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Obligatory Blue-sky spam post (For an updated transformer song) [UNLISTED]
(The unlisted link from the tweet)
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ASeabear8952 said:
This is also late but Geno posted the full Yep I’m on TV slideshow with a 1998 recording Chris made that originally came with it.

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Well ...I watched all of it.

So...many.... fucking... clown shirts. :cryblood: 🤡

There is something rather heartening when he's young and it just gradually gets sadder and sadder... Where it begins with a happy youthful Chris and his doting happy parents...

Then eventually with various extended family and very likely hand-picked friends...

It ends with that accursed cwcville.

Very telling how he ends a pretty typical childhood but definitely one that paints a normal but happy life and ends just before his descent into madness, with the narrative of his life being controlled and manipulated by trolls and the like just on the horizon.

And of course it continues into the modern day, but now everyone is behind the scenes and not sharing with the public at large... Or with anyone.

But Chris is getting just sell Sonichu and other crap online, even though he doesn't look or sound particularly happy about it.

Not like when he was a kid and teenager, that Chris looks happy or at least content.

This current Chris is just making money for people he doesn't understand are using him.

Still, he has a place to live and everything, I guess.

Happy ending?
 
King Kiwi said:
Well ...I watched all of it.

So...many.... fucking... clown shirts. :cryblood: 🤡

There is something rather heartening when he's young and it just gradually gets sadder and sadder... Where it begins with a happy youthful Chris and his doting happy parents...

Then eventually with various extended family and very likely hand-picked friends...

It ends with that accursed cwcville.

Very telling how he ends a pretty typical childhood but definitely one that paints a normal but happy life and ends just before his descent into madness, with the narrative of his life being controlled and manipulated by trolls and the like just on the horizon.

And of course it continues into the modern day, but now everyone is behind the scenes and not sharing with the public at large... Or with anyone.

But Chris is getting just sell Sonichu and other crap online, even though he doesn't look or sound particularly happy about it.

Not like when he was a kid and teenager, that Chris looks happy or at least content.

This current Chris is just making money for people he doesn't understand are using him.

Still, he has a place to live and everything, I guess.

Happy ending?
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He deserved to rot for all the animals he neglected alone, mother fucking aside.

I dont care if hes being exploited, real punishment to him is hard labor.
 
King Kiwi said:
Happy ending?
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Hardly.

Chris would think the situation he's in now would be a decent enough situation, getting to sell sonichu merch, a girl actually talks with him, and pretty much all the trolls of yore have moved on.

Chris of the present, however, isn't happy. Literally every single thing he does is playing pretend that he has more influence over life than he does. He tries to imagine his own shitty Transformers toyline is actually at retail. He still thinks all that goddess bullshit where he's master of existence itself and also Jesus and whatever the fuck the rest of his name is. He's effectively banned from every convention on the North American continent that even has the slightest idea of who he is. MLP G4 is dead. He has no drive, literally nothing to really DO, and he's trapped in a cage largely of his own making by a wannabe druglord. It's not so much living as it is merely existing.
 
Chris has been commenting in a lot of stuff lately (on bluesky) what is going on did he now likes the comment section?
 
Optimus Prime said:
Hardly.

Chris would think the situation he's in now would be a decent enough situation, getting to sell sonichu merch, a girl actually talks with him, and pretty much all the trolls of yore have moved on.

Chris of the present, however, isn't happy. Literally every single thing he does is playing pretend that he has more influence over life than he does. He tries to imagine his own shitty Transformers toyline is actually at retail. He still thinks all that goddess bullshit where he's master of existence itself and also Jesus and whatever the fuck the rest of his name is. He's effectively banned from every convention on the North American continent that even has the slightest idea of who he is. MLP G4 is dead. He has no drive, literally nothing to really DO, and he's trapped in a cage largely of his own making by a wannabe druglord. It's not so much living as it is merely existing.
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This got me thinking: Is there a realistic scenario in which Chris would be happy and satisfied with his life?

The level of fame that he expects is unrealistic for even the best comic book artists. Miyamoto is never going to collaborate with him. Even the types of women he lusts after aren't hooking up with fat retards in drag.

His life right now is pretty much the best case scenario for him -- he sells "official" Sonichu merchandise; he's got a girl hanging out with him; and he has a handler to keep the trolls away -- yet he looks miserable.

I don't think there's a scenario that could actually happen where Chris would be happy -- his expectations were too grandiose.
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
This got me thinking: Is there a realistic scenario in which Chris would be happy and satisfied with his life?

The level of fame that he expects is unrealistic for even the best comic book artists. Miyamoto is never going to collaborate with him. Even the types of women he lusts after aren't hooking up with fat retards in drag.

His life right now is pretty much the best case scenario for him -- he sells "official" Sonichu merchandise; he's got a girl hanging out with him; and he has a handler to keep the trolls away -- yet he looks miserable.

I don't think there's a scenario that could actually happen where Chris would be happy -- his expectations were too grandiose.
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Ironically Classic Chris was much happier then current Chris
 
Clyde Cash's Left Teste said:
Ironically Classic Chris was much happier then current Chris
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A lot of people are probably happier when they're younger...plus Chris got to rage at trolls and his parents paid for everything.

Part of me thinks that he liked the negative attention... Some of the time.
 
Clyde Cash's Left Teste said:
Ironically Classic Chris was much happier then current Chris
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if Chris had focused on platonic relationships first instead of immediately trying to go straight to the much more complex romantic relationship he'd have had a happier future. I think classic Chris before the Jesus CPU shit had better odds of making friends.

Having no irl friends or other platonic relationships sucks. Even having one person around him who actually likes him genuinely would be an improvement for Chris.
 
King Kiwi said:
Well she hasn't come visiting for a while so...
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What I have learned lately is that, while Chris can visit Finland for 180 days a year, Flutter can only do 90. This means that, naturally, they're not gonna be able to be together for at least three months at a time. And when I have looked at the periods of time they've been together this year, and the times of trips I have estimated, based on his Twitter activity, lack of new content, reusing of old content, ect, I have learned that Flutter has pretty much used up all the time she's had this year. Chris still has time to visit Flutter this year though, and I assume they will spend Christmas together in Finland.
 
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