Containment Random Chris Updates

[Chuggernaut]

It's not that Chris looks like a man, it's just that he looks like one of those amorphous blobs that really fat fuckers turn into.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I've also met people who are heavier (fatter) than Chris, who don't have the same fat distribution.

He's fat and bone. I don't know if there's a genetic component to his lack of any visible muscle tone, or if it's just extreme lethargy. I've never seen someone who is too fat on top and too bony on the bottom. Whatever it is, it is not healthy.

 

[Sonichu Medallion]

What a healthy, nutrious meal, Chris. Is this how you maintain that sexy, trim figure?

 

[Arnold J. Rimmer]

What a healthy, nutrious meal, Chris. Is this how you keep that sexy, trim figure?

The burger is on sliced bread rather than a bun?? Is the mash supposed to be the thing in top?? Or is that more sliced bread?? Does Chris think that fries class as mash because they are both potato??
I'm going to stop trying to make sense of this vile concoction and go vomit..

It's beyond me how one individual be so autistic that even their food has autism.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's not that Chris looks like a man, it's just that he looks like one of those amorphous blobs that really fat fuckers turn into.

Christine: Da Pizza Hut

Damn it, it's enough that Chris embarrasses his own father, now he has to drag Bob's friends into this!

@Marvin that does not look like a healthy chicken sandwich from McDonald's.

 

[Slowinthemind]

What a healthy, nutrious meal, Chris. Is this how you maintain that sexy, trim figure?View attachment 243287

Still better than the spaghetti he "cooked".

 

[4Macie]

The burger is on sliced bread rather than a bun?? Is the mash supposed to be the thing in top?? Or is that more sliced bread?? Does Chris think that fries class as mash because they are both potato??
I'm going to stop trying to make sense of this vile concoction and go vomit..

It's beyond me how one individual be so autistic that even their food has autism.

From what I can see:
Sliced piece of white bread, hamburger, cheese, gravy. French fries and gravy on the side.

I see no mashed potatoes but it wouldn't surprise me if Chris was momentarily autism 2.0 and forgot that the British say "chips" instead of fries, but remembered they don't call them fries and assumed mashed potatoes would work.

 

[nad7155]

Chris was momentarily autism 2.0 and forgot that the British say "chips"

I gave you a "winner" for this.

 

[Big Buns]

Christ, that has to be the most disgusting meal I've ever seen.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

What a healthy, nutrious meal, Chris. Is this how you maintain that sexy, trim figure?View attachment 243287

McD's meals look healthier than this.

 

[idosometimes]

It's not even his picture, you goombas. The fat beezo just used the first pic that came up in his web bowser when he put "hot hamburger plate" into a google search.

Bob buys his first dress Patreon update.

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I love how Chris just writes the action instead of making any attempt to show it.

 

[AnOminous]

I've also met people who are heavier (fatter) than Chris, who don't have the same fat distribution. It's like, the only places he has fat are on his trunk and inside his chins. I bet he thinks he has a Jessica Rabbit body type.

Fat people who actually walk around generally have fairly muscular legs because they have to carry a lot of weight. Chris isn't that fat but he never stands up. He is possibly the most indolent and lazy human who ever lived.

 

[Rupin]

I knew Chris was gaining weight, but I didn't realize he'd gotten quite this large. To have a neck waddle like that at 35 is a very bad sign, obviously. I think it's safe to say his youthful metabolism has finally called it quits. He's probably gaining a pound or two a month now. Diabetes is going to be a bitch.

The daily dose of Micky D's everyday probably doesn't help either.

 

[Buck Mullet]

What a healthy, nutrious meal, Chris. Is this how you maintain that sexy, trim figure?View attachment 243287

"Hot hamburger plate" looks and sounds like a quirky menu item at some greasy spoon diner. Maybe the kind of thing Bob liked and Chris is just getting reminiscent. Not gonna lie, some brown gravy poured over fries and a cheeseburger patty on a slice of bread sounds kind of good.

 

[Lucas Wolf]

It's not even his picture, you goombas. The fat beezo just used the first pic that came up in his web bowser when he put "hot hamburger plate" into a google search.

So he lied about making a plate of food? What was the purpose of that?

 

[Silent_Watcher]

To demonstrate that he is a capable, independent man-- I mean, woman-- Uhh, nah he failed that one too. He failed all parts of it, including the parts where I said "capable" and "independent".

 

[Sonichu Medallion]

So he lied about making a plate of food? What was the purpose of that?

To demonstrate that he is a capable, independent man-- I mean, woman-- Uhh, nah he failed that one too. He failed all parts of it, including the parts where I said "capable" and "independent".

I wonder if he’s lying and also made up the story of his father’s friend, Tony.

 

[Ethel Mertz]

Could someone be telling him to cook more and he's faked this as some sort of proof?

It's pretty pathetic to fake cooking a meal, and use such a shit meal. It's even more pathetic that people who saw it believed it to be real, because it's so shitty.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

@LoveYouLongTime Please expose Chris' fakery.

 

[John Carmack]

I knew Chris was gaining weight, but I didn't realize he'd gotten quite this large. To have a neck waddle like that at 35 is a very bad sign, obviously. I think it's safe to say his youthful metabolism has finally called it quits. He's probably gaining a pound or two a month now. Diabetes is going to be a bitch.

Gone are the days when he was incredulous at Liquid for accusing him of being a mere 220 pounds.

Liquid: Yeah, and not to mention that he is fat and ugly.

Chris:

I AM NOT FAT, GODDAMMIT!!!


Liquid: Yeah, you are! You look like you weigh a good 220 pounds.

Chris: I do not weigh 220 pounds! I weigh less, I weigh a lot less than that, you, you

WEAK LITTLE SON OF A BITCH!