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Chris being an overly sensitive snowflake who can't accept the fact that he will bear the mark of Cain that is "Chris raped his mom." Till the day he finally dies.
And like Cain, the consequences of Chris's stupidity hurt bystanders seven times harder than Chris himself.
 
I don't really understand what has happened to Chris. I try to follow it but his status as a bizzaro celebrity seems to have only calcified post-imprisonment and post-freedom. The teflon tard is like the teflon Don now... he has Flutter, he's living abroad maybe, he's got people babysitting him. This has been a mystery to me... the people who seem to take on Chris as a project, like Praetor, and idk about Flutter. It seems she's there of her own free will, is her awkwardness just more autism or what? Like why tho? Is it just because Chris is a famous autist? I doubt sheltering and harboring Chris does much good to his hosts.
 
I don't really understand what has happened to Chris. I try to follow it but his status as a bizzaro celebrity seems to have only calcified post-imprisonment and post-freedom. The teflon tard is like the teflon Don now... he has Flutter, he's living abroad maybe, he's got people babysitting him. This has been a mystery to me... the people who seem to take on Chris as a project, like Praetor, and idk about Flutter. It seems she's there of her own free will, is her awkwardness just more autism or what? Like why tho? Is it just because Chris is a famous autist? I doubt sheltering and harboring Chris does much good to his hosts.
I still follow Chris but can't stand his current day videos so with that in mind from what I can tell:

Flutter's actual relationship to Chris is still unknown, while he HAS wrote about planning to get married to a real life person (On his website) it's also not known if it's related to her, seeing as Chris is simple-minded and delusional it could be something like he had a dream he got married and decided it was a psychic premonition.

Chris is still living in Caden's house - I think it's his house anyway, it's no longer in his name I believe and during a previous court case Caden signed a legal document stating he said he couldn't even afford a lawyer so there's something fishy going on.

Praetor* take the majority of the money from all sales that Chris makes so it's not as if they're doing it out of the kindness of their hearts (*From what I can tell it's really just Caden using his trust fund money and any other members of Praetor are just orbiters, with the exception of Flutter, we also don't know what kind of connection (if any) she has with Caden).
 
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I doubt sheltering and harboring Chris does much good to his hosts.
Caden has a drug dealing conviction so I'm pretty sure it really is just a money laundering scheme

Someone buys drugs off Caden, pays by ordering "medallions" or whatever so Caden can say that's the source of income on his taxes, Chris is unaffected because he doesn't actually have to make the medallions, he's just the infamous face to explain why Crayola-magic modelling clay trinkets and childish drawings are selling so well.
 
Praetor* take the majority of the money from all sales that Chris makes so it's not as if they're doing it out of the kindness of their hearts (*From what I can tell it's really just Caden using his trust fund money and any other members of Praetor are just orbiters, with the exception of Flutter, we also don't know what kind of connection (if any) she has with Caden).
I'm not sure if they take majority from all sales. They did for the medallions they made themselves, according to some numbers from January 2021. I don't think there are any numbers known for the stuff Chris made. Edit: Although Chris also said in a livestream that a lot of his profits from Etsy and streams goes towards paying a mortgage.
 
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Chris is still living in Caden's house - I think it's his house anyway, it's no longer in his name I believe and during a previous court case Caden signed a legal document stating he said he couldn't even afford a lawyer so there's something fishy going on.

I dug into the recent ownership history of the Big Island house a while back. Didn't really come up with anything earth-shattering, but it was interesting to note that everything led back to a business registration service in Wyoming (IIRC - don't have the notes to hand at the moment). There has been a defiinte, if small, effort made to obfuscate ownership. Related:

Caden has a drug dealing conviction so I'm pretty sure it really is just a money laundering scheme

Someone buys drugs off Caden, pays by ordering "medallions" or whatever so Caden can say that's the source of income on his taxes, Chris is unaffected because he doesn't actually have to make the medallions, he's just the infamous face to explain why Crayola-magic modelling clay trinkets and childish drawings are selling so well.

It's a possibility. However, Caden's shroom farm wouldn't've been generating a ton of income - bear in mind that it was in a closet in his apartment, so the amount of money needing to be laundered would be manageable in other ways. Also, given that he's resident in Missouri and it's a medical marijuana state, there'd be no shortage of ways for him to do it.

Having said that: if any of the proceeds (no matter how small) from said shroom farm were used for the purchase of the house, that may open him up to potential federal arrest, seizure of assets, and prosecution. This may be an additional explanation for the apparent (if not actual) change in and obfuscation of ownership.

Just as an addendum to the above: Caden may not be a criminal mastermind and he's definitely a piece of shit, but he's also not completely stupid, either.

I'm not sure if they take majority from all sales. They did for the medallions they made themselves, according to some numbers from January 2021. I don't think there are any numbers known for the stuff Chris made. Edit: Although Chris also said in a livestream that a lot of his profits from Etsy and streams goes towards paying a mortgage.

From what I recall, Chris was receiving less than 10% of the proceeds from the sales.
 
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From what I recall, Chris was receiving less than 10% of the proceeds from the sales.
This just makes me think of that one meme about The Sims where someone traps people in their basement to make art for selling only to never see any of the profits. Same sorta energy.
 
If you mean the $600/$4000 numbers, those were for the Praetor-made medallions.

Correct, and I remember that one pretty clearly. He made another comment at some point, though, and unless I'm totally off-base on this it didn't seem to necessarily be in direct relation to the Praetor medallions. That's the one I'm thinking of.
 
If you mean the $600/$4000 numbers, those were for the Praetor-made medallions.
Owen Sundstrom posted, back in 2021, a comment on Instagram stating that...actually, I'll just show it.
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With Chris also stating that he paid Caden rent, back in the Keffals interview...I'm pretty sure that the 15% figure was an optimistic amount for Chris, compared to what he could have and probably does earn nowadays, especially since it seems like the funds Caden pays him for Etsy are funneled right back into his pockets.
I wish we had more confirmation of that happening, but the Watchmen disbanded back in 2021. You could possibly pursue legal action against Caden due to this.
 
Owen Sundstrom posted, back in 2021, a comment on Instagram stating that...actually, I'll just show it.

Just to clarify: this isn't the one I was thinking of, either. I'll do some digging over the weekend and see if it can't be found.

I wish we had more confirmation of that happening, but the Watchmen disbanded back in 2021. You could possibly pursue legal action against Caden due to this.

Legal action being successful in this case seems unlikely. If someone willingly accepts a low percentage for their involvement in a business venture, there's nothing preventing them from doing that. Similarly, if they take the money from that business venture and stick it right back in their landlord's pockets, that's also OK. These are both situations that I've been in, so can speak from experience on this one.

Caden's a piece of shit, and he is taking advantage of Chris. Unfortunately, he's not doing anything that appears illegal. Unethical, certainly, and absolutely lacking in morals, but those aren't crimes.
 
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Owen Sundstrom posted, back in 2021, a comment on Instagram stating that...actually, I'll just show it.
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With Chris also stating that he paid Caden rent, back in the Keffals interview...I'm pretty sure that the 15% figure was an optimistic amount for Chris, compared to what he could have and probably does earn nowadays, especially since it seems like the funds Caden pays him for Etsy are funneled right back into his pockets.
I wish we had more confirmation of that happening, but the Watchmen disbanded back in 2021. You could possibly pursue legal action against Caden due to this.
I think you're right, it's probably just Caden at this point.
 
The farms is like a high school au where the cows are the special ed kids , the beauty parlor is the cheerleaders, the fitness board is the jocks, the multimedia and games boards are the nerds, the business crypto boards are the preps, the self sustainability board is home to the vocational and greasers, and all under the leadership of principal joshua "null" moon.
So what type of kids would the Stinkditch section be? I am guessing that the people that frequent the Pooner Zoo and the SRS Horrors thread would be the types of kids who liked to dissect things in biology class.
 
Just to clarify: this isn't the one I was thinking of, either. I'll do some digging over the weekend and see if it can't be found.



Legal action being successful in this case seems unlikely. If someone willingly accepts a low percentage for their involvement in a business venture, there's nothing preventing them from doing that. Similarly, if they take the money from that business venture and stick it right back in their landlord's pockets, that's also OK. These are both situations that I've been in, so can speak from experience on this one.

Caden's a piece of shit, and he is taking advantage of Chris. Unfortunately, he's not doing anything that appears illegal. Unethical, certainly, and absolutely lacking in morals, but those aren't crimes.

Chris deserves it. The only thing that bothers me about it is that Chris is too stupid and naive to recognize what's happening to him. He remains blissfully unaware he's being taken for a ride.
 
Chris deserves it. The only thing that bothers me about it is that Chris is too stupid and naive to recognize what's happening to him. He remains blissfully unaware he's being taken for a ride.

This isn't directed at you, @The Dude; I'm only addressing the point that you indirectly raised.

Something that tends to be overlooked is that Chris - teflon tard nickname aside - is, for all legal intents and purposes, a fully-functional adult. He can vote, own property, drive a car, have firearms, marry and raise a family, be liable for taxes, and even hold public office. The Autism Disorder Deferral allowed him to skate by a felony prosecution for incest that would have curtailed or removed a number of those liberties, so for all intents and purposes he's a perfectly normal member of society.

His history refutes this, and shows him to be an utterly disgusting and reprehensible narcissist with sexual deviancy ranging from paedophilia to incest. For any new people here who may be feeling a twinge or two of sympathy for Chris, start here. You need to know what it is that you're actually looking at, and why he has next to zero support around here.
 
And like Cain, the consequences of Chris's stupidity hurt bystanders seven times harder than Chris himself.
The only differences between Chris and Cain are he hasn't killed his brother yet, and he brings boredom with the pain.
 
This has been posted in the Community Happenings thread but A-Log got interviewed a few months ago.


Jeebus, look at that fat fuck. He looks his head swallowed his fucking neck. Like a child made a meatball man for a school art project: just a spheroid body with arms and legs and another blob for a head.
 
It’s not much, but I figured follow kiwis would find this a little interesting considering Chris denies diddling his mom
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Speaking with a grain of salt, if Chris was somehow innocent, he would not feel the need to block any of these accounts, he would just simply ignore them and continue acting like the man baby he is, but no.

Even after being catfished by trolls over the years, Chris still fails to detect troll accounts.

And most of the other accounts he has blocked belong to people who don’t even know who he is or haven’t even interacted with him.

A lot of them are either bloggers or game developers or just some employees of Hasbro who he is pissed at for the MLP series.

On a funnier note, Chris has been blocked by over 300+ people, all of whom are part of the LGBT community as well as the brony and furry fandom, places that Chris considers his "safe space"
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A lot of these fags, dykes, trannies, furries and bronies have turned on Chris ever since his meltdown at the gaming convention as well as the pepper spray incident.

They don’t even consider him as one of their own, one even demanded the owners of Bluesky to ban his account (will try and find the account later and take a screen cap).

Source: Clearsky
That doesn't prove shit, anyone would block accounts whose handle is @yourapedyourmomlol or the name of the fungus-ridden chick who ratted you out and got you in jail, guilty or not.

Having said that, of course Chris did it.
 
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