Containment Random Chris Updates

[Kecleon]

Well, at least he realizes it needs more colors and flags to distract from his unattractiveness.
With that creepy smile and non-existant lips, it looks like Chris also has a thing for penis-shaped rockets.

I photoshopped the date out of this so Chris can use it all month long. No need to thank me!

 

[Philosophy Phil]

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"Watch me take an extremely simple art tutorial from a very good artist and screw it up due to being an exceptional one."

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Bob buys his first dress Patreon update.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Bob buys his first dress Patreon update.

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"Did I mention I iz a female souled transvestite who loves good ol' clam bakes, today?"

If this were anything like Chris' first dress he purchased, it would be covered in Christine's jizz as well as Bob's saliva after he caught Chris wearing it and yelled, "take that crap off, I didn't raise no faggot, boy"

Love how Chris actually drew a true to life-sized rib-cage, which is the shape of a barrel.

It doesn't take 30 minutes to make or alter a dress, dumb ass.

I photoshopped the date out of this so Chris can use it all month long. No need to thank me!

I'm still glad I was able to match the googly eyes protruding from Chris' empty bra to his own set of misaligned peepers.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

"Roberta Sonichu's Bedroom"

"A reference drawing of her bedroom, currently, in three photographic perspectives."

 

[Melancholia]

It doesn't take 30 minutes to make or alter a dress, dumb ass

You forget... this is coming from the same guy who after 5 days of "restoring" a moldy, tattered shirt, he stated it was a "masterpiece" and people should pay over $20,000 for it...

 

[ZehnBoat]

"Roberta Sonichu's Bedroom"

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"A reference drawing of her bedroom, currently, in three photographic perspectives."

gee chris, you can imagine a room not filled with toys and tons of tables to hold said toys? you can envision a hoardless room?

 

[jc17]

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It looks like something that wants to be put out of it's misery.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris gives out his measurements.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"Mic Drop", is Chris retarded? Those are technically hypermasculine measurements that can cause health problems. What a world we live in. He doesn't even know how a woman is shaped, yet he thinks he's a paradigm of feminity.....Women also don't brag about their measurements unless they're Instagram whores.
Womens: WHR= .70 and lower
Men's: WHR=.85
Chris: WHR=1.073

Technically, anything over .90 means you're probably a man, and you're likey to have a stroke or heart attack within the next 5-10 years.

 

[Karen Riley]

Chris gives out his measurements.

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I'm pretty confused at his use of 'mic drop,' here as well. In the U.K. A 39 inch waist is a 2XL and considered to be very unhealthy. Obviously I'm not saying it's some sort of surprise that Chris is a fat fuck, I'm just in shock that he thinks it's something to show off.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Right now though, YOUR FAT.... MIC DROP.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

"Roberta Sonichu's Bedroom"

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"A reference drawing of her bedroom, currently, in three photographic perspectives."

Aww, the bed even sinks down at the end where Roberta sits and cries for hours every night.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

"Roberta Sonichu's Bedroom"

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"A reference drawing of her bedroom, currently, in three photographic perspectives."

That must have taken him a whole 3 minutes to scribble.

Chris gives out his measurements.

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Watermelon is a misgendering slut.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I really wonder if Chris thinks a dash of sass equals to a huge serving of autism plus BO. I've never thought of Chris Roberta as sassy. Narcissistic and selfish, yes.

 

[FightenGnome]

Bob buys his first dress Patreon update.

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Is that Christine using the infamous "O.K." White power hand gesture?

 

[MarineN*423543]

"Roberta Sonichu's Bedroom"

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"A reference drawing of her bedroom, currently, in three photographic perspectives."

who is roberta?, did chris defilled bob's memory as he did patty's?

 

[CWCissey]

who is roberta?, did chris defilled bob's memory as he did patty's?

Sonichu's retard son, Robbie/Robee

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I knew Chris was gaining weight, but I didn't realize he'd gotten quite this large. To have a neck waddle like that at 35 is a very bad sign, obviously. I think it's safe to say his youthful metabolism has finally called it quits. He's probably gaining a pound or two a month now. Diabetes is going to be a bitch.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I knew Chris was gaining weight, but I didn't realize he'd gotten quite this large. To have a neck waddle like that at 35 is a very bad sign, obviously. I think it's safe to say his youthful metabolism has finally called it quits. He's probably gaining a pound or two a month now. Diabetes is going to be a bitch.

I've also met people who are heavier (fatter) than Chris, who don't have the same fat distribution. It's like, the only places he has fat are on his trunk and inside his chins. I bet he thinks he has a Jessica Rabbit body type.