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If she is pregnant I hope she's an orphan. Could you imagine having a daughter and one day she comes through the door with a man mother fucker wearing tights and a jean mini skirt who tells you he knocked up your daughter, and they're keeping it? Bleh
 
That stream that just happened was pretty awful. Chris played Shadow Generations and was horrible at it. The viewer count was pretty low and even Chris complained about it at one point. He also mentioned the possibility of moving back into 14BC.
Thank you for sitting through it. Interesting that he could maybe move back there, on one hand it's good that Caden probably got sick of him, on the other if that happens... poor Barb. She was always a bad person but nothing justifies getting raped by your tard son imo.

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Also the xitter blue checkmark is back again, it probably went away for a few days because he changed his title
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Naive me for thinking even for a second Chris had any integrity.
 
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Thank you for sitting through it. Interesting that he could maybe move back there, on one hand it's good that Caden probably got sick of him, on the other if that happens... poor Barb. She was always a bad person but nothing justifies getting raped by your tard son imo.

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Also the xitter blue checkmark is back again, it probably went away for a few days because he changed his title
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Naive me for thinking even for a second Chris had any integrity.
I was watching it today and...a few INTERESTING THINGS happened. I'd need to find clips for them, but, from notable things, Chris was asked about Ren Ryghts and later talked about Persona...interesting...then Chris said his bros are working on CWCVille in Minecraft (Minecraft Realms close after a week of host's inactivity, Chris was offline for a month, impossible), he also fapped to Maria (the one character resembling Flutter the most, who is also 12).
 
On reddit someone said that "at one point he pauses the game to take his 10pm estrogen pills."

The collective humanity's gene pool is breathing a huge sigh of relief.
 
That stream that just happened was pretty awful. Chris played Shadow Generations and was horrible at it. The viewer count was pretty low and even Chris complained about it at one point. He also mentioned the possibility of moving back into 14BC.
So there is discontent in the tardiverse between him and Praetor/Caden. Huh, well that kind of explains things. I bet Chris just got sick of Caden telling him to work on stuff and just decided to fuck off back to Branchland. It doesn't make any sense for Chris to leave a house where he basically lives alone. Charlottesville is about roughly similar distances from Ruckersville as Big Island is to Lynchburg, so it's not like Chris just misses being able to go to larger cities.

His viewer count is falling like a turd from a retard's asshole. Two months ago, with his opening of his store, he received 15k views. The rest since then have been around 5-7k views per video. Even his election video got 30k views, but people were complaining it was so boring. I did see comments in his current "speedrun" video that Chris really was bad at video games, and the stream was pretty low energy.

I guess it shows that whenever Chris isn't tarding out, he's extremely dull and boring.
 
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I was watching it today and...a few INTERESTING THINGS happened. I'd need to find clips for them, but, from notable things, Chris was asked about Ren Ryghts and later talked about Persona...interesting...then Chris said his bros are working on CWCVille in Minecraft (Minecraft Realms close after a week of host's inactivity, Chris was offline for a month, impossible), he also fapped to Maria (the one character resembling Flutter the most, who is also 12).
Thank you for your updates, even if all the Chris content is pretty much like watching snot dry.
 
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does it really? i thought it only happens if you change your actual @ handle, not the screen name

also please don't inform us when you're jacking off
i'm happy for you but that's an odd thing to bring up
I meant Chris. Since we now know that he knocked her up, he probably is so addicted to it, he will jack to anything even resembling her when she's gone.
 
I did see comments in his current "speedrun" video that Chris really was bad at video games, and the stream was pretty low energy.
Doesn't surprise me, despite his expensive spending habits Chris is bad at pretty much every video game that's not tetris. Probably he was also good with the 2D side-scrolling (which this new one isn't) Sonic platform games because he imprinted on them at a young age.
 
there's something so uncanny about seeing chris use words like "vibe" "toxic" "hatewatching", maybe it's due to me mainly knowing about his old antics and kinda ignoring him for the past decade before returning to find him doing what he's doing, but the switch to modern internet underage slang is jarring

it's like knowing of some 50 year old man who would make youtube videos discussing the mating rituals of owls, and coming back to his page a decade later to see him posting tiktoks with sparkle visual effects talking about how "dat barn owl be on da rizz no cap fr fr underscore 100"
 
there's something so uncanny about seeing chris use words like "vibe" "toxic" "hatewatching", maybe it's due to me mainly knowing about his old antics and kinda ignoring him for the past decade before returning to find him doing what he's doing, but the switch to modern internet underage slang is jarring

it's like knowing of some 50 year old man who would make youtube videos discussing the mating rituals of owls, and coming back to his page a decade later to see him posting tiktoks with sparkle visual effects talking about how "dat barn owl be on da rizz no cap fr fr underscore 100"
He also used his very first swearword in a while too.
 
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