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"CANTERLOT MULTI-TALENT CRUSADERS"?!?!

How about "The Canterlot Trio of Usable Skills"

Or "The Pony Rangers of Various Talents"

(If it has to fit CMC: Comical Mares of Catastrophe?)

Shit, just more proof how Chris is deteriorating. "Sonichu the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon" is a smart and brilliant name compared to *stress sigh* "The Multi talent Crusaders".
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
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Well, we all know Chris has never been shy about giving really shitty advice!

Considering how Chris always blurts out brand names first chance he gets, I wonder if it's on purpose that he's a little vague about the "pens and markers". Giving people who don't know him, the impression that he's talking about some fancy artist-markers rather than these:

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Tragi-Chan said:
Once again he's trying to buy friendship. I bet if you asked him what the American Red Cross was, he wouldn't have a clue.
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He tried giving blood at one of their drives and they turned him down for being a tranny. I suppose giving them a small portion of 'someone else's money' is the least he could do.

Fapcop said:
Well, we all know Chris has never been shy about giving really shitty advice!

Considering how Chris always blurts out brand names first chance he gets, I wonder if it's on purpose that he's a little vague about the "pens and markers". Giving people who don't know him, the impression that he's talking about some fancy artist-markers rather than these:

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Interesting if Chris is that smart not to give it away that easily.

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GEE WIZ GOLLY GEE WILLICKERS!
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Trilby said:
He tried giving blood at one of their drives and they turned him down for being a tranny. I suppose giving them a small portion of 'someone else's money' is the least he could do.
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And rather than just coming back the next day dressed normally, Chris decides to whine and moan about it online?

That strikes me as a remarkably troon thing to do! Way to stay in character Chris!
 
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Marvin said:
No he gets like $350 a month nowadays.
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That's $650 more than he deserves.

LAM said:
Maybe I missed something, but what the fuck is all that "Plub, Plub" nonsense with the emotes? According urban dictionary, Plub could mean a really fat vagina, the white fatty part of a chicken, someone who's bad at video games, or a portmanteau of pub and club. I have a feeling Chris is using it as an onomatopoeia for something.
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Yeah, and what's up with the tornadoes?

Jaiman said:
I want Chris to put that in his ass.
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Considering the person in question, I have a feeling that your wish may have been granted several times by now. Chris's anus is pretty much like a kangaroo pouch; he prolly carries everything down there that won't fit in his purse.

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Chim chiminey, chim chim, chiminey, chim chim cherBite me.

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No you're not. You got a tiny ding dong. Women don't have ding dongs. You're a male.
 
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LAM said:
Maybe I missed something, but what the fuck is all that "Plub, Plub" nonsense with the emotes? According urban dictionary, Plub could mean a really fat vagina, the white fatty part of a chicken, someone who's bad at video games, or a portmanteau of pub and club. I have a feeling Chris is using it as an onomatopoeia for something.
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Aside from the tornadoes, I'm not sure what the "Thwack" and "Groan" are either. It's Chris trying to act like everything is OK at first or just waiting until something happens and then got smacked to reality and cries? That's what it looks like to me.

jc17 said:
Jamsta's got some really fucked up eye problems going on.
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That's what you get when your frames aren't that tall! I'm sure it's meant to be the top of his irises without the pupil in the way.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Chris has never, in his online career ever mentioned "gender dysphoria" secifically, nor has he proudly displayed documentation to prove it, and he probably doesn't know what it means either, which is why I'm 90-95 percent sure Chris is not suffering from the condition known as "gender dysphoria". I'm one hundred percent sure Chris is a social/cultural tranny, meaning he wants to reap the advantages of being a lady, inluding being in women's spaces, being around women, being paid attention to, being called "purrty", and being sexually or romantically accosted by brute males (Autogynephelia). Transgenderism is also a social outlet for Chris to proudly channel his narcissism.
Like everything else in life, Chris just goes through the motions, imitating adults like an 8-year-old, never really understanding much of anything except for China, money, and attention.
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I agree with you for all except the part about the brute males. I see his "lesbian trans" schtick as a way for him to distance himself from men. In some way, no doubt the result of a mix of autism and the lack of a healthy relationships with other men, Chris doesn't know what it really means to be a man and instead view men as offensive Neanderthals who'd kick his sensitive ass. This "lesbian trans" thing is his form of mental gymnastics to distance himself from his idea of men without him distancing himself from manly desires of looking for tom-tom to pound.

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"Canterlot Multi-Talent Crusaders" rolls off the tongue as well as your r's, Chris
 
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Bardle-B Jones said:
I agree with you for all except the part about the brute males. I see his "lesbian trans" schtick as a way for him to distance himself from men. In some way, no doubt the result of a mix of autism and the lack of a healthy relationships with other men, Chris doesn't know what it really means to be a man and instead view men as offensive Neanderthals who'd kick his sensitive ass. This "lesbian trans" thing is his form of mental gymnastics to distance himself from his idea of men without him distancing himself from manly desires of looking for tom-tom to pound.
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So basically: Chris is trans, because of his failures to be a successful male? He basically retconned his life? I think that's definitely part of the explanation.
 
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