Containment Random Chris Updates

he was so excited about being a Mario that he tweeted it 3 times
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Sonicsis said:
he was so excited about being a Mario that he tweeted it 3 times
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He's Brittish, and his autism proves it. Not knocking British people, but it's second in the world's autism rates behind Japan. Does Chris even realize that his ancestors were probably brought to America as indentured servants and that his genes (aside from being screwed up) probably have some African ancestry? What separates Chris from the previously mentioned races of people are several billion brain cells and culture (as well as the ability to understand culture).
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
He's Brittish, and his autism proves it. Not knocking British people, but it's second in the world's autism rates behind Japan. Does Chris even realize that his ancestors were probably brought to America as indentured servants and that his genes (aside from being screwed up) probably have some African ancestry? What separates Chris from the previously mentioned races of people are several billion brain cells and culture (as well as the ability to understand culture).
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Indentured servants? Chris comes from a long line of british royalty and is a bona fide Tudor
 
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He Sets Me On Fire said:
"Whoa! That is awesomely perceptive of you."

She doesn't think you're desirable, Chris. Nobody does.



I turned my head and squinted a little, and was able to make out the face I think Chris is referring to. I outlined it below. Spoilered for size.

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Of course, how could I not have seen it! But dammit why did you have to remind me of the bent duck.
 
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nvrwastetree said:
I would love to see Chris blow up at ED again, but this time on Twitter. I don't know if doopie has seen shecameforcwc.jpg, but once she's done, Chris can say bye to her alongside Tara strong and all the borderline exceptional people he stalks on Twitter.
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I guarantee she has seen it, weens send it to everyone in fatties life.
 
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ZehnBoat said:
he could be part italian via the romans, but i think it's the program having a hard time reading chris' autistic attempt at smiling.
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He wishes, the descendants of Romans have very attractive and promient noses, Chris has always had something that looks like it got hit with a baseball bat. Kind of like mr Potato head.
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The American Hedgehog said:
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It gives me warmth in my heart to see that even years later, Chris still manages to let Encylopedia Dramatica's existence bother him. That website may be on its last legs but they're definitely responsible for bringing the internet the CWC we all know and love. Without them featuring him and the resulting anger Chris started to get towards ED we might not all be here today.

With that said, soon the site will cease to exist, so at least Chris will finally get to see his ambition of seeing his article get deleted come true.
 
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