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"Somichu"? So maybe that's why Sonichu failed to exist.
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ye's Official KF Burner
working on an album called "kiwifarms was right"
True & Honest Fan
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Suomichu
Clyde Cash's Left Teste
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And why the Merge failed
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As I read through the names, this made me smile. I hope it is real. A blast from the past.
He wanted a friend close-by or make his OC real, so it would be his friend.
The comic sans is icing on the cake.
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"DON'T CALL ANYBODY" turns 10 years today!
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The two things that will forever amaze me about that clip.
1. The bitter, egotistical, and outright entitled way he just screams don't call anybody! Especially when you know the context for it. The staff was threatening to call security unless Chris left and of course because of his memory of mall security tackling and cuffing his retarded ass for all those years he loitered in that mall with his stupid sign and refused to leave. Prompted him to tell them.
2. It will forever be my own theory the reason Chris uncapped the pepper spray and sprayed that poor gamestop employee is a mix of years of seething resentment at managers or "manajerks" as he named them, and from his obsession with cartoons where women would peperspray guys at will and walk away without any consequence for doing so. A fate that commonly befell the hapless romantic johnny bravo when Chris was still young.
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The poor guy Chris maced that day is a hero in my book, a hero in the level of Micheal Snyder or Mary Lee Walsh.
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This is what got me into Chris Chan in the first place. I have some fond memories of reading up CWC during a winter break while playing stupid TF2 gamemodes. I often feel bad for missing out on the "Golden Years", but I think I've still gotten plenty of entertainment. Especially considering I got to see the motherfucking saga take place.
Here's to another ten years of not using my telephone to contact any single person!
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10 years since gold and now we are exiting bronze into tin cans
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ikr the perfect font for kids' stuff, those people at the newspaper could have never imagined they were publishing a Santa letter written by a 20 years old enrolled in college lol. I wonder if Chris also submitted one the next year but they threw it away when they read about him complaining to Santa about being a lonely 21 years old virgin with rage asking for a 18-to-21 girlfriend, thinking it was a prank. What a difference a year makes..
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Not unless Caden and Flutter get dethroned.
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Surprised nobody posted it on the CWCki yet.
Another ween at 14BC.
As above, it doesn't seem as if Chris was at the place.
This makes me wonder about why Chris moved the fanmail address to 14BC...
Another ween at 14BC.
As above, it doesn't seem as if Chris was at the place.
This makes me wonder about why Chris moved the fanmail address to 14BC...
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Maybe I'm wrong but I don't have the feeling he was lying when he said that his P.O. box was closed due to a miscommunication. He was probably too lazy, while also worrying about missing his Christmas gift from his followers and busy with travelling back and forth to Finland, to figure out another solution so he just entrusted Barb/her caretaker(s) to take care of them for him.
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Denki Cho 3.0
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He probably has 2 rape fuck mommies now.
I hope he comes back in a dainty finish laddies wooden clog....or maybe he'll just shove a tulip bulb up his ass to herald the coming of Spring.
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Call me crazy, but a photo of a trash can at the kerb with absolutely nothing happening on the property might not be worth recording in the annals of Christory.
While he's in Helsinki, he should also visit the famous Finnish monuments of the Eiffel Tower, Stonehenge, and Brandenburg Gate.
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It's mostly that the house sightings seemed to be posted on there as soon as they were published before, and we've had at least 10 of these this year.
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If a trash can waiting to be emptied counts as a sighting, it may be time to find a new hobby.
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And I do have those, which is why I am not that active in the christorical sphere nowadays. I just usually take a look at the social medias once per day and that's it.
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But this is the climax of the shit fuck Saga.