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Most likely nothing, but it's a minor piece of news I noticed in the middle of me contacting the finns about Flutter.
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The person is a bit...weird? I will contact them later in private, but it seems as an either very elaborate prank, or some deep and personal vent post. I wonder why the fuck Chris would frequent Boston specifically though, he's never been seen in these parts of the US before. If this is the vent post though, it seems extra credible. We'll see.
 
Most likely nothing, but it's a minor piece of news I noticed in the middle of me contacting the finns about Flutter.
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The person is a bit...weird? I will contact them later in private, but it seems as an either very elaborate prank, or some deep and personal vent post. I wonder why the fuck Chris would frequent Boston specifically though, he's never been seen in these parts of the US before. If this is the vent post though, it seems extra credible. We'll see.

Given that the acronym 'AFAB' was in their post, that should be the biggest red flag that these are the suppositions of someone who is mentally unwell.
 
Most likely nothing, but it's a minor piece of news I noticed in the middle of me contacting the finns about Flutter.
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The person is a bit...weird? I will contact them later in private, but it seems as an either very elaborate prank, or some deep and personal vent post. I wonder why the fuck Chris would frequent Boston specifically though, he's never been seen in these parts of the US before. If this is the vent post though, it seems extra credible. We'll see.
this is why normalfags shouldn't know about lolcows or any esoteric web knowladge

that aside, this particular instance seems to either be 1. trolling, or 2. someone who's wrong, they didn't see chris chan, and their only knowladge of who chris chan even is is from maybe listening to 1-2 youtube videos reading off the cwcki
"rambling about his five kids" "watching porn in public" that's not our chris chan, chris might ramble about his gal pals or watch cartoons on his phone in public, but he's not this weirdly confident super-rapist that this person seems to wanna think he is
i can't even say that this is a knowledgeable troll, since even someone with a modicum of knowledge of chris chan that harkens back to pre 2016 would know this all sounds like utter nonsense, which leads me to believe it's some normie rando who has either earnestly met some other weirdo and wants to attribute it to the kewl internet personality he learned about just a week ago, or they're just trying to convince others of their lie for e-clout, a very poor lie
 
Really just sounds like that redditor is also a hospital frequent flyer schizo ranting about another fat autistic person in their fourties with mental health issues.

It's also reddit, so.

Zeus you do good work but a few posts ago you say you're not involved in Christory anymore and now you're saying you're going to message random redditors having a mental breakdown. Pick a lane man.
 
Zeus, your info is appreciated and I'm in no way trying to disparage your work. Obviously, you're just posting what you were given because it's potentially of interest.


There are all sorts of issues with the hospital story.

1. Chris is a known barbussy creep, but not a convicted sex offender. While this might seem like splitting hairs, I would argue that getting this detail wrong at the very least means their knowledge of Chris is not too extensive (which they go on to admit). I think it also speaks to their emotional or mental state that they are very triggered by his presence and basically afraid of him.

2. They claim two sightings in an impatient psych facility, a year apart. That doesn't really mesh with any Chris timeline (there are obviously blank spots) But also it raises some questions about the frequency and duration this person was in this facility. Were they in and out of the facility at a similar interval? Or were they there for an extended period?

3. They weren't sure until the person started talking about "their kids". This doesn't seem to exactly fit with the way Chris describes his imaginary gaggle. Chris describes his various characters as lots of things, including sex partners, children, father, etc. I'm not sure how someone talking about their multiple children would be a logical step towards figuring out it's Chris. It seems more like a random mentally ill person going on about their friends or family and the person writing this projecting information onto it or forcing it to fit their narrative that they invented.

4. The public self-pleasure doesn't really sound like Chris. At the very least, it certainly shouldn't be used as a metric to prove or confirm that it's him.

5. This person admits they're not super familiar with Chris and that they were questioning the citing themselves.

6. Despite the sightings being a year apart, this person invites potential weens to come to an inpatient psychiatric unit to try to take pictures of Chris. The idea that finding an individual who was seen twice in a two-year period by just randomly coming to the psychiatric facility where they were supposedly spotted is completely illogical. Even suggesting this makes me question this person's grip on reality more.

7. The person who wrote this is clearly extremely traumatized and not in a very good place mentally. They admit as much themselves. My takeaway is I feel really bad for them that they are both having psychiatric problems and it's manifesting as thinking they're spotting Chris Chan.

Tldr; Psych patients say psych patient things.
 
Thanks for the replies, and yeah, fair enough, but it was just something I found on the r/chrischansonichusfw.
As for me not being active, I am not as active as I used to, but I do still try to work on stuff I have. I didn't really have anything to go off of after it was confirmed Chris was in Finland, and so, I had a bit of a gap where I wasn't really able to do anything. It's mostly why I even decide to do anything that has even a slight chance of working.
In any case, as I've said, I am more focused about Flutter herself now, but I can't even do much about her, I'd need to contact some Finnish 4channers from over 15 years ago and that's gonna be pretty hard, all things considered.
The feedback is well appreciated though.
 
Thanks for the replies, and yeah, fair enough, but it was just something I found on the r/chrischansonichusfw.
As for me not being active, I am not as active as I used to, but I do still try to work on stuff I have. I didn't really have anything to go off of after it was confirmed Chris was in Finland, and so, I had a bit of a gap where I wasn't really able to do anything. It's mostly why I even decide to do anything that has even a slight chance of working.
In any case, as I've said, I am more focused about Flutter herself now, but I can't even do much about her, I'd need to contact some Finnish 4channers from over 15 years ago and that's gonna be pretty hard, all things considered.
The feedback is well appreciated though.
We have faith in you, Zeusy.

There's always the Way Back machine.

Just do your best.
 
Thanks for the replies, and yeah, fair enough, but it was just something I found on the r/chrischansonichusfw.
As for me not being active, I am not as active as I used to, but I do still try to work on stuff I have. I didn't really have anything to go off of after it was confirmed Chris was in Finland, and so, I had a bit of a gap where I wasn't really able to do anything. It's mostly why I even decide to do anything that has even a slight chance of working.
In any case, as I've said, I am more focused about Flutter herself now, but I can't even do much about her, I'd need to contact some Finnish 4channers from over 15 years ago and that's gonna be pretty hard, all things considered.
The feedback is well appreciated though.
Your flutter research is much appreciated. She's honestly one of the last honest and true Christory mysteries. The fact that she has remained unidentified this long is an affront to our collective 'tism. Her foreign origin and reddit's collective inability to use a camera has stood in the way for too long. She pozloaded my neghole..
 
Most likely nothing, but it's a minor piece of news I noticed in the middle of me contacting the finns about Flutter.
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The person is a bit...weird? I will contact them later in private, but it seems as an either very elaborate prank, or some deep and personal vent post. I wonder why the fuck Chris would frequent Boston specifically though, he's never been seen in these parts of the US before. If this is the vent post though, it seems extra credible. We'll see.
Yeah it sounds like she picked a random troon and convinced herself it was Chris, for whatever reason. If nothing else, I do love reading schizo redditor stories like that so that's always entertaining. Even if I feel bad if they really suffered from sexual abuse, but then again that's like 80% of FtMs/genderspecial women it seems.
 
He seems to be learning from that halloween post (As a reminder, the issue with that one was that it was posted right after midnight in Finnish time, but still over 5,5 hours too early for Virginia).

Maybe, but Chris knows full well that his social media is being watched for this sort of thing, and all this really does is establish that he's still too lazy to match posting times and dates properly with whatever locational narrative he may want to put forward.

Even accounting for the fact that this is Chris we're talking about, it's not unusual for people to post New Year's greetings in advance of midnight. Just speculation on my behalf, but the chances of him trying to convince the world that he's in the US seem slim. This is probably just a fairly normal post with no subtext to its posting times.
 
Most likely nothing, but it's a minor piece of news I noticed in the middle of me contacting the finns about Flutter.
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The person is a bit...weird? I will contact them later in private, but it seems as an either very elaborate prank, or some deep and personal vent post. I wonder why the fuck Chris would frequent Boston specifically though, he's never been seen in these parts of the US before. If this is the vent post though, it seems extra credible. We'll see.
I for one support Chris being in a mental hospital.
 
Already done.

The only unfortunate thing about Chris ending up in the loony bin was that it didn't happen soon or for long enough.

I'm all for milking the cow, but how the hell he's managed to escape being institutionalised for as long as he has still baffles me despite the entire world practically knowing what he had for breakfast last Tuesday.
 
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