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Interesting, it would be funny if they sent him the bill while he was fucking off to Finland so he missed it.
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“Mother, present your pussy, I have come to collect my fanmail”
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The Post Master got sick of storing all those jars of pickles for him.
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In case someone didn't see the recent featured happening or the post in the Flutter thread: Chris confirmed there's no baby.
Thank god a innocent soul will neven know such suffering. Now we can go back to our scheduled nothing happening
Thank god a innocent soul will neven know such suffering. Now we can go back to our scheduled nothing happening
Diesel Card
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Ren Ryghts showed up in Geno's server, posted a progress photo of some persona Chris commission and talked with Xela
They tried to deny they were Ren but they kinda gave up on that towards the end
And here's the art in HD
(EDIT) Right after I posted this Chris reuploaded a video back from June where he does a shitty parody of emgo316
Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Bumba Lumba
This is peak Chris laziness (Granted his content was never original) but he never just reuploaded old shit and tried to passed it off as new
They tried to deny they were Ren but they kinda gave up on that towards the end
And here's the art in HD
(EDIT) Right after I posted this Chris reuploaded a video back from June where he does a shitty parody of emgo316
Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Bumba Lumba
This is peak Chris laziness (Granted his content was never original) but he never just reuploaded old shit and tried to passed it off as new
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Lol I like how Chris is fed up with Persona and passive-aggressively makes it known in the drawing that he doesn't want to be there. I don't think he's embracing the fact he's a lolcow there like the discord comment said, it's probably his random access humor in action or he's referencing some obscure old joke.
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Alright, I am up and I did some digging.
Ren's comeback was something I've been actually noticing, albeit never confirmed up until now.
Lemme show you what I mean.
First of all, here's something I shared on the Geno server already.
This here is yet another clip from the Sonic x Shadows livestream, with a donation asking about Ren Ryghts.
As you can see, the name, Amelia, is also the current nickname Ren uses on his Discord, meaning it's him.
Then we get his Bluesky.
I have stumbled upon at least one of his messages there already, but never thought of it much up until now. I suspected it's just another ween who used Ren's name in order to get a hold of Chris.
Probably the first one I noticed was this one under the PO box shutdown post.
I do also vividly reemember him responding to that one nazi commission guy, but it was either removed or never existed, as I cannot find it rn.
He has also posted a part of the Persona 5 commission on here as a teaser. As the date on there predates Diesel Card's post, it pretty much confirms it's him.
If I was Liquid (well, the failed Twitter one anyway), I would probably go in deeper, but at least here's the bluesky. I briefly went over it, looking if there was something interesting and, bar the age of 24, I have only managed to find a lot of...uhhh..questionable stuff in his retweets and likes.
Man, last time I talked to this guy...it was August, reached out to me shortly after the Liquid Chris messages and clarified some more things, honestly, we just sorta chatted about random christorical events... Thought he was gone from the internet. How the time flies...
As for the Bumba Lumba shit...this is actually even more interesting.
See, back in...I wanna say February/March, but I can't be sure...Chris removed the original upload and reuploaded a new version. Since the OG wasn't saved, I couldn't compare it to the new version to see what stuff changed, but at least the autodescription on the CWCki hadn't shown any major differences. This could be either of the two, or a new version entirely. Here's the small writeup on it on the CWCki.
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I was not expecting to see futa porn of Calliope Mori this Thanksgiving.
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Excuse me, didn't know the rules of Kiwi Farms on this.
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Chris made a new rant on Bluesky, and he did bring up something that's, honestly, pretty sad to me.
Considering $500 is only two commissions, Chris should definitely have more than that by now. I feel like, with him showing remarkably little spending as of late, with him not bragging about nor showing any new figures nor toys bar Cubepy, most of the Switch games being bought last year, with occassional new ones there and there, like Sonic x Shadow Gsnerations, and with Flutter who most likely finances at least some of Chris's trips and conventions....and the fact, back then, if he had it, which is very likely, considering he did some heavy spending after jail including getting a 3,6K car, has had over $30000 of stockpiled SSI and could spend it on such things...
I think it shows how horrible Caden really is, with Chris barely getting any money, even though the stores have been very succesful. Feel like it exposes a side of him that genuinely has no care for Chris bar if it benefits him personally.
Considering $500 is only two commissions, Chris should definitely have more than that by now. I feel like, with him showing remarkably little spending as of late, with him not bragging about nor showing any new figures nor toys bar Cubepy, most of the Switch games being bought last year, with occassional new ones there and there, like Sonic x Shadow Gsnerations, and with Flutter who most likely finances at least some of Chris's trips and conventions....and the fact, back then, if he had it, which is very likely, considering he did some heavy spending after jail including getting a 3,6K car, has had over $30000 of stockpiled SSI and could spend it on such things...
I think it shows how horrible Caden really is, with Chris barely getting any money, even though the stores have been very succesful. Feel like it exposes a side of him that genuinely has no care for Chris bar if it benefits him personally.
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Hot take: Chris fucking deserves it after everything he's done.
Caden definitely takes a decent chunk of CWC's money but keep in mind that Chris took 2 month long trips to Europe this year. Chris could save money if he really wanted to but he chooses to spend his money as soon as he gets it.
Hopkinsville Goblin
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Chris posted another essay broke up into BlueSky posts. Also, he broke two of his teeth and needs $11,000 to get new ones.
deadson
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Even if chris did do well on commissions, he's well known to not prioritize them/is too lazy to actually finish them in a timely manner. The fact that he's still getting commissions has to be the fact the Caden has taken a larger role in getting merch out to people, hence he takes a larger percentage of the sales revenue. Is that scummy? Maybe, but Chris isn't doing jack shit to earn that anymore. Plus, who's to say he won't dox his customers again? Plus, Chris should still be getting his SSI since he's out of prison, so that should be helping with his expenses.
If he is having troubles with finances, it's usually because he spends money as soon as he has it, and tries to hide it with e-begging.
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Well, that's sad, visible teeth problems can really cut your self-esteem. If we were still in 2021 I would feel bad for him (even if he was always lazy with his dental hygiene as the old open-mouthed screams showed). Doesn't surprise me that he was financially irresponsible with all the oversea trips and that he's turning up his nose to livestreams (which are very good money with no effort) just because people there don't kiss his ass enough.
Also does it really cost more than 11k dollars to make 2 single tooth implants in the US? Here the best ones are 3k euros each at most, private dentistry of course (because even with free healthcare getting free dental care is basically impossible). Makes me really glad I grew up brushing and flossing thrice a day.
Also does it really cost more than 11k dollars to make 2 single tooth implants in the US? Here the best ones are 3k euros each at most, private dentistry of course (because even with free healthcare getting free dental care is basically impossible). Makes me really glad I grew up brushing and flossing thrice a day.
Phalanges Mycologist
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I love that not a single thing has sank in even at the periphery of Chris's thought that he might be the one in the wrong and that "We" need to earn his trust back an not the other way around, I know it's impossible for him to change at a very fundamental level but even the densest material can be dinged - He has never once, not once felt the consequences of his actions (don't say nearly 2 years in jail (he got off an was in tard care most of the time he got away with molesting barb scot free) and it rub's me up the wrong way that he can be so fucking smug and demanding.
deadson
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Sounds plausible cause it's Merica! It's def not gonna be less than 1000 per tooth. If he's already had them pulled, then depending on the dentist he's already spent easily 1-2k on extraction. If he's added bone grafting on to that, another 6-8 hundo per tooth. And that's not counting the dentist fee, anesthesia, pain killers, antibiotics, ect. If he's wanting to add implants, that's well within the amount he's listing. That's also without insurance.
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If I'm reading his post right he wants everyone to selflessly donate to him, otherwise they won't get in to "the heaven realm".
And even if you do good things in life that isn't enough, so basically you need to donate to Chris to fix his teeth or you're going to hell.
Am I right in the way I'm taking this?
Yes implants can be that high. Depends on the tooth. Depending on the tooth you don't "need" implants. Sometimes a bridge or caps will suffice.
Got told years ago by a dentist my jaw would fade away very quickly if I didn't get a molar implant and I'm doing fine. Just paid to rip it out.
And even if you do good things in life that isn't enough, so basically you need to donate to Chris to fix his teeth or you're going to hell.
Am I right in the way I'm taking this?
Yes implants can be that high. Depends on the tooth. Depending on the tooth you don't "need" implants. Sometimes a bridge or caps will suffice.
Got told years ago by a dentist my jaw would fade away very quickly if I didn't get a molar implant and I'm doing fine. Just paid to rip it out.
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Maybe they did it in jail or the loony bin when he tarded out and broke them.