Hey so here's a random Chris update. Here are a few pics of 14 Branchland from a few days ago. Nothing out of the ordinary. I mean, I actually expected worse. There's still the white trashiness about the place-- the white lawn chairs randomly spread about the lawn, the cars parked in the lawn, the overgrowth. So anyways here ya go. Oh, and RIP Patty. I miss her.
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Chris posted some kind of slideshow video made by FB
https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/videos/vb.100002534669114/1448927248535083/?type=2&theater
https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/videos/vb.100002534669114/1448927248535083/?type=2&theater
Nice pics. Is that other car Barb's? Why does she still have one? Also, did you see if that lawn tractor they tried to sell a while back is still there?
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heyyyJackiePie
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Yeah. The license plate says "B Weston" or something like that.
Lol when have you ever seen Barb get rid of something?
I don't recall seeing it. It may have been on the other side of the house.
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She pawned a necklace last year. I'm a bit surprised she didn't try to sell the car when she got sued, but I guess Chris's tugboat and white knight cash got her out of that bind.
It's usually next to the cars in pics going back a few years. Maybe they did move it for some reason or Barb sold it for scrap.
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