Containment Random Chris Updates

[A Grey Cat]

Hot take: Chris fucking deserves it after everything he's done.

Hell he deserves two broken/missing teeth just for being a filthy slob all his life who couldn't be bothered to not drink 2 liters of coke every day without brushing his teeth regularly.

Between that and his hair going grey and bald age is finally catching up to the fucker. I've said it before. Autstic males have made it for a few decades, were they can look young and baby faced for quite a while but the second they hit 40 all those nuggets and mountain dew hit them harder than 30 hits women...even neruotypical ones.*


*however the ones who go vegan and live off soy and actually make some effort to eat better, can actually stave this off a little longer. At worst going grey around the neck(beard)

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

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the healthiest autists tend to be the ones who treat every behavior in their life like some kinda videogame minmaxxing and are so autistically aversed to various foods that they figured out they can live off of a carefully crafted diet of four pecans, a bottle of lemon juice, a single cold chicken breast and some monkey zoo electrolytes for every day of their lives and are absolutely loving it

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Also does it really cost more than 11k dollars to make 2 single tooth implants in the US? Here the best ones are 3k euros each at most, private dentistry of course (because even with free healthcare getting free dental care is basically impossible). Makes me really glad I grew up brushing and flossing thrice a day.

If they're really rotted, which is probably what happened to Chris, then it's a lot harder to regrow the stuff in the jaw to hold onto the implants. Given Chris only started drinking water (albeit magic crystal water) in the last few years, he's drank literally hundreds of gallons of soda, and probably still does. Add into the heavily sugared diet of his, and not much dental hygiene makes me image that "rotting and broken" teeth mean he's kept them in that state until they became too much for him to bear. I can't imagine how bad his breath smelled with those rotting husks of teeth either.

The toothless, balding, fattening hillbilly saga is well deserved though.

 

[A Grey Cat]

The toothless, balding, fattening hillbilly saga is well deserved though.

He can try and try all he wants but in the end Chris can't escape his white trash Virginia hick DNA .

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

He can try and try all he wants but in the end Chris can't escape his white trash Virginia hick DNA .

But that's the same white trash hick DNA that made Cole Smithey the success that he is today!

Oh, wait...

 

[Ammyterasu]

Nothing much, Chris tricked people (me) into thinking he made a new video but it was just another one from that spirituality/new age nonsense youtube account he already posted about once or twice

(Bluesky) (link to that video)
And I always find it hilarious that youtube account Chris likes, SlightlyBetter, offers "courses to defend yourself against narcissists".

 

[cricket_eater0000000]

In case someone didn't see the recent featured happening or the post in the Flutter thread: Chris confirmed there's no baby.

Thank god an innocent soul will neven know such suffering. Now we can go back to our scheduled nothing happening

That baby came out more abominable than Chris and we’d torch it like in The Thing

 

[ToroidalBoat]

it was just another one from that spirituality/new age nonsense youtube account he already posted about once or twice

Vid is "Why High Vibrational Energy Can Feel Like a Curse! | Awakening | Spirituality | Chosen Ones" BTW. Of course that egotistical freak would think he is a "chosen one".

"Honor Roll" seems to be one of those people who'd take "Spirit Science" seriously -- that channel teaching that Jews are from space.

Spirit Science is a New Age internet cult that has existed for a decade as of this OP update.

(very big OP post BTW)

 

[A Grey Cat]

But that's the same white trash hick DNA that made Cole Smithey the success that he is today!

Oh, wait...

I mean aside being a by proxy lolcow and being the only neckbeard on earth who said "toy story 3 is overrated and real adults don't cry at the end" he definitely has it a bit(?) better than chris.

 

[The Dude]

Sounds like Chris' rotten, filthy mouth is soon going to match his rotten, filthy soul.

 

[King Kiwi]

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(Bluesky) (link to that video)
And I always find it hilarious that youtube account Chris likes, SlightlyBetter, offers "courses to defend yourself against narcissists".

Another "I'm spush y'all " post.

Then there's another post on there that says that Chris's completely misunderstood by everyone and has trust issues.

Somehow he sounds even more entitled then he normally does.

Methinks Flutter is gone.

He only gets like this when he doesn't have someone to constantly validate him.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The toothless, balding, fattening hillbilly saga is well deserved though.

Even then he'd likely still be convinced he's some kind of pony "goddess" as well as Christ.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Wait a second, folks, I was checking recent changes on CWCki and I found some bs updates I wanted to investigate, when I found this.



"Chris's cash has been accumulating, as the money he gets from both the store and monthly disability hasn't been touched while incarcerated."

Also yeah, the change Hurtful did with the beard was actually true. Huh.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Wait a second, folks, I was checking recent changes on CWCki and I found some bs updates I wanted to investigate, when I found this.
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"Chris's cash has been accumulating, as the money he gets from both the store and monthly disability hasn't been touched while incarcerated."

Also yeah, the change Hurtful did with the beard was actually true. Huh.

Stop acting like you're anything other than an attention-seeking faggot.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Stop acting like you're anything other than an attention-seeking faggot.

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have sent this piece of info I forgot about that confirms a thesis many tried to debunk here ealrier which is relevant to the current happenings with Chris that may help expain his exploitation of him by Praetor, especially since it means he has spent way more money than previously estimated by myself and is almost impossible for Chris to have done if this wasn't the case.

I will delete my account now.
I shouldn't have even thought of being informative on this site.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have sent this piece of info I forgot about that confirms a thesis many tried to debunk here ealrier which is relevant to the current happenings with Chris that may help expain his exploitation of him by Praetor, especially since it means he has spent way more money than previously estimated by myself and is almost impossible for Chris to have done if this wasn't the case.

I will delete my account now.
I shouldn't have even thought of being informative on this site.

Bew fucking hew. You've missed the point that you've been an ongoing self-aggrandiser who is trying to make some sort of name for himself based on Chris' movements and behaviours.

If you're going to fuck off, that's on you, and if you think that I'm going to feel any guilt over it, you are sorely mistaken. You chose to be here and blow shit out of proportion.

Have fun fucking off to wherever. If you see Ellen DeGeneres, tell her that I think she's a cunt.

 

[King Metalia]

Hot take: Chris fucking deserves it after everything he's done.

At this point no one should have sympathy for Chris. He's nothing but an egotistical selfish little brat.

 

[whitepaws]

So Chris is starting to lose his teeth after neglecting them for two decades or more. Not surprising. It's a minor miracle they lasted this long.
How does he have insurance, though? Is he on Medicaid?
Even if he could raise eleven grand for just two teeth, he won't have to wait long for more of his natural teeth to break or fall out. Then he'll need even more implants.
He'd be better off just having all of them pulled and getting dentures. Medicaid might pay for that.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Another "I'm spush y'all " post.

Then there's another post on there that says that Chris's completely misunderstood by everyone and has trust issues.

Somehow he sounds even more entitled then he normally does.

Chris is a narcissus extraordinaire. Even when things are bad, like being jailed for raping your own mother, he claimed to be Jesus. He always had super powers and telekineses, autism gave it to him.

Methinks Flutter is gone.

He only gets like this when he doesn't have someone to constantly validate him.

I think so too. Or at most he's been friend/wrangler zoned. He's taken this much more easier than the Megan saga.

Edit:spelling

And taken it easier that we know of.

 

[KingPenguin120]

Also it's interesting that he does not have the xitter blue checkmark anymore. I was sure he was going to keep paying Musk every month for the vanity mark even while ranting against him so yeah, kudos to Chris (even if he does keep using xitter). Or maybe money is getting tight.

Dammit, I was wrong about him being dumb enough to keep paying for the checkmark.

Oh well.