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Chrus Chundlur said:
That doesn't prove shit, anyone would block accounts whose handle is @yourapedyourmomlol or the name of the fungus-ridden chick who ratted you out and got you in jail, guilty or not.

Having said that, of course Chris did it.
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I mean if he didn't do it, he sure was very specific about his fantasies.

Chris may have missed out on his calling of being an erotica novelist.
 
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Hepativore said:
So what type of kids would the Stinkditch section be? I am guessing that the people that frequent the Pooner Zoo and the SRS Horrors thread would be the types of kids who liked to dissect things in biology class.
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Ftm=the ugly girls who could make pat from "it's pat" doable in comparison


Mtf=the girly guys who's voices (and balls) never dropped properly so they hung out with the girls thinking they fit in with them better not realizing natural born females mock them behind their backs for not living up to societies expectations of masculinity....reflection of later life when they ultimately cross the transitional threshold.
King Kiwi said:
Chris may have missed out on his calling of being an erotica novelist.
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Given his idea of "romance" in his comics included bland white people dinner for two with air wick fresheners for mood, and thinking his sob story life could net him a discount with an escort service. I highly doubt he had the same chops as the writer of 50 shades.

(Man do I feel old digging up THAT reference)
 
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The Dude said:
Chris deserves it. The only thing that bothers me about it is that Chris is too stupid and naive to recognize what's happening to him. He remains blissfully unaware he's being taken for a ride.
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Laziness/convenience seems to override most everything else for Chris so unless someone can get him a higher cut with no effort or concessions on his part I doubt he’d go for it.
 
A Grey Cat said:
Mtf=the girly guys who's voices (and balls) never dropped properly so they hung out with the girls thinking they fit in with them better not realizing natural born females mock them behind their backs for not living up to societies expectations of masculinity....reflection of later life when they ultimately cross the transitional threshold.
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Nah, their voices and anatomy are fine, they're just faggots. Blair White never sounded or looked like an actual woman. Chris was blessed with abundant body and facial hair. Saying they're defective males only buys into their flawed logic, and it should not be encouraged.
 
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Denki Cho 3.0 said:
Nah, their voices and anatomy are fine, they're just faggots. Blair White never sounded or looked like an actual woman. Chris was blessed with abundant body and facial hair. Saying they're defective males only buys into their flawed logic, and it should not be encouraged.
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there are absolutely men who do not live up to the idea of what a man is, and choose to fulfill a woman's role in society
likewise a man not fitting into the standard definition of what a man is, does not automatically make him a woman, but he's not necessarily a man either
our ancestors commonly had names for these people and for good reason

chris, however, is none of those
he's just a regular sensitive effeminate guy who fell for a cultural trend, nothing more
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
there are absolutely men who do not live up to the idea of what a man is, and choose to fulfill a woman's role in society
likewise a man not fitting into the standard definition of what a man is, does not automatically make him a woman, but he's not necessarily a man either
our ancestors commonly had names for these people and for good reason

chris, however, is none of those
he's just a regular sensitive effeminate guy who fell for a cultural trend, nothing more
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They're still biological males. I get your concept of a real man.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
there are absolutely men who do not live up to the idea of what a man is, and choose to fulfill a woman's role in society
likewise a man not fitting into the standard definition of what a man is, does not automatically make him a woman, but he's not necessarily a man either
our ancestors commonly had names for these people and for good reason

chris, however, is none of those
he's just a regular sensitive effeminate guy who fell for a cultural trend, nothing more
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Cool story bro. Jacking off to femboys, or guys that do dishes in heels, doesn't suddenly mean you're not a faggot. They're still male. Stop getting your panties in a twist every time someone calls a man a man. Men are engineered to make sperm, like women are to make eggs. The day I'll let these retarded excuses slide is the day you show proof of a third gamete. Your bullshit about sex stereotypes being what makes someone a man or a woman is the reason why Chris is like this and why this troon shit even exists in the first place.

I'll take all the tophats now, thanks.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
there are absolutely men who do not live up to the idea of what a man is, and choose to fulfill a woman's role in society
likewise a man not fitting into the standard definition of what a man is, does not automatically make him a woman, but he's not necessarily a man either
our ancestors commonly had names for these people and for good reason

chris, however, is none of those
he's just a regular sensitive effeminate guy who fell for a cultural trend, nothing more
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You mean like a pussy?

See also: the thing Chris had to turn to incest to obtain.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
chris, however, is none of those
he's just a regular sensitive effeminate guy who fell for a cultural trend, nothing more
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Intresting but I don't fully agree, but falling for a cultural trend makes sense.

Chris is a lazy egomaniac that does not understand delayed gratifaction from an average day's work but instead will take anything at reach at the time for that dopamine hit. He demands praise when he hasn't done anything of any value. Then compound that again with ego again.

Starting off his troon evolution, he couldn't be a man because he was lazy and wanted an excuse to be lazy, so be feminine, the tom girl era. Plus if you hate yourself or just your identity, a new identity is an ego/confidence boast.
Later you have the trans chan which is another but bigger ego boast in that it's also a socially recognized class of people, they even have their own flag. Funny enough those people, like the autistic community, disown Chris and his bull shit.

Another example if a special group of people that demand a higher needs from society over everyone else then he all in, he has that superiority complex.

If no one cared for the trans but lets say shiny bald head community and they got a lot of attention like the trans do now then he'll identify as bald tomgirl.


Tl;dr
Chris is a lazy or not the laziest human ever. His ego is infinite.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Happy 20th anniversary of Chandler's Family Christmas!
And also, Merry Christmas or whatever other holiday you celebrate, if at all, and may your Fraggle Rock harvests be plentiful.
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I hope Bob is in a much better place now than where he was all those years ago in 2004.
 
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Found on reddit a possible letter Chris sent to Santa, published on The Daily Progress on December 7, 2002
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It seems legit, another user on that newspapers archive site also made a clipping about it previously, but I don't have an account to search the original page.

If real that's probably our last look at Chris' innocence before becoming obsessed with having a girlfriend and starting his Love Quest in 2003. Also interesting the lack of a Cole Smithey mention and him wishing for "Somichu" to be real even back then.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
Found on reddit a possible letter Chris sent to Santa, published on The Daily Progress on December 7, 2002
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It seems legit, another user on that newspapers archive site also made a clipping about it previously, but I don't have an account to search the original page.

If real that's probably our last look at Chris' innocence before becoming obsessed with having a girlfriend and starting his Love Quest in 2003. Also interesting the lack of a Cole Smithey mention and him wishing for "Somichu" to be real even back then.
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December 7th, 2002. Chris was 20 years old when he wrote to Santa Claus with wishes of making Sonichu real.

Yep, it tracks.
 
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