Containment Random Chris Updates

Chris is a patron of Doopie.

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Based on the likes, he probably started pledging to her on June 22nd, giving at least $5.

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I was going to say on the last one that I don't see the face, but maybe it's like those magic pictures where you have to cross your eyes...or in this case, view it through an aspie lens.
I just figured it's Chris trying to say, "Hey, I can do it, too!" and produces something with half the effort involved so he can feel validated and grab some attention at the same time.

Also, the Dolan team posted a list of worst teachers ever.
I'm half expecting Chris to go on about the good 'ol college years, maybe the lap incident from elementary school.
 
I was going to say on the last one that I don't see the face, but maybe it's like those magic pictures where you have to cross your eyes...or in this case, view it through an aspie lens.
I stared for a while... just see trees. Almost got a morphed duck once but I'm sure Chris and ducks still don't get along so he wouldn't have posted it if it was a duck.

Also... why do lolcows beg for money because they need food and shit but then they go and donate to someone else? It's also funny that Chris scoffed at people sending less than $10... but he's only giving $5.
 

LOL! Chris wishes that in real life he could go to the local slave market and buy himself a captive woman to rape & impregnate so that he can finally fulfill his "Crystal" prophecy.

"Those Dumb Laws".

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I was going to say on the last one that I don't see the face, but maybe it's like those magic pictures where you have to cross your eyes...or in this case, view it through an aspie lens.

This is an oaf that sees girls in puppy piss-puddles. What did you expect?
 
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Nobody, from another CWC forum, found out about this. Virginia's Unclaimed Property website lists potential claims for the Chandlers.

Barb - "More than $50" from Albemarle/Charlottesville Regional Jail.
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Bob - Between $1 and $50 from DirecTV and Piedmont Regional Jail.
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Chris - "More than $50" from Google.
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I imagine that the google stuff is just youtube money he hasn't cashed in yet. Chris has enabled ads, but he's too dumb to regularly create content to make any real money or go viral. Most youtubers know they have to create content weekly or on a regular schedule if they want to keep viewership. Chris just does it when he feels like it.
 
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