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has chris ever actually traced? as in, actually printed off an image and physically put it under his paper to draw over?
none of his art ever looks traced, just copied

Yea he used this toy called a "Reflect a Sketch" that was a mirror you could look at and the paper at the same time or something like that let you copy images.
 
I was googling what "youtooz" are (it seems they make collectible toys Funko Pop's style, minus the soulless black eyes) and I incidentally found out what Chris copied to make his drawing lol
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Also it's interesting that he does not have the xitter blue checkmark anymore. I was sure he was going to keep paying Musk every month for the vanity mark even while ranting against him so yeah, kudos to Chris (even if he does keep using xitter). Or maybe money is getting tight.
It might be a freehand copy but it's not literally traced.
I overlaid a transparency with photoshop and Chris' drawing isn't traced.
 
has chris ever actually traced? as in, actually printed off an image and physically put it under his paper to draw over?
none of his art ever looks traced, just copied
Yes, several times, including, but not limited to, Sonichu 8 porn artwork, all of Sonichu 0 HD, a lot of miscallenous artwork (including plenty of commissions) and a few other cases. It's on the CWCki.
 
That was just it, it wasn't a high traffic thing. It was just some random person coming across Chris in the wild. His stupid comics were one thing, that could have eventually gotten stale, but it was his real life antics that morphed all together into the perfect storm. IIRC, Chris's comics and things were known to a small degree leading in the time leading up to the ED article.
That stupid whore Anna McLaren wrote the tale of the crazy Pacer. And she didn't come to him, he waddled his fat ass to the counter and proceeded to use a pickup line he fucked up
 
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That stupid whore Anna McLaren wrote the tale of the crazy Pacer. And she didn't come to him, he waddled his fat ass to the counter and proceeded to use a pickup line he fucked up
And Chris only came up to her in the first place because she waved at him.
 
I was googling what "youtooz" are (it seems they make collectible toys Funko Pop's style, minus the soulless black eyes) and I incidentally found out what Chris copied to make his drawing lol
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Also it's interesting that he does not have the xitter blue checkmark anymore. I was sure he was going to keep paying Musk every month for the vanity mark even while ranting against him so yeah, kudos to Chris (even if he does keep using xitter). Or maybe money is getting tight.
How can you be this old and still this lazy, lmao.

Never change Chris, not like you could anyway.
 
So I remember hearing a while back that Chris potentially got Flutter pregnant and that is why he is in Finland and why he is supposedly getting married.

Unless artificial insemination of some form is involved, there's an almost 100% chance that the combination of Chris' bent duck and ED induced by titty skittles would pretty much prevent him from knocking her up.

Assuming that the turkey baster successfully worked its magic, however, she hasn't been showing obvious signs of pregnancy in recent photos. Granted, some women never do, and it is possible to cover it up to some extent, but they've been sighted in each others' company for over a year at this point. If by some miracle Chris did manage to give her a hot load of tard cum in the babymaker, it's not unreasonable to think that we'd've seen the evidence by now.
 
Unless artificial insemination of some form is involved, there's an almost 100% chance that the combination of Chris' bent duck and ED induced by titty skittles would pretty much prevent him from knocking her up.

Assuming that the turkey baster successfully worked its magic, however, she hasn't been showing obvious signs of pregnancy in recent photos. Granted, some women never do, and it is possible to cover it up to some extent, but they've been sighted in each others' company for over a year at this point. If by some miracle Chris did manage to give her a hot load of tard cum in the babymaker, it's not unreasonable to think that we'd've seen the evidence by now.
where the fuck did the assumption that she's pregnant even come from? other than a post on literally this very thread
 
where the fuck did the assumption that she's pregnant even come from? other than a post on literally this very thread

Fuck only knows. If I had to guess, reddit.

Someone else who cares enough can dig around to find out, but this sounds like exactly the sort of thing that goes from, "LOL WUT IF FLUTTAR IZ PREGNUTS," to, "Chris knocked up Flutter." You know, because speculation and conjecture are a kind of fact, amirite?
 
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That stupid whore Anna McLaren wrote the tale of the crazy Pacer. And she didn't come to him, he waddled his fat ass to the counter and proceeded to use a pickup line he fucked up

There was one pre discovery mention of Chris from someone at the University of Virginia where he was sitting alone in the library doing his scribbles it's on the CWCiki. I think that's where the confusion has come from because it's the first non Chris mention of him online before SA / ED an 4Chan discovered him and it get's glossed over quite a bit as it's short an not that funny more of a sad reflection on what was the reality for Chris.

It has possibly the best description of Chris from a laymans perspective that I have ever read -

Does he have the capacity to understand these works? Whether he can or not, I am not sure, but their is something in his eyes that realizes that there is a level of understanding and thought that he is unable to partake in. As he slumps lower and lower in his chair with each student he eyes reading or holding a book, he falls into himself- into the markers and colors on the page in front of him. (coffee idea) He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all.

It was obvious to everybody even in passing that Chris wasn't normal, and in the environment he was in made it stand out even more Chris was and always will be a simpleton, He can't understand the world around him he make the effort but confuses using "Big Words" as intellect and believes his interpretation of any subject is the right one because he was told a lot "Your so clever" by Barb, Teachers an Gal Pals to try an make him fell good about himself when he managed to do something correctly or at least not really badly.

Assuming that the turkey baster successfully worked its magic, however, she hasn't been showing obvious signs of pregnancy in recent photos. Granted, some women never do, and it is possible to cover it up to some extent, but they've been sighted in each others' company for over a year at this point. If by some miracle Chris did manage to give her a hot load of tard cum in the babymaker, it's not unreasonable to think that we'd've seen the evidence by now.

For most of the time he was on HRT he was slathering Estrogell a menopause medicine on himself, an when he got prescribed real HRT he was not taking it correctly and not for very long so I doubt that would have much of an effect, Chris isn't all that healthy but he can still fill the cup, we have sadly seen a plastic tub not insignificantly filled with his navy, as to if it's functional sperm? we have no idea. But lots of people in worse health than Chris have children so sadly it's still a possibility if he really is shagging flutter or someone else, I doubt she or anyone else is pregnant with his Child because well that's just not something I'd want to countenance but short of him going back on correctly dosed an taken HRT or getting him neutered it's still theoretically possible.


My other half is a Vet (the animal kind not a veteran) and I help her out every now an then with non medical stuff while she does the dirty work or help clean up (large animal so farm animals) and last year I got exposed to the Estrogel they use on horses who are starting to get older but haven't had a foal, or who have and they haven't returned to normal yet (horses are weird) an need some Estrogen.
It was fucking mental my heart rate shot up, blood pressure shot up and I felt dizzy an spewed up this is the same stuff at a roughly similar dose that Chris was using a spatula to slather over his belly and according to my Mrs this is exactly the same stuff used in humans, how he did not fucking realise it was a bad idea or just derped his way though it I have no idea.
 
this is the same stuff at a roughly similar dose that Chris was using a spatula to slather over his belly
are you sure it is? horses very often get similar medication to humans, but at much, much larger doses

that aside let's not discount the regular differences between individuals, there's an equally good possibility that you are simply more sensitive to it's effects
as well as, and i firmly believe this- chris is so used to feeling like shit from all the fast food he eats, that the reaction you described could just be the regular after effects of a particularly big bad dish
didn't he apparently experience something that could be attributed to heart problems or a stroke and gloss over it as nothing more than a bit of 'lightning' from his superpowers? isn't this the guy that cut a hole in his taint? nobody ever brings up what a shockingly high pain tolerance he has for a guy who is otherwise so sensitive
 
I think she could probably hide a pregnancy from us, especially since she is somewhat chubby and wears baggy clothes. And hey, this wouldn’t be the craziest development in the story if we assume Chris isn’t infertile. But I will admit there isn’t any evidence to back up that she is actually pregnant.
They're obviously both gigantic autists and Chris is somewhat on the older side and in bad health, so odds are pretty good any kid they had would have GigaTism.
 
Look, given how this guy has had absolute insane plot armor recently I have a feeling that we shouldn’t dismiss him somehow pulling it off but not out.

Sure, and speculation is fine provided it's clear that that's what it is.

That’s a fair point but I think it’s still possible. Look, this bitch has been by far the most elusive member of Chris’s life. We got Janke, we got the TTS, and countless other a-logs and other dumbasses. Hell, iirc didn’t we get some of the Praetors?

Doesn't matter; these things have to be taken on a case-by-case basis. Her being harder to pin down bears no relation to earlier events along the same line.

But I will admit there isn’t any evidence to back up that she is actually pregnant.

And that there is nothing to back this up is key. Now, I've also heard the same theory being put forward as you have and would like to bring something up in relation to it. I'll re-quote your initial post for clarity:

So I remember hearing a while back that Chris potentially got Flutter pregnant and that is why he is in Finland and why he is supposedly getting married. I know that this has been referenced here but I don't think anyone really takes it seriously but for some weird reason I get the feeling that this is actually the case.

The reason why it's not taken seriously is that there isn't any solid reason to suspect that it's the case, and a fair amount of reasons to suspect why it isn't. Like I said, speculation is fine. Borderline stating speculation as fact leads to the rumour mill reeeeing unhelpful ideas all over the place. Not saying you were trying to do so, but feels don't equal reality, and I'm saying that as someone who states his own suspicions and theories openly.

Anyway, I'd reckon that if we see Chris alone in Finland that might suggest that Flutter really is pregnant and is staying out of the limelight.

The two don't equate: Chris being alone in Finland no more means that she's pregnant than seeing them together in a Wal-Mart in Virginia means the same thing. Incidentally, he's no longer in Finland and hasn't been since somewhere around the start of the month.

Her getting pregnant could also explain why she returned to Finland, not just to introduce her parents to Chris but also because it's somewhere she'd be better able to hide.

A pregnant woman will generally seek to be with or at least near to the father, even if that guy's a piece of shit. Granted, there are cases where that doesn't apply, but it doesn't make sense in this instance.

While Flutter has always attempted to evade attention, her being pregnant by Chris makes staying out of the limelight infinitely more important lest she be remembered by the internet as the crazy chick knocked up by a literal mother fucker.

She's already remembered in a similar way. Bear in mind that this relationship started when he was in jail and continued on after he was released. Knocked-up or not, she assigned herself the title of Chick Who Digs At Least One Guy Into Incest just by writing to him while he was in custody. Hiding won't change that.
 
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